I'll be prostituting myself tonight hosting at Helium.
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#4352Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
#4353Or his pharmacist will.
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#4354his pharmy might help keep his dick from falling off, but he can't save his soul.
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#4355But Christian Genius Billionaire Kanye West can! His entrepreneurial spirit is gonna make TDC look like just a run-of-the-mill snake oil sales scam. Not that those certificates of yours don't already have you halfway up the snake's ass. While CGBKW is all the way up Kim's.Turk Sanderson wrote: ↑Tue Dec 03, 2019 10:53 amhis pharmy might help keep his dick from falling off, but he can't save his soul.
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#4356KW is all the way up KK's and DJT's asses at the same time. Total snake orgy goin' on there.JMC-STL wrote: ↑Tue Dec 03, 2019 11:19 amBut Christian Genius Billionaire Kanye West can! His entrepreneurial spirit is gonna make TDC look like just a run-of-the-mill snake oil sales scam. Not that those certificates of yours don't already have you halfway up the snake's ass. While CGBKW is all the way up Kim's.Turk Sanderson wrote: ↑Tue Dec 03, 2019 10:53 amhis pharmy might help keep his dick from falling off, but he can't save his soul.
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#4357The human body can live on MILK DUDS alone for 163 days before perishing
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#4359CAVEAT: If said human body swallows said MILK DUDS whole, the timeline to expiration is significantly reduced.
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#4360You can build an igloo out of Jolly Ranchers. #CandyPreppersJMC-STL wrote: ↑Wed Dec 11, 2019 3:39 amCAVEAT: If said human body swallows said MILK DUDS whole, the timeline to expiration is significantly reduced.
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#4361And you can shit a 1/2-scale model of an African elephant out of whole MILK DUDS. #CandyPrepH'ers
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#4362Polar bears, heard walking away from CAPT’ns destroyed Jolly Rancher igloo:
“That outside coating wasn’t bad, but the filling tastes like shit!”
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#4363I started to think about prepping for a natural disaster and nobody ever mentions candy. I think it would be like gold you could trade for anything. My prepper vault would be stocked with candy and heroin.Turk Sanderson wrote: ↑Wed Dec 11, 2019 7:40 amPolar bears, heard walking away from CAPT’ns destroyed Jolly Rancher igloo:
“That outside coating wasn’t bad, but the filling tastes like shit!”
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#4364The world gets a re-boot, and you're gonna bring candy and heroin to the party?CaptSMRT wrote: ↑Wed Dec 11, 2019 2:01 pmI started to think about prepping for a natural disaster and nobody ever mentions candy. I think it would be like gold you could trade for anything. My prepper vault would be stocked with candy and heroin.Turk Sanderson wrote: ↑Wed Dec 11, 2019 7:40 amPolar bears, heard walking away from CAPT’ns destroyed Jolly Rancher igloo:
“That outside coating wasn’t bad, but the filling tastes like shit!”
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#4365He's gonna bring Rock Candy. Her heart is sweet & sticky.Turk Sanderson wrote: ↑Wed Dec 11, 2019 2:56 pmThe world gets a re-boot, and you're gonna bring candy and heroin to the party?
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#4366He'd be better off if the bears ate him...JMC-STL wrote: ↑Wed Dec 11, 2019 6:52 pmHe's gonna bring Rock Candy. Her heart is sweet & sticky.Turk Sanderson wrote: ↑Wed Dec 11, 2019 2:56 pmThe world gets a re-boot, and you're gonna bring candy and heroin to the party?
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#4367JMC more optimistic than Turk...this is a disturbing turn of events.Turk Sanderson wrote: ↑Wed Dec 11, 2019 9:44 pmHe'd be better off if the bears ate him...JMC-STL wrote: ↑Wed Dec 11, 2019 6:52 pmHe's gonna bring Rock Candy. Her heart is sweet & sticky.Turk Sanderson wrote: ↑Wed Dec 11, 2019 2:56 pm
The world gets a re-boot, and you're gonna bring candy and heroin to the party?
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#4368He's been that way since you got him hooked on MILK DUDS. The old man needs a high colonic.
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#4369MILK DUDS will be the new money after the Democracy bubble bursts.
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#4371Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
#4372The woman doesn't even know how to use a freakin' garbage disposer. Every household in America will get a free plunger instead. I can hear the giant sucking sound already.
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#4373there's a monster in her sink. maybe she's just scared, give her a break. i can't imagine how traumatic it must be having a monster in your sink.
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#4374There's already a yuge sucking sound coming out of D.C. .... and it's not her.JMC-STL wrote: ↑Thu Dec 12, 2019 12:57 pmThe woman doesn't even know how to use a freakin' garbage disposer. Every household in America will get a free plunger instead. I can hear the giant sucking sound already.