JMC-STL wrote:... in 21st Century America is a cross between an IRS tax audit & waterboarding accompanied by a high colonic with the juice of 10,000 Ghost Peppers. Thank you, Elected Representatives.

39hurricane wrote:2008 and the global financial crisis on the line for you...

JMC-STL wrote:

39hurricane wrote:2008 and the global financial crisis on the line for you...

Yeah, I did finally come to the conclusion that the sub-prime mortgage fiasco resulted in this paperwork morass. Still doesn't make me feel any better, and Mrs. JMC is beside herself (and coming around the other side). Kicking myself for not paying cash & avoiding this nonsense.

Turk Sanderson wrote:Just remember this, as you grow older... every time you find a process that's been made more difficult, or virtually impossible... they've done that for your convenience.

JMC-STL wrote:

Turk Sanderson wrote:Just remember this, as you grow older... every time you find a process that's been made more difficult, or virtually impossible... they've done that for your convenience.

Oh, so THAT'S why Ticket-bastards invented the Convenience Fee.

JMC-STL wrote:... in 21st Century America is a cross between an IRS tax audit & waterboarding accompanied by a high colonic with the juice of 10,000 Ghost Peppers. Thank you, Elected Representatives.

NHLTIM wrote:

JMC-STL wrote:... in 21st Century America is a cross between an IRS tax audit & waterboarding accompanied by a high colonic with the juice of 10,000 Ghost Peppers. Thank you, Elected Representatives.

The Wife and I just refinanced our house...everything done online...it was too easy.....and then they sent the Notary guy to my house on closing day!

NHLTIM wrote:

JMC-STL wrote:... in 21st Century America is a cross between an IRS tax audit & waterboarding accompanied by a high colonic with the juice of 10,000 Ghost Peppers. Thank you, Elected Representatives.

The Wife and I just refinanced our house...everything done online...it was too easy.....and then they sent the Notary guy to my house on closing day!

Turk Sanderson wrote:Did you use THE HOME LOAN EXPERT.COM ?

JMC-STL wrote:

Turk Sanderson wrote:Did you use THE HOME LOAN EXPERT.COM ?

I didn't know Jimmy Kavadas had branched out into home lending.

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Turk Sanderson wrote:

JMC-STL wrote:

Turk Sanderson wrote:Did you use THE HOME LOAN EXPERT.COM ?

I didn't know Jimmy Kavadas had branched out into home lending.

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Don't know who he is... am I to assume he screams at you as he's peddling you your new ride???

JMC-STL wrote:

Turk Sanderson wrote:

JMC-STL wrote: I didn't know Jimmy Kavadas had branched out into home lending.

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Don't know who he is... am I to assume he screams at you as he's peddling you your new ride???

WTF, Turk?! Jimmy Kavadas is YOUR Credit Man!!!

Turk Sanderson wrote:

NHLTIM wrote:

JMC-STL wrote:... in 21st Century America is a cross between an IRS tax audit & waterboarding accompanied by a high colonic with the juice of 10,000 Ghost Peppers. Thank you, Elected Representatives.

The Wife and I just refinanced our house...everything done online...it was too easy.....and then they sent the Notary guy to my house on closing day!

Did you use THE HOME LOAN EXPERT.COM ?

JMC-STL wrote:

NHLTIM wrote:

JMC-STL wrote:... in 21st Century America is a cross between an IRS tax audit & waterboarding accompanied by a high colonic with the juice of 10,000 Ghost Peppers. Thank you, Elected Representatives.

The Wife and I just refinanced our house...everything done online...it was too easy.....and then they sent the Notary guy to my house on closing day!

If things keep going like they have over the last two weeks, the police will be coming to MY house on closing day.

NHLTIM wrote:...an hour just to sign all that shit. I looked at the guy and said..."It's 2018 for Christ's sake" and he replied..."I know right"

Turk Sanderson wrote:

JMC-STL wrote:

Turk Sanderson wrote: Don't know who he is... am I to assume he screams at you as he's peddling you your new ride???

WTF, Turk?! Jimmy Kavadas is YOUR Credit Man!!!

uhhh...I don't have a credit man.

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JMC-STL wrote:

Turk Sanderson wrote:

JMC-STL wrote: WTF, Turk?! Jimmy Kavadas is YOUR Credit Man!!!

uhhh...I don't have a credit man.

Oh, but you could ...

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Turk Sanderson wrote:

JMC-STL wrote:

Turk Sanderson wrote: uhhh...I don't have a credit man.

Oh, but you could ...

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No thanks... only time I want to see that many teeth , is when I let the Rottweiler chase the Jehovah Witnesses down the street.

T.C. wrote:

Turk Sanderson wrote:No thanks... only time I want to see that many teeth , is when I let the Rottweiler chase the Jehovah Witnesses down the street.

that was gold.

JMC-STL wrote:

T.C. wrote:

Turk Sanderson wrote:No thanks... only time I want to see that many teeth , is when I let the Rottweiler chase the Jehovah Witnesses down the street.

that was gold.

It's a good thing the J-dub's don't believe in a fiery hell of eternal torment, or you two would be sent there immediately ... without supper!

T.C. wrote:he does work in mysterious ways.

Turk Sanderson wrote:

T.C. wrote:he does work in mysterious ways.

Come to Turk's Discount Church and be saved at half the price of normal redemption.

JMC-STL wrote:

Turk Sanderson wrote:

T.C. wrote:he does work in mysterious ways.

Come to Turk's Discount Church and be saved at half the price of normal redemption.

"And on the 7th Day, God rested ... and gave us the BOGO deal."