That might be the wrong time to start asking questions.JMC-STL wrote: Fri Jan 10, 2020 8:47 pmAsk for a copy of her American Board of Colon and Rectal Surgery license if a prostitute's hand is in you,
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
4452At least you'd know you were dealing with an educated professional. Small comforts are important at times like these.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
4453I don't know how educated they are, but he's used to dealing with professionals.JMC-STL wrote: Sat Jan 11, 2020 8:00 amAt least you'd know you were dealing with an educated professional. Small comforts are important at times like these.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
4454Like I said ... small comforts ...Turk Sanderson wrote: Sat Jan 11, 2020 3:34 pmI don't know how educated they are, but he's used to dealing with professionals.
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Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
4455Hooking should be an Olympic event, it takes more skill than wrestling.JMC-STL wrote: Sat Jan 11, 2020 7:08 pmLike I said ... small comforts ...Turk Sanderson wrote: Sat Jan 11, 2020 3:34 pmI don't know how educated they are, but he's used to dealing with professionals.JMC-STL wrote: Sat Jan 11, 2020 8:00 am
At least you'd know you were dealing with an educated professional. Small comforts are important at times like these.
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Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
4456Stand-up comedy oughta be one, too. It's like the Olympic Handball of the Entertainment World: Water Polo for those who never learned how to swim.CaptSMRT wrote: Sun Jan 12, 2020 1:29 amHooking should be an Olympic event, it takes more skill than wrestling.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
4457The Capt'n would get kicked out for using performance enhancing prostitutes.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
4458You could tell that there were some guys in the room that had some secrets...this prostitute thing is gold!!!Turk Sanderson wrote: Sun Jan 12, 2020 9:55 amThe Capt'n would get kicked out for using performance enhancing prostitutes.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
4459That's what all of the pimps say.CaptSMRT wrote: Sun Jan 12, 2020 8:37 pmYou could tell that there were some guys in the room that had some secrets...this prostitute thing is gold!!!Turk Sanderson wrote: Sun Jan 12, 2020 9:55 amThe Capt'n would get kicked out for using performance enhancing prostitutes.JMC-STL wrote: Sun Jan 12, 2020 4:17 am
Stand-up comedy oughta be one, too. It's like the Olympic Handball of the Entertainment World: Water Polo for those who never learned how to swim.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
4460I'm thinking about jumping into the presidential race, on one platform and one alone. Universal plastic refrigerator container lids.... there can be different capacities, but all brands must have interchangeable lids. Hefty, Glad, Rubbermaid, Dollar Store...doesn't matter who's name is on them, they must interchange. With 40% of Americans not giving a shit about our democracy, I think that maybe I've got a shot.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
4461Sound strategy. Considering recent pre-Iowa Caucus polling, that'll mean 40% each of voters for the Democrats & the Republicans & The Revs. Is that what they mean by a "super-majority"?Turk Sanderson wrote: Tue Jan 14, 2020 10:07 pmI'm thinking about jumping into the presidential race, on one platform and one alone. Universal plastic refrigerator container lids.... there can be different capacities, but all brands must have interchangeable lids. Hefty, Glad, Rubbermaid, Dollar Store...doesn't matter who's name is on them, they must interchange. With 40% of Americans not giving a shit about our democracy, I think that maybe I've got a shot.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
4462We probably lose a substantial amount of Americans each year due to the anxiety, food poisoning, and accidental falls, caused by mismatched food storage containers and lids. That alone should bring the price of health insurance down.JMC-STL wrote: Wed Jan 15, 2020 12:08 pmSound strategy. Considering recent pre-Iowa Caucus polling, that'll mean 40% each of voters for the Democrats & the Republicans & The Revs. Is that what they mean by a "super-majority"?Turk Sanderson wrote: Tue Jan 14, 2020 10:07 pmI'm thinking about jumping into the presidential race, on one platform and one alone. Universal plastic refrigerator container lids.... there can be different capacities, but all brands must have interchangeable lids. Hefty, Glad, Rubbermaid, Dollar Store...doesn't matter who's name is on them, they must interchange. With 40% of Americans not giving a shit about our democracy, I think that maybe I've got a shot.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
