Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
#5476If angels would rather live on Earth and have sex with humans....how boring is heaven?
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
#5477Rich bastards from the 'burbs drive down to Arsenal Street and pay strumpets for sex.... how boring is their lives?
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
#5478"strumpets"? Since when did this thread become: "How many Vassals does it take?"???Turk Sanderson wrote: ↑Thu Feb 25, 2021 5:47 pmRich bastards from the 'burbs drive down to Arsenal Street and pay strumpets for sex.... how boring is their lives?
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
#5479Holy fuck!!! Two people were hit by a car in front of the bar I was at. IU had met the woman....she was super nice and I think her dog got hit too. Fuck man...be careful out there...there are people driving that think life is a video game.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
#5480"Two people were hit by a car in front of the bar I was at." ...
The bartender went outside to see what happened, said: "Neither one of them left me a tip. Karma is a cruel bitch," and went back inside.
I finished my beer, put my wallet on the bar, and left through the back door.
ETA: Damn it, I forgot the punchline ... 'Karma' was the name of the bartender.
I'll keep my day job.
The bartender went outside to see what happened, said: "Neither one of them left me a tip. Karma is a cruel bitch," and went back inside.
I finished my beer, put my wallet on the bar, and left through the back door.
ETA: Damn it, I forgot the punchline ... 'Karma' was the name of the bartender.
I'll keep my day job.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
#5481No...they were nice people. I had met the woman a few weeks ago. She introduced me to her rescue dog, who was a sweet heart. The look on the guys face...he was walking around saying..."their dead" over and over again...and his wife was crying. This is one of the worst experiences I have ever had.JMC-STL wrote: ↑Sat Feb 27, 2021 1:49 am"Two people were hit by a car in front of the bar I was at." ...
The bartender went outside to see what happened, said: "Neither one of them left me a tip. Karma is a cruel bitch," and went back inside.
I finished my beer, put my wallet on the bar, and left through the back door.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
#5482No...they were nice people. I had met the woman a few weeks ago. She introduced me to her rescue dog, who was a sweet heart. The look on the guys face...he was walking around saying..."they're dead" over and over again...and his wife was crying. This is one of the worst experiences I have ever had.JMC-STL wrote: ↑Sat Feb 27, 2021 1:49 am"Two people were hit by a car in front of the bar I was at." ...
The bartender went outside to see what happened, said: "Neither one of them left me a tip. Karma is a cruel bitch," and went back inside.
I finished my beer, put my wallet on the bar, and left through the back door.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
#5484This year for my birthday I told myself I was going to buy a new car. I never bought it, but it felt good to tell myself I would. I'm my own deadbeat dad.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
#5485Well, I hope that you spent that car money on alcohol and prostitutes, and didn't squander it on bills.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
#5486I'm too German to buy prostitutes.Turk Sanderson wrote: ↑Mon Mar 01, 2021 10:02 amWell, I hope that you spent that car money on alcohol and prostitutes, and didn't squander it on bills.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
#5487Congratulations, you passed Maury's Paternity Test. You clearly don't know the difference between "deadbeat" and "tough love."CaptSMRT wrote: ↑Mon Mar 01, 2021 11:27 amI'm too German to buy prostitutes.Turk Sanderson wrote: ↑Mon Mar 01, 2021 10:02 amWell, I hope that you spent that car money on alcohol and prostitutes, and didn't squander it on bills.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
#5488I was reading about how there is going to be a black Superman, and someone replied "How would you feel if they made Shaft white". I considered the idea and thought....you could make Shaft white...but he wouldn't be cool and nobody would watch.
Who is the White Private Dick, who is a shoulder to cry on for all the chicks? His theme would be played by Tears for Fears.
Who is the White Private Dick, who is a shoulder to cry on for all the chicks? His theme would be played by Tears for Fears.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
#5489Who's gonna play white Shaft, Julian, or J-Roc?CaptSMRT wrote: ↑Wed Mar 03, 2021 1:53 pmI was reading about how there is going to be a black Superman, and someone replied "How would you feel if they made Shaft white". I considered the idea and thought....you could make Shaft white...but he wouldn't be cool and nobody would watch.
Who is the White Private Dick, who is a shoulder to cry on for all the chicks? His theme would be played by Tears for Fears.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
#5490Ed Begley JrTurk Sanderson wrote: ↑Wed Mar 03, 2021 2:05 pmWho's gonna play white Shaft, Julian, or J-Roc?CaptSMRT wrote: ↑Wed Mar 03, 2021 1:53 pmI was reading about how there is going to be a black Superman, and someone replied "How would you feel if they made Shaft white". I considered the idea and thought....you could make Shaft white...but he wouldn't be cool and nobody would watch.
Who is the White Private Dick, who is a shoulder to cry on for all the chicks? His theme would be played by Tears for Fears.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
#5491Might as well get BubblesCaptSMRT wrote: ↑Wed Mar 03, 2021 4:10 pmEd Begley JrTurk Sanderson wrote: ↑Wed Mar 03, 2021 2:05 pmWho's gonna play white Shaft, Julian, or J-Roc?CaptSMRT wrote: ↑Wed Mar 03, 2021 1:53 pmI was reading about how there is going to be a black Superman, and someone replied "How would you feel if they made Shaft white". I considered the idea and thought....you could make Shaft white...but he wouldn't be cool and nobody would watch.
Who is the White Private Dick, who is a shoulder to cry on for all the chicks? His theme would be played by Tears for Fears.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
#5492The Pandemic has made me miss going to restaurants so much I have started putting lip stick on my glasses at home, so I can complain and ask for a clean one.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
#5493Was that cockroach in your salad part of your Pandemic ritual, or would it have been there anyway?
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
#5494I was happy to have some company.Turk Sanderson wrote: ↑Thu Mar 04, 2021 10:19 amWas that cockroach in your salad part of your Pandemic ritual, or would it have been there anyway?
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
#5495Hand sanitizer is bullshit...I tried to kill a cricket with some and all he did was get drunk. Now I have to have an intervention for a cricket.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
#5497A drunken cricket makes the same sounds as playing Beatles records backwards.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
#5498A drunken cricket doesn't care if you like his tweets!!!Turk Sanderson wrote: ↑Thu Mar 04, 2021 1:33 pmA drunken cricket makes the same sounds as playing Beatles records backwards.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
#5499"I'm............very............small............"Turk Sanderson wrote: ↑Thu Mar 04, 2021 1:33 pmA drunken cricket makes the same sounds as playing Beatles records backwards.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
#5500Drunken crickets think they are all Zen and tell you desire is the root of all suffering...and all you want them to do is shut up, so they are right.JMC-STL wrote: ↑Thu Mar 04, 2021 9:43 pm"I'm............very............small............"Turk Sanderson wrote: ↑Thu Mar 04, 2021 1:33 pmA drunken cricket makes the same sounds as playing Beatles records backwards.