Wellp......since Hollywood has become a colossal douchebag.
I will be answering questions until such time this changes.
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4Aside from the fact that he has not registered here? When he talks he hums after every word. He puts rubber bands around his arm pit hair and wears tank tops, so when you see him it looks like he has Capt Lou Albano in a head lock, which seem cool until he is doing one of his dances and a wet rubber band hits you in the face. Doesn't own shoes besides flip flops. Constantly quotes the Wizard of Oz. Smokes an electric cigarette that is filled with AXE. Instead of saying things are cool, he says things are WIZARD. He walks all hunched over with his arms arched out like he is a crab. Close talker. Has never seen Silver Streak. Talks a big game about how much he loves anal sex, but he charges children for it. Owns multiple pairs of JORTS. Has a favorite pair of JORTS. Has a pair of JORTS he thinks are okay for cabana wear. Wears a Kimono when he is washing his JORTS. Avid wind surfer. Loves the Star Wars prequels indignantly. Always bragging about how he can hoop, but he's got no game. Always wants to chest bump after one of his terrible jokes about dolphin rape.Storm13 wrote:Why has Hollywood become a colossal douchebag?
Most of that is what made his answers so informative, and my answers will never live up, but people need answers.
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5What exactly is the problem with this one?Talks a big game about how much he loves anal sex, but he charges children for it.
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9Long story yes......short story No. I am the one true SUNGOD. You shall worship no SUNGOD's before me.
_Gassoff wrote:This is the REAL Sun God anyways.