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CaptSMRT wrote: Wed Jan 27, 2021 6:21 am Chunky Soup should come out with some flavors that truly represent the world we live in....Vegetable Homelessness, or Poverty and Dumplings. Soup so good you can eat it living in a box.

You need to check the Progresso section...

Turk Sanderson wrote: Wed Jan 27, 2021 12:04 pm

CaptSMRT wrote: Wed Jan 27, 2021 6:21 am Chunky Soup should come out with some flavors that truly represent the world we live in....Vegetable Homelessness, or Poverty and Dumplings. Soup so good you can eat it living in a box.

You need to check the Progresso section...

Does it work better if we were talking about frozen dinners? Frozen dinners are great because they provide you with a new identity for less than five bucks. I wish frozen entrees had more selections that reflected reality.

CaptSMRT wrote: Wed Jan 27, 2021 11:55 pm

Turk Sanderson wrote: Wed Jan 27, 2021 12:04 pm

CaptSMRT wrote: Wed Jan 27, 2021 6:21 am Chunky Soup should come out with some flavors that truly represent the world we live in....Vegetable Homelessness, or Poverty and Dumplings. Soup so good you can eat it living in a box.

You need to check the Progresso section...

Does it work better if we were talking about frozen dinners? Frozen dinners are great because they provide you with a new identity for less than five bucks. I wish frozen entrees had more selections that reflected reality.

You can tell a lot about a person by their preference of TV dinners.

Turk Sanderson wrote: Thu Jan 28, 2021 12:56 am

CaptSMRT wrote: Wed Jan 27, 2021 11:55 pm

Turk Sanderson wrote: Wed Jan 27, 2021 12:04 pm
You need to check the Progresso section...

Does it work better if we were talking about frozen dinners? Frozen dinners are great because they provide you with a new identity for less than five bucks. I wish frozen entrees had more selections that reflected reality.

You can tell a lot about a person by their preference of TV dinners.

A person with a cart full of Hungry Man dinners is not in a good space.

CaptSMRT wrote: Thu Jan 28, 2021 8:44 am

Turk Sanderson wrote: Thu Jan 28, 2021 12:56 am

CaptSMRT wrote: Wed Jan 27, 2021 11:55 pm

Does it work better if we were talking about frozen dinners? Frozen dinners are great because they provide you with a new identity for less than five bucks. I wish frozen entrees had more selections that reflected reality.

You can tell a lot about a person by their preference of TV dinners.

A person with a cart full of Hungry Man dinners is not in a good space.

Buying ten or more Hungry Man dinners should automatically trigger a wellness check from your local Fire Department.

CaptSMRT wrote: Thu Jan 28, 2021 9:34 am

CaptSMRT wrote: Thu Jan 28, 2021 8:44 am

Turk Sanderson wrote: Thu Jan 28, 2021 12:56 am
You can tell a lot about a person by their preference of TV dinners.

A person with a cart full of Hungry Man dinners is not in a good space.

Buying ten or more Hungry Man dinners should automatically trigger a wellness check from your local Fire Department.

Geographically speaking :
Hungry Man ---- Granite City - St Charles -
Banquet ---- East St Louis - St Louis/North County
Swanson ----South County- Belleville- Collinsville - Both Troys
Marie Callender's --- Clayton/Ladue -- Glen Carbon - Edwardsville - Creve Coeur
Michelena's ---- Dago Hill
El Charrito, Old El Paso --- Fairmont City - State Park
Kirkwood----Kirkwood
Healthy Choice --- Both O'Fallons

If a trash man in Fairmont City/State Park sees a bunch of Marie Callender’s boxes in someone’s trash can, he knows someone’s been killed somewhere, and immediately calls the police.

Turk Sanderson wrote: Thu Jan 28, 2021 8:37 pm If a trash man in Fairmont City/State Park sees a bunch of Marie Callender’s boxes in someone’s trash can, he knows someone’s been killed somewhere, and immediately calls the police.

The IRS tracks purchases of Marie Callender's to monitor money laundering.

State legislatures track frozen dinner sales, and use that information in gerrymandering election districts.

Turk Sanderson wrote: Fri Jan 29, 2021 12:12 pm State legislatures track frozen dinner sales, and use that information in gerrymandering election districts.

DNA samples from Swanson's gravy have solved 42 murders since 2003

Some people in the Banquet zones use the mashed potatoes in their frozen dinners to repair holes in their drywall so that they can get their rent deposit back.

Hungry Man seems like the period of American history that came after the great depression. "Why does grandma have these cans under her bed? She lived through the Hungry Man era."

People in Clayton/Ladue will disown their daughters if they catch them dating someone who eats Banquet frozen dinners.

A rare SNL bullseye ...

Turk Sanderson wrote: Sun Jan 31, 2021 10:04 am People in Clayton/Ladue will disown their daughters if they catch them dating someone who eats Banquet frozen dinners.

The trustee specifically stated frozen enchiladas are grounds for cancellation of benefits.

The graffiti that you see on train cars, buildings, and fences has nothing to do with drug gangs, but just personal preferences in frozen dinners.

If Game Stop buyers start manipulating the frozen dinner industry, they could upend the entire social structure of America.

Is it ironic or sad that the Fat Boys all died before the obesity epidemic?

CaptSMRT wrote: Tue Feb 02, 2021 7:17 amIs it ironic or sad that the Fat Boys all died before the obesity epidemic?

Does that portend The Proud Boys all perishing in a Pride Parade? Sign me up for a ticket!

Mitch McConnell saw his shadow this morning, signaling six more weeks of poverty.

If I owned a restaurant, I would only serve pork sausage today.

Turk Sanderson wrote: Tue Feb 02, 2021 10:13 amIf I owned a restaurant, I would only serve pork sausage today.

Rename it "Jimmy Dean Day."

JMC-STL wrote: Tue Feb 02, 2021 7:55 am

CaptSMRT wrote: Tue Feb 02, 2021 7:17 amIs it ironic or sad that the Fat Boys all died before the obesity epidemic?

Does that portend The Proud Boys all perishing in a Pride Parade? Sign me up for a ticket!

The math works out.

Homeownership cultivates a pessimistic outlook on owning a home.