Calvin has some Scotch Bonnet wings ... a few of them and you can shit through a screen door.JMC-STL wrote: Thu Nov 07, 2019 6:54 pmI think some of those spoiled bottles of Massengill would do a better job cuttin' through my blockage right now. Be sure they come with applicators.Turk Sanderson wrote: Thu Nov 07, 2019 6:00 pmWe got some outdated Ex-lax in the hidden storeroom.JMC-STL wrote: Thu Nov 07, 2019 5:30 pm
Do you offer high colonics at a reduced rate with that thing?
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
4277You need fresh garlic...get some broth boiling...then mash up a bulb of garlic into a paste...turn off the heat and throw in the garlic...let sit and drink when it has cooled down. That will open you up.Turk Sanderson wrote: Thu Nov 07, 2019 6:58 pmCalvin has some Scotch Bonnet wings ... a few of them and you can shit through a screen door.JMC-STL wrote: Thu Nov 07, 2019 6:54 pmI think some of those spoiled bottles of Massengill would do a better job cuttin' through my blockage right now. Be sure they come with applicators.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
4278You forgot the eye-of-newt, and the monkey’s paw.CaptSMRT wrote: Thu Nov 07, 2019 8:38 pmYou need fresh garlic...get some broth boiling...then mash up a bulb of garlic into a paste...turn off the heat and throw in the garlic...let sit and drink when it has cooled down. That will open you up.Turk Sanderson wrote: Thu Nov 07, 2019 6:58 pmCalvin has some Scotch Bonnet wings ... a few of them and you can shit through a screen door.JMC-STL wrote: Thu Nov 07, 2019 6:54 pm
I think some of those spoiled bottles of Massengill would do a better job cuttin' through my blockage right now. Be sure they come with applicators.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
4279Fresh parsley...and oregano would be nice too.Turk Sanderson wrote: Thu Nov 07, 2019 8:51 pmYou forgot the eye-of-newt, and the monkey’s paw.CaptSMRT wrote: Thu Nov 07, 2019 8:38 pmYou need fresh garlic...get some broth boiling...then mash up a bulb of garlic into a paste...turn off the heat and throw in the garlic...let sit and drink when it has cooled down. That will open you up.Turk Sanderson wrote: Thu Nov 07, 2019 6:58 pm
Calvin has some Scotch Bonnet wings ... a few of them and you can shit through a screen door.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
4280Me 'n' Mrs. JMC rolled & smoked our stashes of those two ingredients. Read in our back issues of Whole Earth Catalog that it'd cure our glaucoma.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
4281Do you think the makers of the Douchebag have considered re-branding due to being associated with bad people?
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
4282They could rename them MikesmithsCaptSMRT wrote: Mon Nov 11, 2019 10:25 pm Do you think the makers of the Douchebag have considered re-branding due to being associated with bad people?
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
4283Ham washerTurk Sanderson wrote: Mon Nov 11, 2019 11:20 pmThey could rename them MikesmithsCaptSMRT wrote: Mon Nov 11, 2019 10:25 pm Do you think the makers of the Douchebag have considered re-branding due to being associated with bad people?
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
4284Why do you ask? Are you planning to use "Douchebag" as your new stage name? You'd probably get a chuckle outta Paul with that one.CaptSMRT wrote: Mon Nov 11, 2019 10:25 pmDo you think the makers of the Douchebag have considered re-branding due to being associated with bad people?
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
4285Apparently Paul's hobby is going to comedy shows, sitting in the front row, and glaring the whole time...he said he enjoyed the show a lot and can't wait for us to come back.JMC-STL wrote: Tue Nov 12, 2019 10:06 amWhy do you ask? Are you planning to use "Douchebag" as your new stage name? You'd probably get a chuckle outta Paul with that one.CaptSMRT wrote: Mon Nov 11, 2019 10:25 pmDo you think the makers of the Douchebag have considered re-branding due to being associated with bad people?
Aside from you needing to irrigate your colostomy bag, who else is buying douchebags these days? Millennials don't use them...which is probably why they like licking each others asses.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
4286For which I use cheap vodka. But go on,CaptSMRT wrote: Tue Nov 12, 2019 11:14 am... Aside from you needing to irrigate your colostomy bag ...
