Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

#5501
CaptSMRT wrote:
Sun Mar 07, 2021 6:34 pm
JMC-STL wrote:
Thu Mar 04, 2021 9:43 pm
Turk Sanderson wrote:
Thu Mar 04, 2021 1:33 pm

A drunken cricket makes the same sounds as playing Beatles records backwards.
"I'm............very............small............"
Drunken crickets think they are all Zen and tell you desire is the root of all suffering...and all you want them to do is shut up, so they are right.
You get three or four drunken crickets in your living room, and you’d think you were at an Irish wake.

Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

#5502
Turk Sanderson wrote:
Sun Mar 07, 2021 10:45 pm
CaptSMRT wrote:
Sun Mar 07, 2021 6:34 pm
JMC-STL wrote:
Thu Mar 04, 2021 9:43 pm

"I'm............very............small............"
Drunken crickets think they are all Zen and tell you desire is the root of all suffering...and all you want them to do is shut up, so they are right.
You get three or four drunken crickets in your living room, and you’d think you were at an Irish wake.
The only thing worse than a drunken cricket is one that likes new country music.

Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

#5513
CaptSMRT wrote:
Tue Mar 16, 2021 11:38 am
JMC-STL wrote:
Tue Mar 16, 2021 7:42 am
CaptSMRT wrote:
Mon Mar 15, 2021 4:00 pm
The three common themes of literature are man vs man, man vs nature, and the Sun invented racism.
Edgy. But in a good way, mind you. Keep it up.
I started thinking about the themes of literature and they seem to be limited. How did Man vs Mother in Law slip by?
That one's been done to death. Including my own mother-in-law.

Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

#5515
Can you score me a pair of tickets to the movie premiere & a copy of the book autographed by The Foot himself? Mrs. JMC might just let me outta the dog house to pee for that bundle.
Tribune Publishing

Mainers' frightening encounters with Bigfoot highlighted in new book and film

Troy R. Bennett, Bangor Daily News, Maine
Tue, March 23, 2021, 6:33 AM

Mar. 23—PORTLAND, Maine — It was a perfect day for fishing. Rising trout dimpled the smooth, dark waters of Green Pond in Moro Plantation. Jeff Kaine savored the day, floating and casting until nearly dark. It was one of his favorite spots in all Aroostook County and Kaine had angled trout there at least a dozen times before.

Around 7 p.m. a deep, angry, resonant roar exploded across the water. The sudden blast left Kaine frozen in fear. Every hair on his body was standing straight up when the howl finally ended, a full five seconds later.

Kaine then paddled for shore as fast as he could, ran up a hill to his truck and tore off down the dirt access road, still wearing his waders.

"I was freaked the hell out," Kaine said. "I've never heard any animal sound like that before and no human could ever replicate what I heard that evening."

That was May 2007. He hasn't been back since. ...

Read more at: https://www.yahoo.com/news/mainers-frig ... 00219.html

Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

#5516
JMC-STL wrote:
Tue Mar 23, 2021 6:58 pm
Can you score me a pair of tickets to the movie premiere & a copy of the book autographed by The Foot himself? Mrs. JMC might just let me outta the dog house to pee for that bundle.
Tribune Publishing

Mainers' frightening encounters with Bigfoot highlighted in new book and film

Troy R. Bennett, Bangor Daily News, Maine
Tue, March 23, 2021, 6:33 AM

Mar. 23—PORTLAND, Maine — It was a perfect day for fishing. Rising trout dimpled the smooth, dark waters of Green Pond in Moro Plantation. Jeff Kaine savored the day, floating and casting until nearly dark. It was one of his favorite spots in all Aroostook County and Kaine had angled trout there at least a dozen times before.

Around 7 p.m. a deep, angry, resonant roar exploded across the water. The sudden blast left Kaine frozen in fear. Every hair on his body was standing straight up when the howl finally ended, a full five seconds later.

Kaine then paddled for shore as fast as he could, ran up a hill to his truck and tore off down the dirt access road, still wearing his waders.

"I was freaked the hell out," Kaine said. "I've never heard any animal sound like that before and no human could ever replicate what I heard that evening."

That was May 2007. He hasn't been back since. ...

Read more at: https://www.yahoo.com/news/mainers-frig ... 00219.html
No-one should be surprised by this... he has to go somewhere when God is burning down the West coast trying to zap him with lightning.

Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

#5521
CaptSMRT wrote:
Thu Mar 25, 2021 4:22 pm
JMC-STL wrote:
Thu Mar 25, 2021 3:19 pm
CaptSMRT wrote:
Thu Mar 25, 2021 2:31 pm
You need to grow a skullet if you ever want to see through the governments lies...a skullet is an antenna for the truth.
Did this dude's hat serve the same purpose?


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Artificial skullets results can vary...this guy was obviously over dosing on effort.
Does his cellmate prefer him with the dead critter on his head, or without?
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