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CaptSMRT wrote: Thu Jan 14, 2021 7:13 am Have you ever heard the phrase..."that guy forgot more about something that you'll ever know" Which really means....that I know everything that guy forgot. It sounds a lot different when you say....you know everything that guy has let slip out of his memory. How is that a compliment in the first place....Hey....this guy has forgotten more than you will ever know..."This guy has a real bad memory"!

Turk Sanderson wrote: Thu Jan 14, 2021 12:14 pm

CaptSMRT wrote: Thu Jan 14, 2021 7:13 am Have you ever heard the phrase..."that guy forgot more about something that you'll ever know" Which really means....that I know everything that guy forgot. It sounds a lot different when you say....you know everything that guy has let slip out of his memory. How is that a compliment in the first place....Hey....this guy has forgotten more than you will ever know..."This guy has a real bad memory"!

I remember more than he ever forgot!

CaptSMRT wrote: Fri Jan 15, 2021 12:36 pmIf you catch the Rock he will grant you three wishes, but it takes four wishes to keep him from kicking your ass.

Turk Sanderson wrote: Sun Jan 17, 2021 12:37 pm I bought a lamp at a yard sale. I rubbed it hoping for Barbara Eden to come out, but instead I got George Carlin. He said "I guess you want 3 wishes, huh?" I said "Sure" .... He said "Fuck You, Fuck You, and Fuck You.... You baby boomers are all alike... always wanting something for nothing" Then he grabbed my beer and went back into the lamp.

CaptSMRT wrote: Sun Jan 17, 2021 9:37 pm

Turk Sanderson wrote: Sun Jan 17, 2021 12:37 pm I bought a lamp at a yard sale. I rubbed it hoping for Barbara Eden to come out, but instead I got George Carlin. He said "I guess you want 3 wishes, huh?" I said "Sure" .... He said "Fuck You, Fuck You, and Fuck You.... You baby boomers are all alike... always wanting something for nothing" Then he grabbed my beer and went back into the lamp.

Who stole your nude pictures of Ernest Borgnine!!!

CaptSMRT wrote: Mon Jan 18, 2021 6:22 pm Being PC in the modern world isnt easy? What is the personal pronoun for a North Korean botnet trying to steal the election? Does an insurrection have a gender? Would you let gays fight in the new civil war?

Turk Sanderson wrote: Mon Jan 18, 2021 10:01 pm

CaptSMRT wrote: Mon Jan 18, 2021 6:22 pmBeing PC in the modern world isnt easy? What is the personal pronoun for a North Korean botnet trying to steal the election? Does an insurrection have a gender? Would you let gays fight in the new civil war?

수탉 빨판 ....no....yes

CaptSMRT wrote: Fri Jan 22, 2021 8:27 amIs it ironic that the same woman who told me you can use crystals as a form of birth control refuses to accept them as payment for child support.

JMC-STL wrote: Fri Jan 22, 2021 9:57 am

CaptSMRT wrote: Fri Jan 22, 2021 8:27 amIs it ironic that the same woman who told me you can use crystals as a form of birth control refuses to accept them as payment for child support.

Pandemic times are hard. All the baby mamas are switching to Bitcoin.

CaptSMRT wrote: Fri Jan 22, 2021 10:08 am

JMC-STL wrote: Fri Jan 22, 2021 9:57 am

CaptSMRT wrote: Fri Jan 22, 2021 8:27 amIs it ironic that the same woman who told me you can use crystals as a form of birth control refuses to accept them as payment for child support.

Pandemic times are hard. All the baby mamas are switching to Bitcoin.

If your child support is in Bitcoins your payments could be anywhere from $0- $40k

JMC-STL wrote: Fri Jan 22, 2021 10:19 am

CaptSMRT wrote: Fri Jan 22, 2021 10:08 am

JMC-STL wrote: Fri Jan 22, 2021 9:57 am
Pandemic times are hard. All the baby mamas are switching to Bitcoin.

If your child support is in Bitcoins your payments could be anywhere from $0- $40k

Baby mamas are natural-born gamblers.

CaptSMRT wrote: Fri Jan 22, 2021 10:33 amBabies are the original crypto currency.

JMC-STL wrote: Fri Jan 22, 2021 10:55 am

CaptSMRT wrote: Fri Jan 22, 2021 10:33 amBabies are the original crypto currency.

I thought the bones of dead pharaohs were.

CaptSMRT wrote: Fri Jan 22, 2021 1:10 pm

JMC-STL wrote: Fri Jan 22, 2021 10:55 am

CaptSMRT wrote: Fri Jan 22, 2021 10:33 amBabies are the original crypto currency.

I thought the bones of dead pharaohs were.

Stop drinking all of that 5G

CaptSMRT wrote: Tue Jan 26, 2021 4:42 pm You know you took some wrong turns in life when you see a homeless person sleeping on the sidewalk with the exact same blanket you have.