JMC-STL wrote: ↑Fri Mar 26, 2021 1:31 pmCan someone 'splain to me how a firearm like this can be called a "pistol"?![]()
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
#5527Went and got our first Covid -!9 (Moderna) shots this morning..... only side effect was that I got sleepy and took a nap. I don't think that the shot made me sleepy, though. It was getting up at 6 AM that did that.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
#5528Getting up @ 6 a.m. is no big deal for a man of your advanced years. You old dudes go to bed at 7 o'clock, after your early-bird special digests & the mahjong crowd breaks up.Turk Sanderson wrote: ↑Fri Mar 26, 2021 3:42 pmWent and got our first Covid -!9 (Moderna) shots this morning..... only side effect was that I got sleepy and took a nap. I don't think that the shot made me sleepy, though. It was getting up at 6 AM that did that.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
#5529Are you kidding? I'm up to 3 every morning filling out Heaven's Gate and Devil's Door Certificates..... that's aside from writing my sermons, helping Calvin cook, and visiting The Burning Bush. Being a man of the cloth ain't easy.JMC-STL wrote: ↑Fri Mar 26, 2021 5:45 pmGetting up @ 6 a.m. is no big deal for a man of your advanced years. You old dudes go to bed at 7 o'clock, after your early-bird special digests & the mahjong crowd breaks up.Turk Sanderson wrote: ↑Fri Mar 26, 2021 3:42 pmWent and got our first Covid -!9 (Moderna) shots this morning..... only side effect was that I got sleepy and took a nap. I don't think that the shot made me sleepy, though. It was getting up at 6 AM that did that.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
#5530Is that high thread count cloth? Wouldn't want you catching anything that Calvin picks up during his midnight clubbing rounds.Turk Sanderson wrote: ↑Fri Mar 26, 2021 6:10 pmAre you kidding? I'm up to 3 every morning filling out Heaven's Gate and Devil's Door Certificates..... that's aside from writing my sermons, helping Calvin cook, and visiting The Burning Bush. Being a man of the cloth ain't easy.JMC-STL wrote: ↑Fri Mar 26, 2021 5:45 pmGetting up @ 6 a.m. is no big deal for a man of your advanced years. You old dudes go to bed at 7 o'clock, after your early-bird special digests & the mahjong crowd breaks up.Turk Sanderson wrote: ↑Fri Mar 26, 2021 3:42 pmWent and got our first Covid -!9 (Moderna) shots this morning..... only side effect was that I got sleepy and took a nap. I don't think that the shot made me sleepy, though. It was getting up at 6 AM that did that.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
#5531My clothes are made of chainmail... those 2nd amendment arguers are out to get us all.JMC-STL wrote: ↑Fri Mar 26, 2021 6:16 pmIs that high thread count cloth? Wouldn't want you catching anything that Calvin picks up during his midnight clubbing rounds.Turk Sanderson wrote: ↑Fri Mar 26, 2021 6:10 pmAre you kidding? I'm up to 3 every morning filling out Heaven's Gate and Devil's Door Certificates..... that's aside from writing my sermons, helping Calvin cook, and visiting The Burning Bush. Being a man of the cloth ain't easy.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
#5532You might wanna rethink your holy attire ...Turk Sanderson wrote: ↑Fri Mar 26, 2021 8:47 pmMy clothes are made of chainmail... those 2nd amendment arguers are out to get us all.JMC-STL wrote: ↑Fri Mar 26, 2021 6:16 pmIs that high thread count cloth? Wouldn't want you catching anything that Calvin picks up during his midnight clubbing rounds.Turk Sanderson wrote: ↑Fri Mar 26, 2021 6:10 pmAre you kidding? I'm up to 3 every morning filling out Heaven's Gate and Devil's Door Certificates..... that's aside from writing my sermons, helping Calvin cook, and visiting The Burning Bush. Being a man of the cloth ain't easy.
https://youtu.be/3Fq4qHBqQM4
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
#5533Do you have one that's guns vs. cotton/polyester blend? God will call me home when it's my time,... he did tell me not to take stupid chances though.JMC-STL wrote: ↑Fri Mar 26, 2021 9:41 pmYou might wanna rethink your holy attire ...Turk Sanderson wrote: ↑Fri Mar 26, 2021 8:47 pmMy clothes are made of chainmail... those 2nd amendment arguers are out to get us all.