4463**OR** your platform could focus on development and distribution of ultra-virulent & immediately deadly strains of foodborne pathogens, which would cut down dramatically on long-term health care expenditures in the U.S.. Certainly easier than getting Reynolds and P&G and Newell and hundreds of Chinese knockoff suppliers to normalize their container lids.Turk Sanderson wrote: Wed Jan 15, 2020 12:36 pmWe probably lose a substantial amount of Americans each year due to the anxiety, food poisoning, and accidental falls, caused by mismatched food storage containers and lids. That alone should bring the price of health insurance down.JMC-STL wrote: Wed Jan 15, 2020 12:08 pmSound strategy. Considering recent pre-Iowa Caucus polling, that'll mean 40% each of voters for the Democrats & the Republicans & The Revs. Is that what they mean by a "super-majority"?Turk Sanderson wrote: Tue Jan 14, 2020 10:07 pmI'm thinking about jumping into the presidential race, on one platform and one alone. Universal plastic refrigerator container lids.... there can be different capacities, but all brands must have interchangeable lids. Hefty, Glad, Rubbermaid, Dollar Store...doesn't matter who's name is on them, they must interchange. With 40% of Americans not giving a shit about our democracy, I think that maybe I've got a shot.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
4464The Chinese containers already carry slow-release toxins, my clergy won't even touch them.... The American companies will play ball, or I'll subsidize a start-up company that will.JMC-STL wrote: Wed Jan 15, 2020 3:31 pm**OR** your platform could focus on development and distribution of ultra-virulent & immediately deadly strains of foodborne pathogens, which would cut down dramatically on long-term health care expenditures in the U.S.. Certainly easier than getting Reynolds and P&G and Newell and hundreds of Chinese knockoff suppliers to normalize their container lids.Turk Sanderson wrote: Wed Jan 15, 2020 12:36 pmWe probably lose a substantial amount of Americans each year due to the anxiety, food poisoning, and accidental falls, caused by mismatched food storage containers and lids. That alone should bring the price of health insurance down.JMC-STL wrote: Wed Jan 15, 2020 12:08 pm
Sound strategy. Considering recent pre-Iowa Caucus polling, that'll mean 40% each of voters for the Democrats & the Republicans & The Revs. Is that what they mean by a "super-majority"?
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
4465My father in law is Austrian and he never stops telling me how good the pretzels were in the home country. Rooooonald...zee pretzels at home dont make you thirsty.
You aren't a man in Austria until you've killed an animal with a pretzel.
In Austria priests molest the pretzels and not little boys, it's a right of passage.
If a priest wont molest your pretzel it not a good pretzel.
Zey are salted with the sweat of the priest who molested them.
Oh...zis tastes like Father Arnold
Why are you telling me this, Heinz?
Zis is information, Ronald. Information is zee key.
You aren't a man in Austria until you've killed an animal with a pretzel.
In Austria priests molest the pretzels and not little boys, it's a right of passage.
If a priest wont molest your pretzel it not a good pretzel.
Zey are salted with the sweat of the priest who molested them.
Oh...zis tastes like Father Arnold
Why are you telling me this, Heinz?
Zis is information, Ronald. Information is zee key.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
4466No wonder my church is doing so well.CaptSMRT wrote: Wed Jan 15, 2020 4:56 pm My father in law is Austrian and he never stops telling me how good the pretzels were in the home country. Rooooonald...zee pretzels at home dont make you thirsty.
You aren't a man in Austria until you've killed an animal with a pretzel.
In Austria priests molest the pretzels and not little boys, it's a right of passage.
If a priest wont molest your pretzel it not a good pretzel.
Zey are salted with the sweat of the priest who molested them.
Oh...zis tastes like Father Arnold
Why are you telling me this, Heinz?
Zis is information, Ronald. Information is zee key.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
4467You're on a first-name basis with your FIL? Whatever happened to Old World etiquette? Henry VIII was widely reported to have stifled a belch as Anne Boleyn's head rolled off the executioner's platform.CaptSMRT wrote: Wed Jan 15, 2020 4:56 pmMy father in law is Austrian and he never stops telling me how good the pretzels were in the home country. Rooooonald...zee pretzels at home dont make you thirsty.
You aren't a man in Austria until you've killed an animal with a pretzel.
In Austria priests molest the pretzels and not little boys, it's a right of passage.
If a priest wont molest your pretzel it not a good pretzel.
Zey are salted with the sweat of the priest who molested them.
Oh...zis tastes like Father Arnold
Why are you telling me this, Heinz?
