Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
4376I dont look at mobile porn because I get jealous my phone is experiencing penetration and I'm not.
Heh...in all seriousness I am one of the few people on Earth that does not look at porn on the phone. It seems kind of desperate and a Nerd told me that you can get a virus nested in your phone.
When you put it like that....I just died from throwing up.
And so I've done a great thing for The World of Comedy.CaptSMRT wrote: Thu Dec 12, 2019 10:27 pmWhen you put it like that....I just died from throwing up.
Like a human-sized egg of Silly Putty. Or a rainbow colored condom.
A rainbow colored condom that leaks silly putty swimmers.... now that would make for an interesting re-boot.
But if The Cap'n released it on You Tube, you wouldn't be able to see any of it. Just his voice-over talking about phone sex with a mouthful of MILK DUDS. Though I suppose that could be arousing to some in his audience.Turk Sanderson wrote: Fri Dec 13, 2019 10:26 pmA rainbow colored condom that leaks silly putty swimmers.... now that would make for an interesting re-boot.
Just make sure it's one that's transparent to immigrant-lethal lasers!!!!
That's oddly illuminating about you, as well.CaptSMRT wrote: Sat Dec 28, 2019 1:42 pm The last week has been illuminating. Two guys I know were dumped by prostitutes, one for not bathing and one for being too clingy. ...
Nah, those clowns are dumped ON by prostitutes. And they enjoy it.