Culinary Tips
#1if you like a seafood cocktail sauce that tastes great and makes your nose burn and run... add a teaspoon of inglehoffer to a half cup of regular store brand sauce.
The Reverend Mrs. Turk knows her way s 55-gallon oil drum? You married a Texas wildcatter???Turk Sanderson wrote: ↑Sat Jul 18, 2020 6:05 pmLatest build by request of Mrs. Turk.... her and the Pork-O-Lator don’t get along at all... but she knows her way around one of these ...
She's a wildcatter but she's never been to Texas.JMC-STL wrote: ↑Sat Jul 18, 2020 6:53 pmThe Reverend Mrs. Turk knows her way s 55-gallon oil drum? You married a Texas wildcatter???Turk Sanderson wrote: ↑Sat Jul 18, 2020 6:05 pmLatest build by request of Mrs. Turk.... her and the Pork-O-Lator don’t get along at all... but she knows her way around one of these ...
Or so she says. Follow the evidence. She's sandbaggin' you, gettin' you to build her that contraption so she can kick your Pork-O-Lator right in the hocks at the next Southern Illinois Smoke-Off. When she comes home with a huge rack of beef ribs, you'll know I'm right.Turk Sanderson wrote: ↑Sat Jul 18, 2020 6:59 pmShe's a wildcatter but she's never been to Texas.JMC-STL wrote: ↑Sat Jul 18, 2020 6:53 pmThe Reverend Mrs. Turk knows her way s 55-gallon oil drum? You married a Texas wildcatter???Turk Sanderson wrote: ↑Sat Jul 18, 2020 6:05 pmLatest build by request of Mrs. Turk.... her and the Pork-O-Lator don’t get along at all... but she knows her way around one of these ...
"For I was an hungred, and ye gave me ribs: I was thirsty, and ye gave me beer. I was a stranger, and ye took me in..."JMC-STL wrote: ↑Sun Jul 19, 2020 2:36 amOr so she says. Follow the evidence. She's sandbaggin' you, gettin' you to build her that contraption so she can kick your Pork-O-Lator right in the hocks at the next Southern Illinois Smoke-Off. When she comes home with a huge rack of beef ribs, you'll know I'm right.
Jesus was a Jew, so He must've meant beef ribs & a six-pack of warm Maccabees & welcome to my kibbutz.Turk Sanderson wrote: ↑Sun Jul 19, 2020 9:28 am"For I was an hungred, and ye gave me ribs: I was thirsty, and ye gave me beer. I was a stranger, and ye took me in..." Matthew 25:35JMC-STL wrote: ↑Sun Jul 19, 2020 2:36 amOr so she says. Follow the evidence. She's sandbaggin' you, gettin' you to build her that contraption so she can kick your Pork-O-Lator right in the hocks at the next Southern Illinois Smoke-Off. When she comes home with a huge rack of beef ribs, you'll know I'm right.
Nice work, sir!!!Turk Sanderson wrote: ↑Fri Jan 01, 2021 11:06 amNew Year's "Good Luck" meal .... Ham and Black-eyed Peas. Happy New Year all you sinners!
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I thought "Black-eyed Peas" was what you did after your wife caught you sabotaging her Custom Chick-o-lator.Turk Sanderson wrote: ↑Fri Jan 01, 2021 11:06 amNew Year's "Good Luck" meal .... Ham and Black-eyed Peas. Happy New Year all you sinners!
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