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Turk Sanderson wrote: Mon Dec 14, 2020 4:11 pm

CaptSMRT wrote: Mon Dec 14, 2020 6:27 am How do the Muppets pay their bills?

I love that movie.

I was at a bar last night...and there was a Dr there having pizza....his name is Mok Tar, he is from Africa. He offered me a piece of pizza and i took it to not be rude....then he told me he was from another planet....did I mention he is a Dr

I also make soup.

CaptSMRT wrote: Wed Dec 16, 2020 11:41 amI also make soup.

Is that a before or after picture?

JMC-STL wrote: Thu Dec 17, 2020 3:47 am

CaptSMRT wrote: Wed Dec 16, 2020 11:41 amI also make soup.

Is that a before or after picture?

It sold out in less than two days.

@Cap'n: Your Christmas gift is on back-order ...

JMC-STL wrote: Sat Dec 19, 2020 12:33 pm @Cap'n: Your Christmas gift is on back-order ...


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I am one with the Universe. Nothing matters.

CaptSMRT wrote: Sat Dec 19, 2020 7:42 pm

JMC-STL wrote: Sat Dec 19, 2020 12:33 pm@Cap'n: Your Christmas gift is on back-order ...

I am one with the Universe. Nothing matters.

That must've been some Almighty powerful soup. The Reverend Larry Rice will be contacting you soon to open up a shelter.

JMC-STL wrote: Sun Dec 20, 2020 6:13 am

CaptSMRT wrote: Sat Dec 19, 2020 7:42 pm

JMC-STL wrote: Sat Dec 19, 2020 12:33 pm@Cap'n: Your Christmas gift is on back-order ...

I am one with the Universe. Nothing matters.

That must've been some Almighty powerful soup. The Reverend Larry Rice will be contacting you soon to open up a shelter.

Mok Tar the Muslim Dr who drinks beer told me he was not from Earth and veganism is bad for your health.

CaptSMRT wrote: Sun Dec 20, 2020 8:55 pm

JMC-STL wrote: Sun Dec 20, 2020 6:13 am

CaptSMRT wrote: Sat Dec 19, 2020 7:42 pm
I am one with the Universe. Nothing matters.

That must've been some Almighty powerful soup. The Reverend Larry Rice will be contacting you soon to open up a shelter.

Mok Tar the Muslim Dr who drinks beer told me he was not from Earth and veganism is bad for your health.

On Planet Kepler-1649c , Brussels Sprouts are Gods.

Turk Sanderson wrote: Sun Dec 20, 2020 9:07 pm

CaptSMRT wrote: Sun Dec 20, 2020 8:55 pmMok Tar the Muslim Dr who drinks beer told me he was not from Earth and veganism is bad for your health.

On Planet Kepler-1649c , Brussels Sprouts are Gods.

Sauteed, or roasted?

JMC-STL wrote: Sun Dec 20, 2020 9:37 pm

Turk Sanderson wrote: Sun Dec 20, 2020 9:07 pm

CaptSMRT wrote: Sun Dec 20, 2020 8:55 pmMok Tar the Muslim Dr who drinks beer told me he was not from Earth and veganism is bad for your health.

On Planet Kepler-1649c , Brussels Sprouts are Gods.

Sauteed, or roasted?

That kind of talk will turn you into worm food on Kepler-1649c.

Turk Sanderson wrote: Sun Dec 20, 2020 10:20 pm

JMC-STL wrote: Sun Dec 20, 2020 9:37 pm

Turk Sanderson wrote: Sun Dec 20, 2020 9:07 pmOn Planet Kepler-1649c , Brussels Sprouts are Gods.

Sauteed, or roasted?

That kind of talk will turn you into worm food on Kepler-1649c.

Tapeworm or hookworm? Asking for a helminthologist friend.

