I'll simply avoid detection by their sensor systems, and in 40 years the entire race will die out due to high blood pressure from all that salt. You'll once again be a hero. Lucky bastard.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
Posted: Tue Dec 08, 2020 11:15 pm
by CaptSMRT
JMC-STL wrote: Tue Dec 08, 2020 7:34 pm
I'll simply avoid detection by their sensor systems, and in 40 years the entire race will die out due to high blood pressure from all that salt. You'll once again be a hero. Lucky bastard.
Come on....all jokes aside....the UFO....or Unknown Aerial Phenomena reports and pics from the Navy are very compelling.
JMC-STL wrote: Tue Dec 08, 2020 7:34 pmI'll simply avoid detection by their sensor systems, and in 40 years the entire race will die out due to high blood pressure from all that salt. You'll once again be a hero. Lucky bastard.
Come on....all jokes aside....the UFO....or Unknown Aerial Phenomena reports and pics from the Navy are very compelling.
Nothing compelling - nor humorous - about a report (be it governmentally official or sensationalized by a private media peddler) that refers to an object as "Cube-Shaped" when the presumably associated aerial image show nothing near a cube. Bring me a credible body of evidence, and we can discuss ad nauseam. Failing that (too often), Popular Mechanics should have stuck to their original motto: “Written so you can understand it."
JMC-STL wrote: Tue Dec 08, 2020 7:34 pmI'll simply avoid detection by their sensor systems, and in 40 years the entire race will die out due to high blood pressure from all that salt. You'll once again be a hero. Lucky bastard.
Come on....all jokes aside....the UFO....or Unknown Aerial Phenomena reports and pics from the Navy are very compelling.
Nothing compelling - nor humorous - about a report (be it governmentally official or sensationalized by a private media peddler) that refers to an object as "Cube-Shaped" when the presumably associated aerial image show nothing near a cube. Bring me a credible body of evidence, and we can discuss ad nauseam. Failing that (too often), Popular Mechanics should have stuck to their original motto: “Written so you can understand it."
The cube shape was the pilots description. I am willing to take the word about an aerial object from an F-18 pilot, being able to identify what you see at mach 2 could mean life or death, this was no weather balloon. Whether or not the object is from Alpha Centauri or Earth is up for debate.
CaptSMRT wrote: Tue Dec 08, 2020 11:15 pmCome on....all jokes aside....the UFO....or Unknown Aerial Phenomena reports and pics from the Navy are very compelling.
Nothing compelling - nor humorous - about a report (be it governmentally official or sensationalized by a private media peddler) that refers to an object as "Cube-Shaped" when the presumably associated aerial image show nothing near a cube. Bring me a credible body of evidence, and we can discuss ad nauseam. Failing that (too often), Popular Mechanics should have stuck to their original motto: “Written so you can understand it."
The cube shape was the pilots description. I am willing to take the word about an aerial object from an F-18 pilot, being able to identify what you see at mach 2 could mean life or death, this was no weather balloon. Whether or not the object is from Alpha Centauri or Earth is up for debate.
So maybe it was aliens, trying to steal our COVID vaccines? Or maybe looking for the warehouse holding all the leftover "Make America Great Again" ball caps? One being's trash is another being's treasure.
JMC-STL wrote: Wed Dec 09, 2020 11:26 am
Nothing compelling - nor humorous - about a report (be it governmentally official or sensationalized by a private media peddler) that refers to an object as "Cube-Shaped" when the presumably associated aerial image show nothing near a cube. Bring me a credible body of evidence, and we can discuss ad nauseam. Failing that (too often), Popular Mechanics should have stuck to their original motto: “Written so you can understand it."
The cube shape was the pilots description. I am willing to take the word about an aerial object from an F-18 pilot, being able to identify what you see at mach 2 could mean life or death, this was no weather balloon. Whether or not the object is from Alpha Centauri or Earth is up for debate.
So maybe it was aliens, trying to steal our COVID vaccines? Or maybe looking for the warehouse holding all the leftover "Make America Great Again" ball caps? One being's trash is another being's treasure.
I would think whatever it is probably originates on Earth, which is more likely than some place 100 light years away. Could be a Chinese drone,..or a Russian drone or a Chinese/Russian drone.
CaptSMRT wrote: Wed Dec 09, 2020 11:40 amThe cube shape was the pilots description. I am willing to take the word about an aerial object from an F-18 pilot, being able to identify what you see at mach 2 could mean life or death, this was no weather balloon. Whether or not the object is from Alpha Centauri or Earth is up for debate.
So maybe it was aliens, trying to steal our COVID vaccines? Or maybe looking for the warehouse holding all the leftover "Make America Great Again" ball caps? One being's trash is another being's treasure.
I would think whatever it is probably originates on Earth, which is more likely than some place 100 light years away. Could be a Chinese drone,..or a Russian drone or a Chinese/Russian drone.
OR ... an experimental air vehicle developed by one of 3 or 4 other countries with advanced technology capabilities, INCLUDING the U.S. who has government-sponsored organizations & programs that are not need-to-know for our DoD. OR ... a very large mylar balloon that got away from an M.I.T. aeronautics fraternity party.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
Posted: Wed Dec 09, 2020 7:20 pm
by Turk Sanderson
Just imagine yourself... sitting at your kitchen table in Wandsworth,... garring down a carton of eels.... you look outside and .....
