Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

#5126
CaptSMRT wrote:
Thu Aug 27, 2020 7:25 am
JMC-STL wrote:
Thu Aug 27, 2020 6:59 am
CaptSMRT wrote:
Wed Aug 26, 2020 3:57 pm

His name was supposed to be Honey Mustard, which I thought was funnier than a real name...Dave is what I came up with.

Here's to you Mr Hot Sauce Hero...the pleasure of eating isn't enough without making everything taste hotter than the sun.
"Honey Mustard" might actually briefly awaken your audience from their self-centered stupor. "Dave" gets you ... "Bring me another Negroni, sweetheart. And where's your nearest charging station?"
Everybody fucking hates Dave...I think we may have stumbled upon a Universal constant.
"Honey Mustard" sounds like the stage name of an Afro-Asian porn star.

Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

#5129
Turk Sanderson wrote:
Thu Aug 27, 2020 4:21 pm
JMC-STL wrote:
Thu Aug 27, 2020 1:11 pm
Turk Sanderson wrote:
Thu Aug 27, 2020 12:13 pm
"Honey Mustard" sounds like the stage name of an Afro-Asian porn star.
And you gotta problem with that, Miracle Whip?!
Not unless the POTUS is using my tax $$$ to keep her from publishing her tell-all book about their "Coney Island" love affair.
So was it your anger that drew you to the religious life? Or was it the tax-exempt status?

Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

#5130
JMC-STL wrote:
Thu Aug 27, 2020 8:19 pm
Turk Sanderson wrote:
Thu Aug 27, 2020 4:21 pm
JMC-STL wrote:
Thu Aug 27, 2020 1:11 pm

And you gotta problem with that, Miracle Whip?!
Not unless the POTUS is using my tax $$$ to keep her from publishing her tell-all book about their "Coney Island" love affair.
So was it your anger that drew you to the religious life? Or was it the tax-exempt status?
Neither, The Burning Bush sent me to save you heathens.

Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

#5134
Before NETflix...the only way to binge a movie was to see it at the theater. I saw Ferris Bueller's Day Off nine times, that means his one day off was better than my entire life, and it was true. E.T. was the number one grossing movie for the 80's...no movie was binged more, it was the favorite of entertainers and luminaries across the world...Ronald Reagan said he thought it was a true story. Something about that movie has never sat right with me....why did an alien come all the way to Earth without pants?

Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

#5135
CaptSMRT wrote:
Mon Aug 31, 2020 2:37 pm
Before NETflix...the only way to binge a movie was to see it at the theater. I saw Ferris Bueller's Day Off nine times, that means his one day off was better than my entire life, and it was true. E.T. was the number one grossing movie for the 80's...no movie was binged more, it was the favorite of entertainers and luminaries across the world...Ronald Reagan said he thought it was a true story. Something about that movie has never sat right with me....why did an alien come all the way to Earth without pants?
If E.T. had stuck around, he could have made a fortune sticking his glowing finger up peoples' poop-chutes and curing COVID-19. He was an alien that was way ahead of his time.

Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

#5136
Turk Sanderson wrote:
Mon Aug 31, 2020 9:30 pm
CaptSMRT wrote:
Mon Aug 31, 2020 2:37 pm
Before NETflix...the only way to binge a movie was to see it at the theater. I saw Ferris Bueller's Day Off nine times, that means his one day off was better than my entire life, and it was true. E.T. was the number one grossing movie for the 80's...no movie was binged more, it was the favorite of entertainers and luminaries across the world...Ronald Reagan said he thought it was a true story. Something about that movie has never sat right with me....why did an alien come all the way to Earth without pants?
If E.T. had stuck around, he could have made a fortune sticking his glowing finger up peoples' poop-chutes and curing COVID-19. He was an alien that was way ahead of his time.
A talent directly related to his lack of pants, which was (and maybe still is) a cultural norm on Brodo Asogi. E.T. graduated summa cum laude from the Asogian's most prestigious proctological program. It's more than just a hobby on The Green Planet.

Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

#5137
JMC-STL wrote:
Tue Sep 01, 2020 7:34 am
Turk Sanderson wrote:
Mon Aug 31, 2020 9:30 pm
CaptSMRT wrote:
Mon Aug 31, 2020 2:37 pm
Before NETflix...the only way to binge a movie was to see it at the theater. I saw Ferris Bueller's Day Off nine times, that means his one day off was better than my entire life, and it was true. E.T. was the number one grossing movie for the 80's...no movie was binged more, it was the favorite of entertainers and luminaries across the world...Ronald Reagan said he thought it was a true story. Something about that movie has never sat right with me....why did an alien come all the way to Earth without pants?
If E.T. had stuck around, he could have made a fortune sticking his glowing finger up peoples' poop-chutes and curing COVID-19. He was an alien that was way ahead of his time.
A talent directly related to his lack of pants, which was (and maybe still is) a cultural norm on Brodo Asogi. E.T. graduated summa cum laude from the Asogian's most prestigious proctological program. It's more than just a hobby on The Green Planet.
Big surprise a naked pervert comes from the planet Assogi!!!

Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

#5142
JMC-STL wrote:
Wed Sep 02, 2020 12:28 pm
Turk Sanderson wrote:
Wed Sep 02, 2020 9:27 am
CaptSMRT wrote:
Wed Sep 02, 2020 7:24 am
Guns are so popular in America if you don't get shot in 30 mins or less you get your taxes back.
In some states, guns are being brought, as gifts, to baby showers.
And to funerals, too. The gift that keeps on giving.
Never know who or what you might meet up with on the other side.... unless, of course, you pre-enroll in the Heaven's Gate Program.

Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

#5143
Turk Sanderson wrote:
Wed Sep 02, 2020 12:55 pm
JMC-STL wrote:
Wed Sep 02, 2020 12:28 pm
Turk Sanderson wrote:
Wed Sep 02, 2020 9:27 am
In some states, guns are being brought, as gifts, to baby showers.
And to funerals, too. The gift that keeps on giving.
Never know who or what you might meet up with on the other side.... unless, of course, you pre-enroll in the Heaven's Gate Program.
Is there a: "All weapons must be checked at The Gate. Receipts will be provided on request." footnote on those HGP certificates?

Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

#5144
JMC-STL wrote:
Wed Sep 02, 2020 1:07 pm
Turk Sanderson wrote:
Wed Sep 02, 2020 12:55 pm
JMC-STL wrote:
Wed Sep 02, 2020 12:28 pm

And to funerals, too. The gift that keeps on giving.
Never know who or what you might meet up with on the other side.... unless, of course, you pre-enroll in the Heaven's Gate Program.
Is there a: "All weapons must be checked at The Gate. Receipts will be provided on request." footnote on those HGP certificates?
With the Heaven's Gate Plan, you get to design your own heaven..... otherwise you are on your own.

Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

#5149
CaptSMRT wrote:
Sun Sep 06, 2020 8:43 pm
Hard to imagine a more dangerous profession than being a rapper.... there's like three or four of them killed per week...and nobody gets upset... it's just to be expected, i guess. It's like a dude walks into a bar, and the bartender says:
"Hey, Mike.... I saw that you brother C.C. Stinky Jock got shot this morning."
Mike:
"Yeah... Gimme a Colt and a shot of Sweet Lucy."

Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

#5150
Turk Sanderson wrote:
Sun Sep 06, 2020 9:00 pm
CaptSMRT wrote:
Sun Sep 06, 2020 8:43 pm
Hard to imagine a more dangerous profession than being a rapper.... there's like three or four of them killed per week...and nobody gets upset... it's just to be expected, i guess. It's like a dude walks into a bar, and the bartender says:
"Hey, Mike.... I saw that you brother C.C. Stinky Jock got shot this morning."
Mike:
"Yeah... Gimme a Colt and a shot of Sweet Lucy."
C.C. Stinky Jock releases six posthumous albums.