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Caption this

Posted: Thu Mar 19, 2020 6:59 am
by CaptSMRT
Brad Pitt looks mad that Jen borrowed his lipstick.

Re: Caption this

Posted: Thu Mar 19, 2020 11:43 am
by CaptSMRT
This Billy Joel looks like he sells homemade penicillin out of his van.

Re: Caption this

Posted: Thu Mar 19, 2020 3:06 pm
by Turk Sanderson
CaptSMRT wrote: Thu Mar 19, 2020 6:59 am Brad Pitt looks mad that Jen borrowed his lipstick.
No matter who he's with, he'll always be Billy Bob's husband-in-law.

Re: Caption this

Posted: Thu Mar 19, 2020 3:13 pm
by Turk Sanderson
CaptSMRT wrote: Thu Mar 19, 2020 11:43 am This Billy Joel looks like he sells homemade penicillin out of his van.
...auditioning for the role of Zeev in "Welcome Back, Kotter"

Re: Caption this

Posted: Thu Mar 19, 2020 4:01 pm
by CaptSMRT
Knows all of the countries that allow underage marriage by heart.

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Posted: Thu Mar 19, 2020 4:54 pm
by CaptSMRT
This Billy Joel looks like he promised to take you out for your birthday, but he got high with a stripper instead.

Re: Caption this

Posted: Thu Mar 19, 2020 6:28 pm
by JMC-STL
Turk Sanderson wrote: Thu Mar 19, 2020 3:13 pm
CaptSMRT wrote: Thu Mar 19, 2020 11:43 amThis Billy Joel looks like he sells homemade penicillin out of his van.
...auditioning for the role of Zeev in "Welcome Back, Kotter"
Who the hell is "Zeev"? Kotter's uncles were Carl, Max, Eddie, Julian, William, Milton, and Melzer. Oy, gevalt!

Re: Caption this

Posted: Thu Mar 19, 2020 6:31 pm
by JMC-STL
CaptSMRT wrote: Thu Mar 19, 2020 6:59 amBrad Pitt looks mad that Jen borrowed his lipstick.
Brad after a backstage lip lock with Angelina Jolie.

Re: Caption this

Posted: Thu Mar 19, 2020 6:43 pm
by CaptSMRT
This Billy Joel looks like his lawyer told him he was no longer on the sex offender registry.

Re: Caption this

Posted: Thu Mar 19, 2020 7:33 pm
by Turk Sanderson
JMC-STL wrote: Thu Mar 19, 2020 6:28 pm
Turk Sanderson wrote: Thu Mar 19, 2020 3:13 pm
CaptSMRT wrote: Thu Mar 19, 2020 11:43 amThis Billy Joel looks like he sells homemade penicillin out of his van.
...auditioning for the role of Zeev in "Welcome Back, Kotter"
Who the hell is "Zeev"? Kotter's uncle's were Carl, Max, Eddie, Julian, William, Milton, and Melzer. Oy, gevalt!
Zeev didn't make the cut since he was a high school dropout.

Re: Caption this

Posted: Thu Mar 19, 2020 8:08 pm
by JMC-STL
CaptSMRT wrote: Thu Mar 19, 2020 6:43 pmThis Billy Joel looks like his lawyer told him he was no longer on the sex offender registry.
"I get my picture taken with a LOT of people I don't know."

Re: Caption this

Posted: Thu Mar 19, 2020 8:16 pm
by Turk Sanderson
CaptSMRT wrote: Thu Mar 19, 2020 6:43 pm This Billy Joel looks like his lawyer told him he was no longer on the sex offender registry.
"Welcome to Little Saint James... Jeffrey told me to show you a good time."

Re: Caption this

Posted: Thu Mar 19, 2020 8:21 pm
by CaptSMRT
She said she was 18, Officer.

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Posted: Thu Mar 19, 2020 8:46 pm
by CaptSMRT
This Billy Joel looks like his card was declined at the strip club ATM.

Re: Caption this

Posted: Fri Mar 20, 2020 6:28 am
by JMC-STL
CaptSMRT wrote: Thu Mar 19, 2020 8:21 pmShe said she was 18, Officer.
"Thirteen? I thought she was fifteen!"

Re: Caption this

Posted: Fri Mar 20, 2020 6:31 am
by JMC-STL
CaptSMRT wrote: Thu Mar 19, 2020 8:46 pmThis Billy Joel looks like his card was declined at the strip club ATM.
"I specifically asked that girl if she'd had her shots."

Re: Caption this

Posted: Sat Mar 21, 2020 8:21 am
by CaptSMRT
This Johnny Depp knows exactly what it sounds like when doves cry.

Re: Caption this

Posted: Sat Mar 21, 2020 1:32 pm
by JMC-STL
CaptSMRT wrote: Sat Mar 21, 2020 8:21 amThis Johnny Depp knows exactly what it sounds like when doves cry.
He needed some Johnny Dippity-Doo.

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Posted: Sat Mar 21, 2020 2:05 pm
by Turk Sanderson
CaptSMRT wrote: Sat Mar 21, 2020 8:21 am This Johnny Depp knows exactly what it sounds like when doves cry.
Auditioning for the wicked witch in Bill Cosby’s new project “The Wizard of Cos”