JMC-STL wrote: Wed Dec 09, 2020 12:03 pm
So maybe it was aliens, trying to steal our COVID vaccines? Or maybe looking for the warehouse holding all the leftover "Make America Great Again" ball caps? One being's trash is another being's treasure.
I would think whatever it is probably originates on Earth, which is more likely than some place 100 light years away. Could be a Chinese drone,..or a Russian drone or a Chinese/Russian drone.
OR ... an experimental air vehicle developed by one of 3 or 4 other countries with advanced technology capabilities, INCLUDING the U.S. who has government-sponsored organizations & programs that are not need-to-know for our DoD. OR ... a very large mylar balloon that got away from an M.I.T. aeronautics fraternity party.
No way did those aviators mistake a weather balloon for a space cube.
CaptSMRT wrote: Wed Dec 09, 2020 4:00 pmI would think whatever it is probably originates on Earth, which is more likely than some place 100 light years away. Could be a Chinese drone,..or a Russian drone or a Chinese/Russian drone.
OR ... an experimental air vehicle developed by one of 3 or 4 other countries with advanced technology capabilities, INCLUDING the U.S. who has government-sponsored organizations & programs that are not need-to-know for our DoD. OR ... a very large mylar balloon that got away from an M.I.T. aeronautics fraternity party.
No way did those aviators mistake a weather balloon for a space cube.
Now it's YOUR turn to put all jokes aside. The mind plays tricks on even highly trained observers. Especially millennials traveling at high speeds & snapping photos with their cellphones.
JMC-STL wrote: Wed Dec 09, 2020 6:36 pm
OR ... an experimental air vehicle developed by one of 3 or 4 other countries with advanced technology capabilities, INCLUDING the U.S. who has government-sponsored organizations & programs that are not need-to-know for our DoD. OR ... a very large mylar balloon that got away from an M.I.T. aeronautics fraternity party.
No way did those aviators mistake a weather balloon for a space cube.
Now it's YOUR turn to put all jokes aside. The mind plays tricks on even highly trained observers. Especially millennials traveling at high speeds & snapping photos with their cellphones.
CaptSMRT wrote: Wed Dec 09, 2020 7:45 pmNo way did those aviators mistake a weather balloon for a space cube.
Now it's YOUR turn to put all jokes aside. The mind plays tricks on even highly trained observers. Especially millennials traveling at high speeds & snapping photos with their cellphones.
You are slandering our great country!!!
DEFUND MILLENNIALS!
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
Posted: Sat Dec 12, 2020 12:56 pm
by CaptSMRT
Weird Al pulls up in a van and asks if you need a ride...you get in....there is a 50/50 chance you live...which makes him a living paradox, which also makes a lot of sense.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
Posted: Sat Dec 12, 2020 4:12 pm
by JMC-STL
CaptSMRT wrote: Sat Dec 12, 2020 12:56 pmWeird Al pulls up in a van and asks if you need a ride...you get in....there is a 50/50 chance you live...which makes him a living paradox, which also makes a lot of sense.
CaptSMRT wrote: Sat Dec 12, 2020 12:56 pmWeird Al pulls up in a van and asks if you need a ride...you get in....there is a 50/50 chance you live...which makes him a living paradox, which also makes a lot of sense.
Wow, now THAT was deep. Did you rent a backhoe?
There is a tinge of evil behind someone always trying to undo the work of others. If Weird Al was in your house right now it would be scary, but also...its the guy who wrote Eat It.
CaptSMRT wrote: Sat Dec 12, 2020 12:56 pmWeird Al pulls up in a van and asks if you need a ride...you get in....there is a 50/50 chance you live...which makes him a living paradox, which also makes a lot of sense.
Wow, now THAT was deep. Did you rent a backhoe?
There is a tinge of evil behind someone always trying to undo the work of others. If Weird Al was in your house right now it would be scary, but also...its the guy who wrote Eat It.
I prefer Bedrock Anthem & Amish Paradise.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
Posted: Sat Dec 12, 2020 8:39 pm
by CaptSMRT
Where is Waldo is nothing but Big Johnson with ED.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
Posted: Sun Dec 13, 2020 8:34 am
by T.C.
Nature Trail To Hell (In 3-D) is a masterpiece.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
Posted: Sun Dec 13, 2020 3:27 pm
by CaptSMRT
T.C. wrote: Sun Dec 13, 2020 8:34 am
Nature Trail To Hell (In 3-D) is a masterpiece.
The allure of fame is the Devil's Draw Four Uno card.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
Posted: Mon Dec 14, 2020 6:27 am
by CaptSMRT
How do the Muppets pay their bills?
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
Posted: Mon Dec 14, 2020 3:23 pm
by JMC-STL
CaptSMRT wrote: Mon Dec 14, 2020 6:27 amHow do the Muppets pay their bills?
Is the answer "Jesus"? If not, I'll go with "Venmo."
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
Posted: Mon Dec 14, 2020 4:11 pm
by Turk Sanderson
CaptSMRT wrote: Mon Dec 14, 2020 6:27 am
How do the Muppets pay their bills?