Zis is information, Ronald. Information is zee key.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
4468Everything Heinz says seems like an interrogation...even if you are telling him what time a movie starts.JMC-STL wrote: Wed Jan 15, 2020 7:29 pmYou're on a first-name basis with your FIL? Whatever happened to Old World etiquette? Henry VIII was widely reported to have stifled a belch as Anne Boleyn's head rolled off the executioner's platform.CaptSMRT wrote: Wed Jan 15, 2020 4:56 pmMy father in law is Austrian and he never stops telling me how good the pretzels were in the home country. Rooooonald...zee pretzels at home dont make you thirsty.
You aren't a man in Austria until you've killed an animal with a pretzel.
In Austria priests molest the pretzels and not little boys, it's a right of passage.
If a priest wont molest your pretzel it not a good pretzel.
Zey are salted with the sweat of the priest who molested them.
Oh...zis tastes like Father Arnold
Why are you telling me this, Heinz?
Zis is information, Ronald. Information is zee key.
Heinz: Seven o'clock. Zis is when the movie starts, no?
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
4469You go to the movies with a guy who eats molested pretzels, no?CaptSMRT wrote: Wed Jan 15, 2020 11:53 pmEverything Heinz says seems like an interrogation...even if you are telling him what time a movie starts.JMC-STL wrote: Wed Jan 15, 2020 7:29 pmYou're on a first-name basis with your FIL? Whatever happened to Old World etiquette? Henry VIII was widely reported to have stifled a belch as Anne Boleyn's head rolled off the executioner's platform.CaptSMRT wrote: Wed Jan 15, 2020 4:56 pmMy father in law is Austrian and he never stops telling me how good the pretzels were in the home country. Rooooonald...zee pretzels at home dont make you thirsty.
You aren't a man in Austria until you've killed an animal with a pretzel.
In Austria priests molest the pretzels and not little boys, it's a right of passage.
If a priest wont molest your pretzel it not a good pretzel.
Zey are salted with the sweat of the priest who molested them.
Oh...zis tastes like Father Arnold
Why are you telling me this, Heinz?
Zis is information, Ronald. Information is zee key.
Heinz: Seven o'clock. Zis is when the movie starts, no?
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
4470Zat is how good zeese pretzels are, Mein Freund.Turk Sanderson wrote: Wed Jan 15, 2020 11:59 pmYou go to the movies with a guy who eats molested pretzels, no?CaptSMRT wrote: Wed Jan 15, 2020 11:53 pmEverything Heinz says seems like an interrogation...even if you are telling him what time a movie starts.JMC-STL wrote: Wed Jan 15, 2020 7:29 pm
You're on a first-name basis with your FIL? Whatever happened to Old World etiquette? Henry VIII was widely reported to have stifled a belch as Anne Boleyn's head rolled off the executioner's platform.
Heinz: Seven o'clock. Zis is when the movie starts, no?
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
4471Is Heinz buddies with the fat priest from Mascoutah, who is heading for a lengthy stay in the Big House for kiddie-porn and meth?CaptSMRT wrote: Thu Jan 16, 2020 12:10 amZat is how good zeese pretzels are, Mein Freund.Turk Sanderson wrote: Wed Jan 15, 2020 11:59 pmYou go to the movies with a guy who eats molested pretzels, no?CaptSMRT wrote: Wed Jan 15, 2020 11:53 pm
Everything Heinz says seems like an interrogation...even if you are telling him what time a movie starts.
Heinz: Seven o'clock. Zis is when the movie starts, no?
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
4472Pretzels can't give consent!!!Turk Sanderson wrote: Fri Jan 17, 2020 1:13 pmIs Heinz buddies with the fat priest from Mascoutah, who is heading for a lengthy stay in the Big House for kiddie-porn and meth?CaptSMRT wrote: Thu Jan 16, 2020 12:10 amZat is how good zeese pretzels are, Mein Freund.Turk Sanderson wrote: Wed Jan 15, 2020 11:59 pm
You go to the movies with a guy who eats molested pretzels, no?
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
4473I had a woman tell me she thinks it's sexy when a man makes noises when they have sex...I said Trump needs to make ISIS pay for 9/11 and stuck my finger in her ass.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
4474So the sound of sweaty pancakes wasn't getting it for her, huh?CaptSMRT wrote: Fri Jan 17, 2020 6:17 pm I had a woman tell me she thinks it's sexy when a man makes noises when they have sex...I said Trump needs to make ISIS pay for 9/11 and stuck my finger in her ass.