https://youtu.be/3Fq4qHBqQM4
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
#5534Check your voice messages. And start accepting modern body armor as payment for those certificates. Calvin has enemies out there.Turk Sanderson wrote: ↑Fri Mar 26, 2021 9:54 pmDo you have one that's guns vs. cotton/polyester blend? God will call me home when it's my time,... he did tell me not to take stupid chances though.JMC-STL wrote: ↑Fri Mar 26, 2021 9:41 pmYou might wanna rethink your holy attire ...Turk Sanderson wrote: ↑Fri Mar 26, 2021 8:47 pmMy clothes are made of chainmail... those 2nd amendment arguers are out to get us all.
https://youtu.be/3Fq4qHBqQM4
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
#5535Calvin's biggest enemies are the Catholics... they're afraid that he'll disclose what really goes on in those "Missions".JMC-STL wrote: ↑Sat Mar 27, 2021 6:34 amCheck your voice messages. And start accepting modern body armor as payment for those certificates. Calvin has enemies out there.Turk Sanderson wrote: ↑Fri Mar 26, 2021 9:54 pmDo you have one that's guns vs. cotton/polyester blend? God will call me home when it's my time,... he did tell me not to take stupid chances though.JMC-STL wrote: ↑Fri Mar 26, 2021 9:41 pmYou might wanna rethink your holy attire ...
https://youtu.be/3Fq4qHBqQM4
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
#5536If the Catholics wanted Calvin eliminated, there'd be more stinking up your basement than 20 year-old douche kits.Turk Sanderson wrote: ↑Sat Mar 27, 2021 11:26 amCalvin's biggest enemies are the Catholics... they're afraid that he'll disclose what really goes on in those "Missions".JMC-STL wrote: ↑Sat Mar 27, 2021 6:34 amCheck your voice messages. And start accepting modern body armor as payment for those certificates. Calvin has enemies out there.Turk Sanderson wrote: ↑Fri Mar 26, 2021 9:54 pmDo you have one that's guns vs. cotton/polyester blend? God will call me home when it's my time,... he did tell me not to take stupid chances though.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
#5537The truth will blow your mind.JMC-STL wrote: ↑Sat Mar 27, 2021 10:12 pmIf the Catholics wanted Calvin eliminated, there'd be more stinking up your basement than 20 year-old douche kits.Turk Sanderson wrote: ↑Sat Mar 27, 2021 11:26 amCalvin's biggest enemies are the Catholics... they're afraid that he'll disclose what really goes on in those "Missions".
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Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
#5538Calvin was adopted by an E. St. Louisian, which makes him one of us,... even the Catholic Church knows who not to fuck with.
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#5540


M.G.:
"You're gonna be my witness in court, right???"
Tucker:
"What was your name again???"
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
#5541One of the leading causes of death in America is falls. We need background checks on balance and ladder registration
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
#5542If a porn star dies from an STD does OSHA or The Dept. of Labor do the investigation?
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
#5543Oh yeah....especially if they got it from an unintentional fall or slippery work surface.Turk Sanderson wrote: ↑Wed Mar 31, 2021 11:29 amIf a porn star dies from an STD does OSHA or The Dept. of Labor do the investigation?
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
#5544Fucking on an unclean ladder is never a good idea.CaptSMRT wrote: ↑Wed Mar 31, 2021 12:10 pmOh yeah....especially if they got it from an unintentional fall or slippery work surface.Turk Sanderson wrote: ↑Wed Mar 31, 2021 11:29 amIf a porn star dies from an STD does OSHA or The Dept. of Labor do the investigation?
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
#5545These guys weren't fucking around ...Turk Sanderson wrote: ↑Wed Mar 31, 2021 12:57 pmFucking on an unclean ladder is never a good idea.CaptSMRT wrote: ↑Wed Mar 31, 2021 12:10 pmOh yeah....especially if they got it from an unintentional fall or slippery work surface.Turk Sanderson wrote: ↑Wed Mar 31, 2021 11:29 amIf a porn star dies from an STD does OSHA or The Dept. of Labor do the investigation?
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
#5546Must have been some kind of Pride Week event.JMC-STL wrote: ↑Wed Mar 31, 2021 1:35 pmThese guys weren't fucking around ...
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Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
#5547This is why we need to ban assault ladders!!!JMC-STL wrote: ↑Wed Mar 31, 2021 1:35 pmThese guys weren't fucking around ...
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Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
#5549Diarrhea kills four times more people than murder....we need a ten day waiting period on pooping.