JMC-STL wrote: Mon Dec 21, 2020 3:56 am

Turk Sanderson wrote: Sun Dec 20, 2020 10:20 pm

JMC-STL wrote: Sun Dec 20, 2020 9:37 pm
Sauteed, or roasted?

That kind of talk will turn you into worm food on Kepler-1649c.

Tapeworm or hookworm? Asking for a helminthologist friend.

Lumbricus

Turk Sanderson wrote: Mon Dec 21, 2020 9:26 am

JMC-STL wrote: Mon Dec 21, 2020 3:56 am

Turk Sanderson wrote: Sun Dec 20, 2020 10:20 pmThat kind of talk will turn you into worm food on Kepler-1649c.

Tapeworm or hookworm? Asking for a helminthologist friend.

Lumbricus

Lumbricus kepleria, to you. Do not take the Name of The Worm thy God in vain.

JMC-STL wrote: Mon Dec 21, 2020 11:55 am

Turk Sanderson wrote: Mon Dec 21, 2020 9:26 am

JMC-STL wrote: Mon Dec 21, 2020 3:56 am
Tapeworm or hookworm? Asking for a helminthologist friend.

Lumbricus

Lumbricus kepleria, to you. Do not take the Name of The Worm thy God in vain.

I guess that you missed the part about Brussels Sprouts being God... worms are just a support system.

Turk Sanderson wrote: Mon Dec 21, 2020 2:12 pm

JMC-STL wrote: Mon Dec 21, 2020 11:55 am

Turk Sanderson wrote: Mon Dec 21, 2020 9:26 amLumbricus

Lumbricus kepleria, to you. Do not take the Name of The Worm thy God in vain.

I guess that you missed the part about Brussels Sprouts being God... worms are just a support system.

Children of a Lesser Sprout.

JMC-STL wrote: Mon Dec 21, 2020 3:34 pm

Turk Sanderson wrote: Mon Dec 21, 2020 2:12 pm

JMC-STL wrote: Mon Dec 21, 2020 11:55 am
Lumbricus kepleria, to you. Do not take the Name of The Worm thy God in vain.

I guess that you missed the part about Brussels Sprouts being God... worms are just a support system.

Children of a Lesser Sprout.

I love sprouts!!!

CaptSMRT wrote: Mon Dec 21, 2020 6:28 pm

JMC-STL wrote: Mon Dec 21, 2020 3:34 pm

Turk Sanderson wrote: Mon Dec 21, 2020 2:12 pmI guess that you missed the part about Brussels Sprouts being God... worms are just a support system.

Children of a Lesser Sprout.

I love sprouts!!!

Careful, charges could be brought ...

Have you ever wondered if The Little Green Sprout was a gay Keebler Elf who was shunned by Ernie Elf?

JMC-STL wrote: Tue Dec 22, 2020 9:37 am Have you ever wondered if The Little Green Sprout was a gay Keebler Elf who was shunned by Ernie Elf?

No

Turk Sanderson wrote: Tue Dec 22, 2020 12:32 pm

JMC-STL wrote: Tue Dec 22, 2020 9:37 amHave you ever wondered if The Little Green Sprout was a gay Keebler Elf who was shunned by Ernie Elf?

No

Guess it's just me, then.

Chic fil A is the only fast food restaurant that lives up to the title...the only drive through line that you can get through without having to set your clock forward an hour. People like to complain about their politics. I don't care if that chicken sold heroin to a baby...if they can get me my sandwich in under ten minutes.

Rebuttal: Jimmy John's drive-thru is Freaky Fast, beyond their marketing slogan.

JMC-STL wrote: Thu Dec 24, 2020 3:43 pm Rebuttal: Jimmy John's drive-thru is Freaky Fast, beyond their marketing slogan.

Jimmy John's...less than mediocre quality. Chic fil A is perfectly mediocre...and clean. Jimmy John is the name of that uncle who spent time in jail for flashing a school bus. Chic fil A is a chicken so sophisticated it supports controversial organizations.