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Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

Posted: Tue Jan 12, 2021 12:04 pm
by CaptSMRT
Some people have a real problem with their threats making sense. A friend of mine accused a guy of breaking into his house and robbing him. The guy denied it and then said he was going to teach him a lesson...by robbing him.

Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

Posted: Thu Jan 14, 2021 7:13 am
by CaptSMRT
Have you ever heard the phrase..."that guy forgot more about something that you'll ever know" Which really means....that I know everything that guy forgot. It sounds a lot different when you say....you know everything that guy has let slip out of his memory. How is that a compliment in the first place....Hey....this guy has forgotten more than you will ever know..."This guy has a real bad memory"!

Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

Posted: Thu Jan 14, 2021 12:14 pm
by Turk Sanderson
CaptSMRT wrote:
Thu Jan 14, 2021 7:13 am
Have you ever heard the phrase..."that guy forgot more about something that you'll ever know" Which really means....that I know everything that guy forgot. It sounds a lot different when you say....you know everything that guy has let slip out of his memory. How is that a compliment in the first place....Hey....this guy has forgotten more than you will ever know..."This guy has a real bad memory"!
I remember more than he ever forgot!

Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

Posted: Thu Jan 14, 2021 3:42 pm
by CaptSMRT
Turk Sanderson wrote:
Thu Jan 14, 2021 12:14 pm
CaptSMRT wrote:
Thu Jan 14, 2021 7:13 am
Have you ever heard the phrase..."that guy forgot more about something that you'll ever know" Which really means....that I know everything that guy forgot. It sounds a lot different when you say....you know everything that guy has let slip out of his memory. How is that a compliment in the first place....Hey....this guy has forgotten more than you will ever know..."This guy has a real bad memory"!
I remember more than he ever forgot!
He will never remember!!!

Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

Posted: Fri Jan 15, 2021 12:36 pm
by CaptSMRT
If you catch the Rock he will grant you three wishes, but it takes four wishes to keep him from kicking your ass.

Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

Posted: Fri Jan 15, 2021 6:49 pm
by JMC-STL
CaptSMRT wrote:
Fri Jan 15, 2021 12:36 pm
If you catch the Rock he will grant you three wishes, but it takes four wishes to keep him from kicking your ass.
"Know your wishes, Jabrone!"

Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

Posted: Sun Jan 17, 2021 12:37 pm
by Turk Sanderson
I bought a lamp at a yard sale. I rubbed it hoping for Barbara Eden to come out, but instead I got George Carlin. He said "I guess you want 3 wishes, huh?" I said "Sure" .... He said "Fuck You, Fuck You, and Fuck You.... You baby boomers are all alike... always wanting something for nothing" Then he grabbed my beer and went back into the lamp.

Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

Posted: Sun Jan 17, 2021 9:37 pm
by CaptSMRT
Turk Sanderson wrote:
Sun Jan 17, 2021 12:37 pm
I bought a lamp at a yard sale. I rubbed it hoping for Barbara Eden to come out, but instead I got George Carlin. He said "I guess you want 3 wishes, huh?" I said "Sure" .... He said "Fuck You, Fuck You, and Fuck You.... You baby boomers are all alike... always wanting something for nothing" Then he grabbed my beer and went back into the lamp.
Who stole your nude pictures of Ernest Borgnine!!!

Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

Posted: Sun Jan 17, 2021 9:43 pm
by Turk Sanderson
CaptSMRT wrote:
Sun Jan 17, 2021 9:37 pm
Turk Sanderson wrote:
Sun Jan 17, 2021 12:37 pm
I bought a lamp at a yard sale. I rubbed it hoping for Barbara Eden to come out, but instead I got George Carlin. He said "I guess you want 3 wishes, huh?" I said "Sure" .... He said "Fuck You, Fuck You, and Fuck You.... You baby boomers are all alike... always wanting something for nothing" Then he grabbed my beer and went back into the lamp.
Who stole your nude pictures of Ernest Borgnine!!!
Roger Stone

Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

Posted: Mon Jan 18, 2021 6:22 pm
by CaptSMRT
Being PC in the modern world isnt easy? What is the personal pronoun for a North Korean botnet trying to steal the election? Does an insurrection have a gender? Would you let gays fight in the new civil war?

Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

Posted: Mon Jan 18, 2021 10:01 pm
by Turk Sanderson
CaptSMRT wrote:
Mon Jan 18, 2021 6:22 pm
Being PC in the modern world isnt easy? What is the personal pronoun for a North Korean botnet trying to steal the election? Does an insurrection have a gender? Would you let gays fight in the new civil war?
수탉 빨판 ....no....yes

Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

Posted: Tue Jan 19, 2021 4:02 am
by JMC-STL
Turk Sanderson wrote:
Mon Jan 18, 2021 10:01 pm
CaptSMRT wrote:
Mon Jan 18, 2021 6:22 pm
Being PC in the modern world isnt easy? What is the personal pronoun for a North Korean botnet trying to steal the election? Does an insurrection have a gender? Would you let gays fight in the new civil war?
수탉 빨판 ....no....yes
That's an IMPERSONAL pronoun. Unless he takes you to dinner & the theater first.

Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

Posted: Tue Jan 19, 2021 6:00 am
by JMC-STL
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Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

Posted: Fri Jan 22, 2021 8:27 am
by CaptSMRT
Is it ironic that the same woman who told me you can use crystals as a form of birth control refuses to accept them as payment for child support.

Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

Posted: Fri Jan 22, 2021 9:29 am
by CaptSMRT
Kids still have guns. Kids are dumb. No school shootings in the last year...clearly...school is the problem.

Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

Posted: Fri Jan 22, 2021 9:57 am
by JMC-STL
CaptSMRT wrote:
Fri Jan 22, 2021 8:27 am
Is it ironic that the same woman who told me you can use crystals as a form of birth control refuses to accept them as payment for child support.
Pandemic times are hard. All the baby mamas are switching to Bitcoin.

Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

Posted: Fri Jan 22, 2021 10:08 am
by CaptSMRT
JMC-STL wrote:
Fri Jan 22, 2021 9:57 am
CaptSMRT wrote:
Fri Jan 22, 2021 8:27 am
Is it ironic that the same woman who told me you can use crystals as a form of birth control refuses to accept them as payment for child support.
Pandemic times are hard. All the baby mamas are switching to Bitcoin.
If your child support is in Bitcoins your payments could be anywhere from $0- $40k

Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

Posted: Fri Jan 22, 2021 10:19 am
by JMC-STL
CaptSMRT wrote:
Fri Jan 22, 2021 10:08 am
JMC-STL wrote:
Fri Jan 22, 2021 9:57 am
CaptSMRT wrote:
Fri Jan 22, 2021 8:27 am
Is it ironic that the same woman who told me you can use crystals as a form of birth control refuses to accept them as payment for child support.
Pandemic times are hard. All the baby mamas are switching to Bitcoin.
If your child support is in Bitcoins your payments could be anywhere from $0- $40k
Baby mamas are natural-born gamblers.

Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

Posted: Fri Jan 22, 2021 10:33 am
by CaptSMRT
JMC-STL wrote:
Fri Jan 22, 2021 10:19 am
CaptSMRT wrote:
Fri Jan 22, 2021 10:08 am
JMC-STL wrote:
Fri Jan 22, 2021 9:57 am

Pandemic times are hard. All the baby mamas are switching to Bitcoin.
If your child support is in Bitcoins your payments could be anywhere from $0- $40k
Baby mamas are natural-born gamblers.
Babies are the original crypto currency.

Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

Posted: Fri Jan 22, 2021 10:55 am
by JMC-STL
CaptSMRT wrote:
Fri Jan 22, 2021 10:33 am
Babies are the original crypto currency.
I thought the bones of dead pharaohs were.

Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

Posted: Fri Jan 22, 2021 1:10 pm
by CaptSMRT
JMC-STL wrote:
Fri Jan 22, 2021 10:55 am
CaptSMRT wrote:
Fri Jan 22, 2021 10:33 am
Babies are the original crypto currency.
I thought the bones of dead pharaohs were.
Stop drinking all of that 5G

Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

Posted: Fri Jan 22, 2021 1:21 pm
by JMC-STL
CaptSMRT wrote:
Fri Jan 22, 2021 1:10 pm
JMC-STL wrote:
Fri Jan 22, 2021 10:55 am
CaptSMRT wrote:
Fri Jan 22, 2021 10:33 am
Babies are the original crypto currency.
I thought the bones of dead pharaohs were.
Stop drinking all of that 5G
My nutritionist has me on 3G. Tastes great, less filling.