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It's only February and everyone on my fantasy gender team has already chopped their dick off, it's gonna be a Hell of a season folks.

After the pandemic getting a happy ending with a massage is not dying.

CaptSMRT wrote: Tue Feb 16, 2021 8:55 am After the pandemic getting a happy ending with a massage is not dying.

I hope that both of you were wearing masks.... your's over your mouth and nose, and her's over her eyes.

Turk Sanderson wrote: Tue Feb 16, 2021 10:20 am

CaptSMRT wrote: Tue Feb 16, 2021 8:55 am After the pandemic getting a happy ending with a massage is not dying.

I hope that both of you were wearing masks.... your's over your mouth and nose, and her's over her eyes.

I am ready for some deep tissue work.

CaptSMRT wrote: Tue Feb 16, 2021 6:04 pm

Turk Sanderson wrote: Tue Feb 16, 2021 10:20 am

CaptSMRT wrote: Tue Feb 16, 2021 8:55 amAfter the pandemic getting a happy ending with a massage is not dying.

I hope that both of you were wearing masks.... your's over your mouth and nose, and her's over her eyes.

I am ready for some deep tissue work.

ECT works for some people.

JMC-STL wrote: Tue Feb 16, 2021 7:25 pm

CaptSMRT wrote: Tue Feb 16, 2021 6:04 pm

Turk Sanderson wrote: Tue Feb 16, 2021 10:20 am
I hope that both of you were wearing masks.... your's over your mouth and nose, and her's over her eyes.

I am ready for some deep tissue work.

ECT works for some people.

I have a home TENS machine, it doesn't compare to a massage.

If one of the side effects for the vaccine is Hulkamania, is it still considered a cure?

CaptSMRT wrote: Tue Feb 16, 2021 7:31 pm

JMC-STL wrote: Tue Feb 16, 2021 7:25 pm

CaptSMRT wrote: Tue Feb 16, 2021 6:04 pmI am ready for some deep tissue work.

ECT works for some people.

I have a home TENS machine, it doesn't compare to a massage.

You're either hooking it up in the wrong spot, or you're not tipping generously.

CaptSMRT wrote: Tue Feb 16, 2021 9:43 pm If one of the side effects for the vaccine is Hulkamania, is it still considered a cure?

I’m pretty sure one of the side effects is actually that you cannot smell what The Rock is cookin’.

T.C. wrote: Wed Feb 17, 2021 7:04 am

CaptSMRT wrote: Tue Feb 16, 2021 9:43 pm If one of the side effects for the vaccine is Hulkamania, is it still considered a cure?

I’m pretty sure one of the side effects is actually that you cannot smell what The Rock is cookin’.

Too soon

CaptSMRT wrote: Tue Feb 16, 2021 9:43 pm If one of the side effects for the vaccine is Hulkamania, is it still considered a cure?

Brown and Crouppen have already started working on the commercials.

NASA has landed on MARS again...I hope they find something interesting this time...like a gun or Joe Camel.

CaptSMRT wrote: Thu Feb 18, 2021 3:51 pm NASA has landed on MARS again...I hope they find something interesting this time...like a gun or Joe Camel.

Who knows what NASA would find if they probed Uranus.

Turk Sanderson wrote: Thu Feb 18, 2021 7:58 pm

CaptSMRT wrote: Thu Feb 18, 2021 3:51 pmNASA has landed on MARS again...I hope they find something interesting this time...like a gun or Joe Camel.

Who knows what NASA would find if they probed Uranus.

This, of course ...

You could do a full road show on this one, Cap'n ... AP News: Alaska woman using outhouse attacked by bear, from below

JMC-STL wrote: Fri Feb 19, 2021 6:30 am You could do a full road show on this one, Cap'n ... AP News: Alaska woman using outhouse attacked by bear, from below

I saw this. Alaska is like cold Australia...everyone there is a convict on the run and nobody has any teeth.

CaptSMRT wrote: Mon Feb 22, 2021 3:31 pm https://digg.com/video/thief-fails-at-s ... pe-attempt

Moral of the story... If you're gonna be a pirate. get a decent ship.

I vote for @susmita21110 as BNF Member of the Year. His/her/they're turn to book the Suite Night!

"In the Book of Enoch, the watchers (Aramaic עִירִין, iyrin) are angels dispatched to Earth to watch over the humans. They soon begin to lust for human women and, at the prodding of their leader Samyaza, defect en masse to illicitly instruct humanity and procreate among them."

How ugly were angel women?

CaptSMRT wrote: Thu Feb 25, 2021 12:01 am"In the Book of Enoch, the watchers (Aramaic עִירִין, iyrin) are angels dispatched to Earth to watch over the humans. They soon begin to lust for human women and, at the prodding of their leader Samyaza, defect en masse to illicitly instruct humanity and procreate among them."

How ugly were angel women?

I reckon the Nephilim weren't into hot cars. Diff'rent strokes.

JMC-STL wrote: Thu Feb 25, 2021 5:57 am

CaptSMRT wrote: Thu Feb 25, 2021 12:01 am"In the Book of Enoch, the watchers (Aramaic עִירִין, iyrin) are angels dispatched to Earth to watch over the humans. They soon begin to lust for human women and, at the prodding of their leader Samyaza, defect en masse to illicitly instruct humanity and procreate among them."

How ugly were angel women?

I reckon the Nephilim weren't into hot cars. Diff'rent strokes.


Diablo VS.jpg

People think the Bible is all stuck up and not cool....they obviously glossed over GOD's real party animals...the Nephilim.

CaptSMRT wrote: Thu Feb 25, 2021 7:09 am

JMC-STL wrote: Thu Feb 25, 2021 5:57 am

CaptSMRT wrote: Thu Feb 25, 2021 12:01 am"In the Book of Enoch, the watchers (Aramaic עִירִין, iyrin) are angels dispatched to Earth to watch over the humans. They soon begin to lust for human women and, at the prodding of their leader Samyaza, defect en masse to illicitly instruct humanity and procreate among them."

How ugly were angel women?

I reckon the Nephilim weren't into hot cars. Diff'rent strokes.


Diablo VS.jpg

People think the Bible is all stuck up and not cool....they obviously glossed over GOD's real party animals...the Nephilim.

Bigfoot = Nephilim

Turk Sanderson wrote: Thu Feb 25, 2021 9:36 am

CaptSMRT wrote: Thu Feb 25, 2021 7:09 am

JMC-STL wrote: Thu Feb 25, 2021 5:57 amI reckon the Nephilim weren't into hot cars. Diff'rent strokes.


Diablo VS.jpg

People think the Bible is all stuck up and not cool....they obviously glossed over GOD's real party animals...the Nephilim.

Bigfoot = Nephilim

Shaq = Nephilim

This guy? Shaq's agent ...