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
4287No, they don't like licking each other's asses... it's just that that's their only protein source since they have to pay for the Trump tax cuts.CaptSMRT wrote: Tue Nov 12, 2019 11:14 amApparently Paul's hobby is going to comedy shows, sitting in the front row, and glaring the whole time...he said he enjoyed the show a lot and can't wait for us to come back.JMC-STL wrote: Tue Nov 12, 2019 10:06 amWhy do you ask? Are you planning to use "Douchebag" as your new stage name? You'd probably get a chuckle outta Paul with that one.CaptSMRT wrote: Mon Nov 11, 2019 10:25 pmDo you think the makers of the Douchebag have considered re-branding due to being associated with bad people?
Aside from you needing to irrigate your colostomy bag, who else is buying douchebags these days? Millennials don't use them...which is probably why they like licking each others asses.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
4288Always getting your own licks in, eh Rev?Turk Sanderson wrote: Tue Nov 12, 2019 6:17 pmNo, they don't like licking each other's asses... it's just that that's their only protein source since they have to pay for the Trump tax cuts.CaptSMRT wrote: Tue Nov 12, 2019 11:14 am... Millennials don't use them...which is probably why they like licking each others asses.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
4289You two need to get out more....millennials eat ass like JMC eats ZOO popcorn, by the heaping handful.JMC-STL wrote: Tue Nov 12, 2019 7:58 pmAlways getting your own licks in, eh Rev?Turk Sanderson wrote: Tue Nov 12, 2019 6:17 pmNo, they don't like licking each other's asses... it's just that that's their only protein source since they have to pay for the Trump tax cuts.CaptSMRT wrote: Tue Nov 12, 2019 11:14 am... Millennials don't use them...which is probably why they like licking each others asses.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
4290Why, I'll have you know ... Mrs. JMC hangs the bucket under my chin, so I can enjoy my popcorn hands-free while she pushes me around that ZOO & I point where I wanna go next.CaptSMRT wrote: Wed Nov 13, 2019 6:25 amYou two need to get out more....millennials eat ass like JMC eats ZOO popcorn, by the heaping handful.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
4291This is probably closer to the truth than anyone wants to realize.JMC-STL wrote: Wed Nov 13, 2019 7:54 amWhy, I'll have you know ... Mrs. JMC hangs the bucket under my chin, so I can enjoy my popcorn hands-free while she pushes me around that ZOO & I point where I wanna go next.CaptSMRT wrote: Wed Nov 13, 2019 6:25 amYou two need to get out more....millennials eat ass like JMC eats ZOO popcorn, by the heaping handful.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
4292I've been told we present a very striking portrait of undying love & marital commitment. But I gave the guy some popcorn before he said it. That makes me a great husband AND a philanthropist.CaptSMRT wrote: Wed Nov 13, 2019 11:53 amThis is probably closer to the truth than anyone wants to realize.JMC-STL wrote: Wed Nov 13, 2019 7:54 amWhy, I'll have you know ... Mrs. JMC hangs the bucket under my chin, so I can enjoy my popcorn hands-free while she pushes me around that ZOO & I point where I wanna go next.CaptSMRT wrote: Wed Nov 13, 2019 6:25 amYou two need to get out more....millennials eat ass like JMC eats ZOO popcorn, by the heaping handful.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
4293Plan B is the abortion pill. What is plan A...dirty laundry and your mothers picture sitting on a unsecured pile of pornography?
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
4295How, exactly, would one go about securing a pile of pornography? Fur-lined leather cuffs? Just asking for a friend.CaptSMRT wrote: Wed Nov 13, 2019 4:02 pm... your mothers picture sitting on a unsecured pile of pornography?
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
4297I don't think millennials have what it takes to be real racists, they'd want a trophy for spitting near a minority.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
4298No comments about the amount of laughter in my last clip?
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
4299THAT'S what the sound was? I thought your audience were all vapers & they were coughing up their scarred lung tissue.
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