If Vasco Da Gama had discovered America we may have had DaGamacareCaptSMRT wrote: Fri Sep 27, 2019 7:11 am What if aliens come to Earth and all they do is raise the price of healthcare? All of the probing was to find pre-existing conditions.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
4177There was only one person in the crowd....and he had a good time.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
4178It was a nice gesture for your parole officer to give up an evening at home to support your rehabilitation.CaptSMRT wrote: Mon Sep 30, 2019 6:42 amThere was only one person in the crowd....and he had a good time.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
4180A one person crowd won't look good on your resume... better burn the tape,
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
4181For more reasons than just your future booking potential.Turk Sanderson wrote: Mon Sep 30, 2019 12:02 pmA one person crowd won't look good on your resume... better burn the tape,
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
4182As I watch the telly late at night, hoping that there's news of us somehow getting our democracy back. it occurs to me that the only medicines being advertised these days are for "moderate to severe" cases... of anything. What if your ailment hasn't reached that point yet?
Mr Finger:
"Well Doc, what's the verdict?"
DR:
"You have venereal disease. Not a bad case yet, but that's what you have."
Mr Finger:
"Wow! Give me some medicine...quick!"
DR:
" Sorry, you'll have to come back when it reaches the "moderate to severe" stage."
Mr Finger:
"Well Doc, what's the verdict?"
DR:
"You have venereal disease. Not a bad case yet, but that's what you have."
Mr Finger:
"Wow! Give me some medicine...quick!"
DR:
" Sorry, you'll have to come back when it reaches the "moderate to severe" stage."
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
4183FTFYTurk Sanderson wrote: Tue Oct 01, 2019 5:36 pm... Mr Finger: "Well Doc, what's the verdict?"
DR: "You have venereal disease. Not a bad case yet, but that's what you have."
Mr Finger: "Wow! Give me some medicine...quick!"
DR: "Sorry, you'll have to come back when it reaches the "moderate to severe" stage."
Mr. Finger: "Then quick, Doc, give me your sister's phone number!"
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
4184I have a mild case of AIDS. Is there a salve for that?JMC-STL wrote: Tue Oct 01, 2019 6:32 pmFTFYTurk Sanderson wrote: Tue Oct 01, 2019 5:36 pm... Mr Finger: "Well Doc, what's the verdict?"
DR: "You have venereal disease. Not a bad case yet, but that's what you have."
Mr Finger: "Wow! Give me some medicine...quick!"
DR: "Sorry, you'll have to come back when it reaches the "moderate to severe" stage."
Mr. Finger: "Then quick, Doc, give me your sister's phone number!"
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
4185Not 'till it reaches the "moderate to severe" stage.CaptSMRT wrote: Wed Oct 02, 2019 10:47 amI have a mild case of AIDS. Is there a salve for that?JMC-STL wrote: Tue Oct 01, 2019 6:32 pmFTFYTurk Sanderson wrote: Tue Oct 01, 2019 5:36 pm... Mr Finger: "Well Doc, what's the verdict?"
DR: "You have venereal disease. Not a bad case yet, but that's what you have."
Mr Finger: "Wow! Give me some medicine...quick!"
DR: "Sorry, you'll have to come back when it reaches the "moderate to severe" stage."
Mr. Finger: "Then quick, Doc, give me your sister's phone number!"
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
4186I think you got a slow learner on your hands here, Rev. Is there a certificate for that?Turk Sanderson wrote: Wed Oct 02, 2019 11:30 amNot 'till it reaches the "moderate to severe" stage.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
4187I'll speak with The Burning Bush.JMC-STL wrote: Wed Oct 02, 2019 11:55 amI think you got a slow learner on your hands here, Rev. Is there a certificate for that?Turk Sanderson wrote: Wed Oct 02, 2019 11:30 amNot 'till it reaches the "moderate to severe" stage.
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Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
4188Turk Sanderson wrote: Wed Oct 02, 2019 1:04 pmI'll speak with The Burning BushJMC-STL wrote: Wed Oct 02, 2019 11:55 amI think you got a slow learner on your hands here, Rev. Is there a certificate for that?Turk Sanderson wrote: Wed Oct 02, 2019 11:30 am
Not 'till it reaches the "moderate to severe" stage.
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Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
4189Turk Sanderson wrote: Wed Oct 02, 2019 8:19 pmEdit... The Burning Bush says that he’s toast... shoulda paid his 5%.Turk Sanderson wrote: Wed Oct 02, 2019 1:04 pmI'll speak with The Burning Bush about that.JMC-STL wrote: Wed Oct 02, 2019 11:55 am
I think you got a slow learner on your hands here, Rev. Is there a certificate for that?
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
4190Movie violence has an impact on a person's identity. I binge watched every Mel Gibson movie and now I think I'm Australian.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
4191You ain't Aussie until you've fucked a kangaroo..... Well?CaptSMRT wrote: Tue Oct 08, 2019 9:55 pm Movie violence has an impact on a person's identity. I binge watched every Mel Gibson movie and now I think I'm Australian.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
4192Throw another shrimp on the barbee!Turk Sanderson wrote: Tue Oct 08, 2019 9:58 pmYou ain't Aussie until you've fucked a kangaroo..... Well?CaptSMRT wrote: Tue Oct 08, 2019 9:55 pm Movie violence has an impact on a person's identity. I binge watched every Mel Gibson movie and now I think I'm Australian.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
4196Jacksonville IL...kind of a dead ass crowd. I got booed for saying I am fat. Apparently I am not Illinois fat, which means I only have a host of other mental illness I was unaware of.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
4197You should have your agent book you in Rockford sometime. You'd be known as "CaptStringbean" there.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
4198I'm fat enough to get called fat my entire life....but not fat enough to have a sense of humor about it.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
4199In Illinois you're not fat unless your shadow has a shadow.CaptSMRT wrote: Sun Oct 13, 2019 2:22 pm I'm fat enough to get called fat my entire life....but not fat enough to have a sense of humor about it.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
4200I am not get my own cable show fat. I am could have a heart attack from the stress of waking up fat.Turk Sanderson wrote: Sun Oct 13, 2019 3:50 pmIn Illinois you're not fat unless your shadow has a shadow.CaptSMRT wrote: Sun Oct 13, 2019 2:22 pm I'm fat enough to get called fat my entire life....but not fat enough to have a sense of humor about it.