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Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

Posted: Fri Apr 15, 2022 9:09 am
by CaptSMRT

Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

Posted: Fri Apr 15, 2022 9:41 am
by CaptSMRT

Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

Posted: Fri Apr 15, 2022 5:08 pm
by JMC-STL
This is PRECISELY what's wrong with America ... Bikini-clad female oil wrestlers arrested in Texas on marijuana charges

Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

Posted: Fri Apr 15, 2022 10:05 pm
by Turk Sanderson
JMC-STL wrote: Fri Apr 15, 2022 5:08 pm This is PRECISELY what's wrong with America ... Bikini-clad female oil wrestlers arrested in Texas on marijuana charges
Calvin asks me all the time "Pop, what the fuck is wrong with people/".... I just tell him... "Not all people, son, just the phony ones."

Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

Posted: Mon Apr 18, 2022 7:05 am
by CaptSMRT

Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

Posted: Fri Apr 22, 2022 7:22 am
by CaptSMRT

Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

Posted: Sun Apr 24, 2022 1:22 pm
by CaptSMRT

Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

Posted: Mon Apr 25, 2022 12:19 am
by Turk Sanderson
CaptSMRT wrote: Sun Apr 24, 2022 1:22 pm
I don’t know, T.C. , what do you think???

Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

Posted: Mon Apr 25, 2022 7:53 am
by T.C.
His sons band is talented, and i know he’s spent some time around music. His mechanics are fine, you can tell he does play drums some. Good for him. Love Dice. Saw him at the Fox on that first album tour. Was insane.

Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

Posted: Mon Apr 25, 2022 3:35 pm
by CaptSMRT
T.C. wrote: Mon Apr 25, 2022 7:53 am His sons band is talented, and i know he’s spent some time around music. His mechanics are fine, you can tell he does play drums some. Good for him. Love Dice. Saw him at the Fox on that first album tour. Was insane.
I did some reading... he did a Buddy Rich tribute show back in the late 70's early 80's. I thought it was cool as fuck when he came out and sat in on drums.

Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

Posted: Thu Apr 28, 2022 2:06 pm
by CaptSMRT
I KNOW YOU ARE GOING THROUGH SOME TROUBLING TIMES, BROTHER, BUT IT TAKES FAITH. LET ME TELL YOU A STORY ABOUT A MAN... WITH LONG HAIR WHO WAS CALLED A CRIMINAL BECAUSE HE WANTED EVERYONE TO LOVE EACH OTHER. HE WAS JUDGED BY SOCIETY AND CAST OUT. HIS NAME IS LARRY THE ORGY HOBO AND HE LIVES UNDER THE HIGHWAY.

Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

Posted: Thu Apr 28, 2022 2:41 pm
by JMC-STL
Is an orgy hobo a real thing? Because I'm looking for a change of scenery.

Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

Posted: Fri Apr 29, 2022 1:17 pm
by CaptSMRT
JMC-STL wrote: Thu Apr 28, 2022 2:41 pm Is an orgy hobo a real thing? Because I'm looking for a change of scenery.
Unfortunately... yes

Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

Posted: Sun May 01, 2022 11:24 am
by CaptSMRT

Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

Posted: Sun May 01, 2022 11:47 am
by CaptSMRT

Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

Posted: Sun May 01, 2022 12:57 pm
by CaptSMRT

Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

Posted: Wed May 04, 2022 4:17 pm
by CaptSMRT
My true stories are always worse than the made up ones

Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

Posted: Sun May 08, 2022 8:57 pm
by CaptSMRT
FRENCH women are so good at sex they have nuclear weapons despite their countries lack of resources or industry

Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

Posted: Wed May 11, 2022 5:01 pm
by JMC-STL
@Cap'n: How far do you figger you can carry this story in your act?

https://motherofcreation.xyz/

Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

Posted: Wed May 11, 2022 9:14 pm
by CaptSMRT
I hate vaping... why do vaping flavors sound like Sunday night stripper names? PAssion Fruit... Dragon Fruit... Grape Ape...
Smoking used to be for tough guys... The Marlboro Man... John Wayne... Can you imagine if you offered John Wayne some Dragon Fruit? His cancer would laugh and punch you in the face. Vaping needs some flavors for reality... Poverty... Crime... and Inflation would be more appropriate for modern life.

Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

Posted: Thu May 12, 2022 12:06 am
by Turk Sanderson
CaptSMRT wrote: Wed May 11, 2022 9:14 pm I hate vaping... why do vaping flavors sound like Sunday night stripper names? PAssion Fruit... Dragon Fruit... Grape Ape...
Smoking used to be for tough guys... The Marlboro Man... John Wayne... Can you imagine if you offered John Wayne some Dragon Fruit? His cancer would laugh and punch you in the face. Vaping needs some flavors for reality... Poverty... Crime... and Inflation would be more appropriate for modern life.
Murder Mist….. Felony Fog…. Crotch-rot Cloud…..Syphilis Smog….Hunger Haze…

Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

Posted: Thu May 12, 2022 6:28 am
by CaptSMRT
Turk Sanderson wrote: Thu May 12, 2022 12:06 am
CaptSMRT wrote: Wed May 11, 2022 9:14 pm I hate vaping... why do vaping flavors sound like Sunday night stripper names? PAssion Fruit... Dragon Fruit... Grape Ape...
Smoking used to be for tough guys... The Marlboro Man... John Wayne... Can you imagine if you offered John Wayne some Dragon Fruit? His cancer would laugh and punch you in the face. Vaping needs some flavors for reality... Poverty... Crime... and Inflation would be more appropriate for modern life.
Murder Mist….. Felony Fog…. Crotch-rot Cloud…..Syphilis Smog….Hunger Haze…
A vape stick is essentially a tiny fog machine, so you are breathing disco... which is what killed Andy Gibb.

Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

Posted: Thu May 12, 2022 9:30 am
by JMC-STL

Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

Posted: Fri May 13, 2022 4:29 pm
by CaptSMRT

Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

Posted: Sun May 15, 2022 9:08 am
by JMC-STL
CaptSMRT wrote: Fri May 13, 2022 4:29 pm
Not a bad bit, but the human drama in the foreground of the shot was more engaging. What did that waiter throw at that customer?