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Turk Sanderson wrote: Tue Apr 07, 2020 11:04 am

JMC-STL wrote: Tue Apr 07, 2020 7:15 am

Turk Sanderson wrote: Mon Apr 06, 2020 7:12 pmWe've been drifting into a Monarchy/Oligarchy.... and some people think that that's great.

I'm more of a fan of Veronica than archy.


Veronica Lodge.jpg

If cartoons give you a stiffy, your soul is lost.

JMC-STL wrote: Tue Apr 07, 2020 11:52 am

Turk Sanderson wrote: Tue Apr 07, 2020 11:04 am

JMC-STL wrote: Tue Apr 07, 2020 7:15 am
I'm more of a fan of Veronica than archy.


Veronica Lodge.jpg

If cartoons give you a stiffy, your soul is lost.

EVERYBODY'S soul is lost. That's why God gave us COVID-19. Might as well meet your Maker with your flag held high.

CaptSMRT wrote: Tue Apr 07, 2020 3:07 pm A friend of mine was hit in the face with a bottle of Jack Daniels by some little punk piece of shit...fractured six facial bones, dislocated his jaw, and broke his nose. The police released the guy an hour later because of the Roni. This little fuck told the cops my friend was standing too close to him (he hit him from behind), and they only gave him second degree assault. Fuck...keep your head on a swivel.

Turk Sanderson wrote: Tue Apr 07, 2020 3:34 pm

CaptSMRT wrote: Tue Apr 07, 2020 3:07 pm A friend of mine was hit in the face with a bottle of Jack Daniels by some little punk piece of shit...fractured six facial bones, dislocated his jaw, and broke his nose. The police released the guy an hour later because of the Roni. This little fuck told the cops my friend was standing too close to him (he hit him from behind), and they only gave him second degree assault. Fuck...keep your head on a swivel.

... another reason to "Hunker down at home!"

CaptSMRT wrote: Tue Apr 07, 2020 6:33 pm

Turk Sanderson wrote: Tue Apr 07, 2020 3:34 pm

CaptSMRT wrote: Tue Apr 07, 2020 3:07 pmA friend of mine was hit in the face with a bottle of Jack Daniels by some little punk piece of shit...fractured six facial bones, dislocated his jaw, and broke his nose. The police released the guy an hour later because of the Roni. This little fuck told the cops my friend was standing too close to him (he hit him from behind), and they only gave him second degree assault. Fuck...keep your head on a swivel.

... another reason to "Hunker down at home!"

No shit!

JMC-STL wrote: Tue Apr 07, 2020 8:24 pm

CaptSMRT wrote: Tue Apr 07, 2020 6:33 pm

Turk Sanderson wrote: Tue Apr 07, 2020 3:34 pm
... another reason to "Hunker down at home!"

No shit!

Where were the two of them when this assault occurred - O'Fallon Park?

CaptSMRT wrote: Tue Apr 07, 2020 9:33 pm

JMC-STL wrote: Tue Apr 07, 2020 8:24 pm

CaptSMRT wrote: Tue Apr 07, 2020 6:33 pmNo shit!

Where were the two of them when this assault occurred - O'Fallon Park?

Schnucks in South County...!!!

JMC-STL wrote: Sun May 03, 2020 8:17 pm So whatever happened to this Coronavirus thing, anyway?

CaptSMRT wrote: Sun May 03, 2020 10:10 pm

JMC-STL wrote: Sun May 03, 2020 8:17 pmSo whatever happened to this Coronavirus thing, anyway?

I was seeing some chatter about how the league is desperate to have some kind of a season to avoid losing a ton of money to obligations to media contracts and advertisers rolling over to next season.

CaptSMRT wrote: Tue May 12, 2020 4:44 pm I live in an old home and what I hate about it more than the ghosts are the centipedes. I Googled house centipede and it says they are beneficial and eat spiders. Is that supposed to be comforting? How is living in an insect war zone beneficial? Does this logic apply anywhere else? Don't chase the snakes out of your bed they eat the mice. Its good to let bears live in your closet because they keep the salmon population under control. Got roaches? Sprinkle some scorpions on the floor...they are natural enemies. Should you get a pet serial killer to protect your home from burglars? They are very territorial and fanatically loyal.

Turk Sanderson wrote: Tue May 12, 2020 4:52 pm

CaptSMRT wrote: Tue May 12, 2020 4:44 pmI live in an old home and what I hate about it more than the ghosts are the centipedes. I Googled house centipede and it says they are beneficial and eat spiders. Is that supposed to be comforting? How is living in an insect war zone beneficial? Does this logic apply anywhere else? Don't chase the snakes out of your bed they eat the mice. Its good to let bears live in your closet because they keep the salmon population under control. Got roaches? Sprinkle some scorpions on the floor...they are natural enemies. Should you get a pet serial killer to protect your home from burglars? They are very territorial and fanatically loyal.

Many serial killers like to kill prostitutes, so you may want to re-think that one.

JMC-STL wrote: Tue May 12, 2020 5:15 pm

Turk Sanderson wrote: Tue May 12, 2020 4:52 pm

CaptSMRT wrote: Tue May 12, 2020 4:44 pmI live in an old home and what I hate about it more than the ghosts are the centipedes. I Googled house centipede and it says they are beneficial and eat spiders. Is that supposed to be comforting? How is living in an insect war zone beneficial? Does this logic apply anywhere else? Don't chase the snakes out of your bed they eat the mice. Its good to let bears live in your closet because they keep the salmon population under control. Got roaches? Sprinkle some scorpions on the floor...they are natural enemies. Should you get a pet serial killer to protect your home from burglars? They are very territorial and fanatically loyal.

Many serial killers like to kill prostitutes, so you may want to re-think that one.

How does any of this nonsense relate to the pandemic? Or do I need to have @T.C. change the thread title for a second time? It ain't like he's got anything else to do.

Turk Sanderson wrote: Tue May 12, 2020 5:23 pmThem Arsenal Street strumpets better practice proper social distancing around the Capt'n unless they want a cement blanket in his basement.

JMC-STL wrote: Tue May 12, 2020 5:41 pm

Turk Sanderson wrote: Tue May 12, 2020 5:23 pmThem Arsenal Street strumpets better practice proper social distancing around the Capt'n unless they want a cement blanket in his basement.

Well played, Rev, carry on.

JMC-STL wrote: Mon May 25, 2020 4:39 pm Have any BNF members "dined in" since some areas have eased business restrictions? I'd be interested in hearing what anyone has experienced with infoor dining service. Me 'n' Mrs. JMC took a drive around West & Southwest STL County this afternoon, and it still looks like the vast majority of restaurant business is still either curbside (which we did for an ice cream stop) or drive-thru.