I'll be prostituting myself tonight hosting at Helium.JMC-STL wrote: Fri Nov 29, 2019 4:04 amNo argument there. You prostitute yourself every time you step on stage. Too bad the gigs don't pay like it.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
4352You may be sure that your sins will find you out.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
4353Or his pharmacist will.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
4354his pharmy might help keep his dick from falling off, but he can't save his soul.JMC-STL wrote: Mon Dec 02, 2019 9:01 pmOr his pharmacist will.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
4355But Christian Genius Billionaire Kanye West can! His entrepreneurial spirit is gonna make TDC look like just a run-of-the-mill snake oil sales scam. Not that those certificates of yours don't already have you halfway up the snake's ass. While CGBKW is all the way up Kim's.Turk Sanderson wrote: Tue Dec 03, 2019 10:53 amhis pharmy might help keep his dick from falling off, but he can't save his soul.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
4356KW is all the way up KK's and DJT's asses at the same time. Total snake orgy goin' on there.JMC-STL wrote: Tue Dec 03, 2019 11:19 amBut Christian Genius Billionaire Kanye West can! His entrepreneurial spirit is gonna make TDC look like just a run-of-the-mill snake oil sales scam. Not that those certificates of yours don't already have you halfway up the snake's ass. While CGBKW is all the way up Kim's.Turk Sanderson wrote: Tue Dec 03, 2019 10:53 amhis pharmy might help keep his dick from falling off, but he can't save his soul.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
4357The human body can live on MILK DUDS alone for 163 days before perishing
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
4358So, how many days do you have left?CaptSMRT wrote: Tue Dec 10, 2019 10:59 pm The human body can live on MILK DUDS alone for 163 days before perishing
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
4359CAVEAT: If said human body swallows said MILK DUDS whole, the timeline to expiration is significantly reduced.Turk Sanderson wrote: Tue Dec 10, 2019 11:44 pmSo, how many days do you have left?CaptSMRT wrote: Tue Dec 10, 2019 10:59 pmThe human body can live on MILK DUDS alone for 163 days before perishing
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
4360You can build an igloo out of Jolly Ranchers. #CandyPreppersJMC-STL wrote: Wed Dec 11, 2019 3:39 amCAVEAT: If said human body swallows said MILK DUDS whole, the timeline to expiration is significantly reduced.Turk Sanderson wrote: Tue Dec 10, 2019 11:44 pmSo, how many days do you have left?CaptSMRT wrote: Tue Dec 10, 2019 10:59 pmThe human body can live on MILK DUDS alone for 163 days before perishing
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
4361And you can shit a 1/2-scale model of an African elephant out of whole MILK DUDS. #CandyPrepH'ers
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
4362Polar bears, heard walking away from CAPT’ns destroyed Jolly Rancher igloo:
“That outside coating wasn’t bad, but the filling tastes like shit!”
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
4363I started to think about prepping for a natural disaster and nobody ever mentions candy. I think it would be like gold you could trade for anything. My prepper vault would be stocked with candy and heroin.Turk Sanderson wrote: Wed Dec 11, 2019 7:40 amPolar bears, heard walking away from CAPT’ns destroyed Jolly Rancher igloo:
“That outside coating wasn’t bad, but the filling tastes like shit!”
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
4364The world gets a re-boot, and you're gonna bring candy and heroin to the party?CaptSMRT wrote: Wed Dec 11, 2019 2:01 pmI started to think about prepping for a natural disaster and nobody ever mentions candy. I think it would be like gold you could trade for anything. My prepper vault would be stocked with candy and heroin.Turk Sanderson wrote: Wed Dec 11, 2019 7:40 amPolar bears, heard walking away from CAPT’ns destroyed Jolly Rancher igloo:CaptSMRT wrote: Wed Dec 11, 2019 6:32 am
You can build an igloo out of Jolly Ranchers. #CandyPreppers
“That outside coating wasn’t bad, but the filling tastes like shit!”
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
4365He's gonna bring Rock Candy. Her heart is sweet & sticky.Turk Sanderson wrote: Wed Dec 11, 2019 2:56 pmThe world gets a re-boot, and you're gonna bring candy and heroin to the party?CaptSMRT wrote: Wed Dec 11, 2019 2:01 pmI started to think about prepping for a natural disaster and nobody ever mentions candy. I think it would be like gold you could trade for anything. My prepper vault would be stocked with candy and heroin.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
4366He'd be better off if the bears ate him...JMC-STL wrote: Wed Dec 11, 2019 6:52 pmHe's gonna bring Rock Candy. Her heart is sweet & sticky.Turk Sanderson wrote: Wed Dec 11, 2019 2:56 pmThe world gets a re-boot, and you're gonna bring candy and heroin to the party?CaptSMRT wrote: Wed Dec 11, 2019 2:01 pmI started to think about prepping for a natural disaster and nobody ever mentions candy. I think it would be like gold you could trade for anything. My prepper vault would be stocked with candy and heroin.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
4367JMC more optimistic than Turk...this is a disturbing turn of events.Turk Sanderson wrote: Wed Dec 11, 2019 9:44 pmHe'd be better off if the bears ate him...JMC-STL wrote: Wed Dec 11, 2019 6:52 pmHe's gonna bring Rock Candy. Her heart is sweet & sticky.Turk Sanderson wrote: Wed Dec 11, 2019 2:56 pm
The world gets a re-boot, and you're gonna bring candy and heroin to the party?
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
4368He's been that way since you got him hooked on MILK DUDS. The old man needs a high colonic.CaptSMRT wrote: Thu Dec 12, 2019 12:51 amJMC more optimistic than Turk...this is a disturbing turn of events.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
4369MILK DUDS will be the new money after the Democracy bubble bursts.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
4370I heard AOC was secretly elected as chairwoman of the Hershey Co. Board of Directors. KISS your MILK DUDS goodbye.CaptSMRT wrote: Thu Dec 12, 2019 9:58 amMILK DUDS will be the new money after the Democracy bubble bursts.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
4371Nope... Free Milk Duds for everybody!!!JMC-STL wrote: Thu Dec 12, 2019 10:49 amI heard AOC was secretly elected as chairwoman of the Hershey Co. Board of Directors. KISS your MILK DUDS goodbye.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
4372The woman doesn't even know how to use a freakin' garbage disposer. Every household in America will get a free plunger instead. I can hear the giant sucking sound already.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
4373there's a monster in her sink. maybe she's just scared, give her a break. i can't imagine how traumatic it must be having a monster in your sink.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
4374There's already a yuge sucking sound coming out of D.C. .... and it's not her.JMC-STL wrote: Thu Dec 12, 2019 12:57 pmThe woman doesn't even know how to use a freakin' garbage disposer. Every household in America will get a free plunger instead. I can hear the giant sucking sound already.Turk Sanderson wrote: Thu Dec 12, 2019 11:03 amNope... Free Milk Duds for everybody!!!JMC-STL wrote: Thu Dec 12, 2019 10:49 am
I heard AOC was secretly elected as chairwoman of the Hershey Co. Board of Directors. KISS your MILK DUDS goodbye.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
4375That monster is Bill Barr trying to find the spys.T.C. wrote: Thu Dec 12, 2019 2:41 pm there's a monster in her sink. maybe she's just scared, give her a break. i can't imagine how traumatic it must be having a monster in your sink.