Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

#5402
Have you ever heard the phrase..."that guy forgot more about something that you'll ever know" Which really means....that I know everything that guy forgot. It sounds a lot different when you say....you know everything that guy has let slip out of his memory. How is that a compliment in the first place....Hey....this guy has forgotten more than you will ever know..."This guy has a real bad memory"!

Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

#5403
CaptSMRT wrote:
Thu Jan 14, 2021 7:13 am
Have you ever heard the phrase..."that guy forgot more about something that you'll ever know" Which really means....that I know everything that guy forgot. It sounds a lot different when you say....you know everything that guy has let slip out of his memory. How is that a compliment in the first place....Hey....this guy has forgotten more than you will ever know..."This guy has a real bad memory"!
I remember more than he ever forgot!

Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

#5404
Turk Sanderson wrote:
Thu Jan 14, 2021 12:14 pm
CaptSMRT wrote:
Thu Jan 14, 2021 7:13 am
Have you ever heard the phrase..."that guy forgot more about something that you'll ever know" Which really means....that I know everything that guy forgot. It sounds a lot different when you say....you know everything that guy has let slip out of his memory. How is that a compliment in the first place....Hey....this guy has forgotten more than you will ever know..."This guy has a real bad memory"!
I remember more than he ever forgot!
He will never remember!!!

Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

#5407
I bought a lamp at a yard sale. I rubbed it hoping for Barbara Eden to come out, but instead I got George Carlin. He said "I guess you want 3 wishes, huh?" I said "Sure" .... He said "Fuck You, Fuck You, and Fuck You.... You baby boomers are all alike... always wanting something for nothing" Then he grabbed my beer and went back into the lamp.

Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

#5408
Turk Sanderson wrote:
Sun Jan 17, 2021 12:37 pm
I bought a lamp at a yard sale. I rubbed it hoping for Barbara Eden to come out, but instead I got George Carlin. He said "I guess you want 3 wishes, huh?" I said "Sure" .... He said "Fuck You, Fuck You, and Fuck You.... You baby boomers are all alike... always wanting something for nothing" Then he grabbed my beer and went back into the lamp.
Who stole your nude pictures of Ernest Borgnine!!!

Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

#5409
CaptSMRT wrote:
Sun Jan 17, 2021 9:37 pm
Turk Sanderson wrote:
Sun Jan 17, 2021 12:37 pm
I bought a lamp at a yard sale. I rubbed it hoping for Barbara Eden to come out, but instead I got George Carlin. He said "I guess you want 3 wishes, huh?" I said "Sure" .... He said "Fuck You, Fuck You, and Fuck You.... You baby boomers are all alike... always wanting something for nothing" Then he grabbed my beer and went back into the lamp.
Who stole your nude pictures of Ernest Borgnine!!!
Roger Stone

Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

#5418
CaptSMRT wrote:
Fri Jan 22, 2021 10:08 am
JMC-STL wrote:
Fri Jan 22, 2021 9:57 am
CaptSMRT wrote:
Fri Jan 22, 2021 8:27 am
Is it ironic that the same woman who told me you can use crystals as a form of birth control refuses to accept them as payment for child support.
Pandemic times are hard. All the baby mamas are switching to Bitcoin.
If your child support is in Bitcoins your payments could be anywhere from $0- $40k
Baby mamas are natural-born gamblers.
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