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Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

Posted: Sun Sep 06, 2020 9:40 pm
by Turk Sanderson
CaptSMRT wrote: Sun Sep 06, 2020 9:21 pm
Turk Sanderson wrote: Sun Sep 06, 2020 9:00 pm
CaptSMRT wrote: Sun Sep 06, 2020 8:43 pm
Hard to imagine a more dangerous profession than being a rapper.... there's like three or four of them killed per week...and nobody gets upset... it's just to be expected, i guess. It's like a dude walks into a bar, and the bartender says:
"Hey, Mike.... I saw that you brother C.C. Stinky Jock got shot this morning."
Mike:
"Yeah... Gimme a Colt and a shot of Sweet Lucy."
C.C. Stinky Jock releases six posthumous albums.
C.C. was the man!

Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

Posted: Tue Sep 08, 2020 7:08 am
by CaptSMRT
The future has always been envisioned like Star Trek...perfect and clean. Turns out it is people eating cats to survive the civil war. Instead of warp speed we have invented ten different kinds of tear gas, the war with the Klingons has been replaced by the Proud Boys, instead of making first contact with the Vulcans we go through their old tweets and get them fired.

Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

Posted: Tue Sep 08, 2020 9:13 am
by Turk Sanderson
CaptSMRT wrote: Tue Sep 08, 2020 7:08 am The future has always been envisioned like Star Trek...perfect and clean. Turns out it is people eating cats to survive the civil war. Instead of warp speed we have invented ten different kinds of tear gas, the war with the Klingons has been replaced by the Proud Boys, instead of making first contact with the Vulcans we go through their old tweets and get them fired.
Warp Speed is the program to find the cure for the invisible killer COVID-19... which does sound like something from Star Trek... Warp Speed is not to be confused with Warped Mind who is an orange skinned alien who’s trying to brainwash earthlings and take over the planet.

Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

Posted: Thu Sep 10, 2020 6:44 am
by CaptSMRT
Turk Sanderson wrote: Tue Sep 08, 2020 9:13 am
CaptSMRT wrote: Tue Sep 08, 2020 7:08 am The future has always been envisioned like Star Trek...perfect and clean. Turns out it is people eating cats to survive the civil war. Instead of warp speed we have invented ten different kinds of tear gas, the war with the Klingons has been replaced by the Proud Boys, instead of making first contact with the Vulcans we go through their old tweets and get them fired.
Warp Speed is the program to find the cure for the invisible killer COVID-19... which does sound like something from Star Trek... Warp Speed is not to be confused with Warped Mind who is an orange skinned alien who’s trying to brainwash earthlings and take over the planet.
Instead of utopia we get Donald Trump Jr

Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

Posted: Thu Sep 10, 2020 2:53 pm
by Turk Sanderson
CaptSMRT wrote: Thu Sep 10, 2020 6:44 am
Turk Sanderson wrote: Tue Sep 08, 2020 9:13 am
CaptSMRT wrote: Tue Sep 08, 2020 7:08 am The future has always been envisioned like Star Trek...perfect and clean. Turns out it is people eating cats to survive the civil war. Instead of warp speed we have invented ten different kinds of tear gas, the war with the Klingons has been replaced by the Proud Boys, instead of making first contact with the Vulcans we go through their old tweets and get them fired.
Warp Speed is the program to find the cure for the invisible killer COVID-19... which does sound like something from Star Trek... Warp Speed is not to be confused with Warped Mind who is an orange skinned alien who’s trying to brainwash earthlings and take over the planet.
Instead of utopia we get Donald Trump Jr
...but Hillary's e-mails!

Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

Posted: Sat Sep 12, 2020 10:29 am
by CaptSMRT
My father in law told me he has cancer. I asked him where it was and he pointed to his throat, and said HPV...then he reached up top for a high five.

Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

Posted: Mon Sep 14, 2020 6:48 am
by CaptSMRT
I couldn't leave him hanging...he has cancer!!!

Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

Posted: Mon Sep 14, 2020 12:28 pm
by JMC-STL
Steven Wright would've killed with that punchline...without the exclamation points.

Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

Posted: Mon Sep 14, 2020 1:29 pm
by CaptSMRT
JMC-STL wrote: Mon Sep 14, 2020 12:28 pm Steven Wright would've killed with that punchline...without the exclamation points.
I tried delivering things really flat...and it turns out people like my energy.

Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

Posted: Mon Sep 14, 2020 7:30 pm
by JMC-STL
CaptSMRT wrote: Mon Sep 14, 2020 1:29 pm
JMC-STL wrote: Mon Sep 14, 2020 12:28 pmSteven Wright would've killed with that punchline...without the exclamation points.
I tried delivering things really flat...and it turns out people like my energy.
Don't change a hair for me.

Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

Posted: Mon Sep 14, 2020 7:54 pm
by CaptSMRT
I look like my two favorite food groups are grandma hookers, and pills.

Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

Posted: Tue Sep 15, 2020 7:11 am
by CaptSMRT
It's a good thing Disco is dead. America couldn't handle COVI-19 and Night Fever.

Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

Posted: Tue Sep 15, 2020 10:34 am
by Turk Sanderson
CaptSMRT wrote: Tue Sep 15, 2020 7:11 am It's a good thing Disco is dead. America couldn't handle COVI-19 and Night Fever.
Disco isn't dead... it's changed it's name to QAnon

Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

Posted: Tue Sep 15, 2020 12:01 pm
by JMC-STL
Turk Sanderson wrote: Tue Sep 15, 2020 10:34 am
CaptSMRT wrote: Tue Sep 15, 2020 7:11 amIt's a good thing Disco is dead. America couldn't handle COVI-19 and Night Fever.
Disco isn't dead... it's changed it's name to QAnon
Your only skin in that game, Rev, is your collection of leisure suits & faux silk shirts with large pointed collars & platform shoes. The clothes make the man of the cloth.

Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

Posted: Tue Sep 15, 2020 12:04 pm
by Turk Sanderson
JMC-STL wrote: Tue Sep 15, 2020 12:01 pm
Turk Sanderson wrote: Tue Sep 15, 2020 10:34 am
CaptSMRT wrote: Tue Sep 15, 2020 7:11 amIt's a good thing Disco is dead. America couldn't handle COVI-19 and Night Fever.
Disco isn't dead... it's changed it's name to QAnon
Your only skin in that game, Rev, is your collection of leisure suits & faux silk shirts with large pointed collars & platform shoes. The clothes make the man of the cloth.
Leisure suits are a good "investment". If things get too bad, you can burn them in the fireplace and keep warm.

Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

Posted: Tue Sep 15, 2020 6:14 pm
by CaptSMRT
I was on a street yesterday, 4553 Davison. I was checking my email after inspecting a tree...it was about 8:30am. A man approaches my car and asks me if Im looking for something. I tell him I'm there checking trees, he says to leave...that I am not safe on this street, he was polite and wearing a mask. Urban algebra tells me that I could easily be dead right now...the less polite dealer would have shot first and ditched my car in the river, this was definitely one of the more eye opening events in my 15 years working here. There is no society. There are no countries. There are only individuals.

Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

Posted: Tue Sep 15, 2020 6:45 pm
by Turk Sanderson
CaptSMRT wrote: Tue Sep 15, 2020 6:14 pm I was on a street yesterday, 4553 Davison. I was checking my email after inspecting a tree...it was about 8:30am. A man approaches my car and asks me if Im looking for something. I tell him I'm there checking trees, he says to leave...that I am not safe on this street, he was polite and wearing a mask. Urban algebra tells me that I could easily be dead right now...the less polite dealer would have shot first and ditched my car in the river, this was definitely one of the more eye opening events in my 15 years working here. There is no society. There are no countries. There are only individuals.
This is clearly a statement on the state of your ride... he wouldn’t be caught dead driving your jalopy down to the river.

Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

Posted: Tue Sep 15, 2020 8:06 pm
by CaptSMRT
Turk Sanderson wrote: Tue Sep 15, 2020 6:45 pm
CaptSMRT wrote: Tue Sep 15, 2020 6:14 pm I was on a street yesterday, 4553 Davison. I was checking my email after inspecting a tree...it was about 8:30am. A man approaches my car and asks me if Im looking for something. I tell him I'm there checking trees, he says to leave...that I am not safe on this street, he was polite and wearing a mask. Urban algebra tells me that I could easily be dead right now...the less polite dealer would have shot first and ditched my car in the river, this was definitely one of the more eye opening events in my 15 years working here. There is no society. There are no countries. There are only individuals.
This is clearly a statement on the state of your ride... he wouldn’t be caught dead driving your jalopy down to the river.
My car is six years old...which is ancient by modern car standards.

Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

Posted: Tue Sep 15, 2020 8:10 pm
by Turk Sanderson
CaptSMRT wrote: Tue Sep 15, 2020 8:06 pm
Turk Sanderson wrote: Tue Sep 15, 2020 6:45 pm
CaptSMRT wrote: Tue Sep 15, 2020 6:14 pm I was on a street yesterday, 4553 Davison. I was checking my email after inspecting a tree...it was about 8:30am. A man approaches my car and asks me if Im looking for something. I tell him I'm there checking trees, he says to leave...that I am not safe on this street, he was polite and wearing a mask. Urban algebra tells me that I could easily be dead right now...the less polite dealer would have shot first and ditched my car in the river, this was definitely one of the more eye opening events in my 15 years working here. There is no society. There are no countries. There are only individuals.
This is clearly a statement on the state of your ride... he wouldn’t be caught dead driving your jalopy down to the river.
My car is six years old...which is ancient by modern car standards.
Probably a high trunk lid... if nobody can see your Detroit Lean, you ain’t shit.

Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

Posted: Wed Sep 16, 2020 6:17 am
by JMC-STL
Turk Sanderson wrote: Tue Sep 15, 2020 12:04 pm
JMC-STL wrote: Tue Sep 15, 2020 12:01 pm
Turk Sanderson wrote: Tue Sep 15, 2020 10:34 amDisco isn't dead... it's changed it's name to QAnon
Your only skin in that game, Rev, is your collection of leisure suits & faux silk shirts with large pointed collars & platform shoes. The clothes make the man of the cloth.
Leisure suits are a good "investment". If things get too bad, you can burn them in the fireplace and keep warm.
Just be sure to take them off first. No need to get overheated before your Heaven's Gate certificate expires.

Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

Posted: Wed Sep 16, 2020 9:56 pm
by Turk Sanderson
If the military had learned to use disco as a weapon, our soldiers would all be home by now.

Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

Posted: Thu Sep 17, 2020 7:13 am
by CaptSMRT
Turk Sanderson wrote: Wed Sep 16, 2020 9:56 pm If the military had learned to use disco as a weapon, our soldiers would all be home by now.
This checks out

Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

Posted: Thu Sep 17, 2020 12:50 pm
by JMC-STL
Turk Sanderson wrote: Wed Sep 16, 2020 9:56 pmIf the military had learned to use disco as a weapon, our soldiers would all be home by now.
But then the Seabees would be the Bee Gees. :?:

Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

Posted: Thu Sep 17, 2020 4:17 pm
by CaptSMRT
JMC-STL wrote: Thu Sep 17, 2020 12:50 pm
Turk Sanderson wrote: Wed Sep 16, 2020 9:56 pmIf the military had learned to use disco as a weapon, our soldiers would all be home by now.
But then the Seabees would be the Bee Gees. :?:
You are on fire!

Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

Posted: Thu Sep 17, 2020 7:28 pm
by JMC-STL
CaptSMRT wrote: Thu Sep 17, 2020 4:17 pm
JMC-STL wrote: Thu Sep 17, 2020 12:50 pm
Turk Sanderson wrote: Wed Sep 16, 2020 9:56 pmIf the military had learned to use disco as a weapon, our soldiers would all be home by now.
But then the Seabees would be the Bee Gees. :?:
You are on fire!
The '70s are in my cultural wheelhouse.