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Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

#4330 by JMC-STL
Turk Sanderson wrote: ↑
Wed Nov 20, 2019 10:56 pm
JMC-STL wrote: ↑
Wed Nov 20, 2019 7:46 am
 The last few posts have changed my mind about using words that I **NEVER** thought I'd be compelled to utter regarding The Cap'n's legendary mega-thread ...

"This has taken a very dark turn ..."
You weren't expecting that shit to be goin' on in the daylight, were you?
I prefer to be able to see my attacker ... even if it's in the mirror.

Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

#4336 by CaptSMRT
JMC-STL wrote: ↑
Sat Nov 23, 2019 7:07 am
CaptSMRT wrote: ↑
Sat Nov 23, 2019 1:29 am
JMC-STL wrote: ↑
Fri Nov 22, 2019 7:17 am
He drove all the way to Cape for that? He could've gotten the same indifferent response down at St. Patrick Center.
That indifference got me three guest spots at a new club and a leg into a higher level of comedy.
Good luck, and don't forget get to take the rest of your body parts along for the ride.
The drive wasn't bad. I got invited to a festival in LA!!!

Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

#4337 by Turk Sanderson
CaptSMRT wrote: ↑
Sat Nov 23, 2019 9:19 am
JMC-STL wrote: ↑
Sat Nov 23, 2019 7:07 am
CaptSMRT wrote: ↑
Sat Nov 23, 2019 1:29 am
That indifference got me three guest spots at a new club and a leg into a higher level of comedy.
Good luck, and don't forget get to take the rest of your body parts along for the ride.
The drive wasn't bad. I got invited to a festival in LA!!!
A fish fry in Lower Arnold is hardly a festival.

Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

#4338 by JMC-STL
Turk Sanderson wrote: ↑
Sat Nov 23, 2019 10:45 am
CaptSMRT wrote: ↑
Sat Nov 23, 2019 9:19 am
The drive wasn't bad. I got invited to a festival in LA!!!
A fish fry in Lower Arnold is hardly a festival.
I thought he meant "Lower Alabama" - aka, "the Florida Panhandle" - aka, "the Emerald Coast" - aka, "the Redneck Riviera." It's just like Lower Arnold, only you can actually see your wife-cousin's 11th toe under the water.

Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

#4339 by Turk Sanderson
JMC-STL wrote: ↑
Sat Nov 23, 2019 12:11 pm
Turk Sanderson wrote: ↑
Sat Nov 23, 2019 10:45 am
CaptSMRT wrote: ↑
Sat Nov 23, 2019 9:19 am
The drive wasn't bad. I got invited to a festival in LA!!!
A fish fry in Lower Arnold is hardly a festival.
I thought he meant "Lower Alabama" - aka, "the Florida Panhandle" - aka, "the Emerald Coast" - aka, "the Redneck Riviera." It's just like Lower Arnold, only you can actually see your wife-cousin's 11th toe under the water.
I don't think blow-job ghosts would go over well with the Lower Alabama pseudo-Christian crowd..they'd probably broom-stick his ass for even mentioning it. The Lower Arnold crowd would probably give it a good laugh though... just before they broom-sticked his ass.
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