CaptSMRT wrote: Wed Aug 19, 2020 11:25 amNo...that is Presbyterian Carrie
Carrie would have moved all of your furniture in front of the door, and burned your house down around you, a long time ago.
Don't tease me
She's an easy lover.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
Posted: Fri Aug 21, 2020 4:30 pm
by Turk Sanderson
Aunt Becky gets 2 months in the Big Full-House and Roger Stone is a free ... whatever you want to call him. SMFH
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
Posted: Sat Aug 22, 2020 6:50 am
by JMC-STL
Turk Sanderson wrote: Fri Aug 21, 2020 4:30 pmAunt Becky gets 2 months in the Big Full-House and Roger Stone is a free ... whatever you want to call him. SMFH
At least she'll have an extra 3 months to dust & polish the manse before her fashion designer co-conspirator gets back home. Maybe both of them will get some "distance learning" during their time-outs.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
Posted: Sat Aug 22, 2020 11:25 am
by CaptSMRT
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
Posted: Sat Aug 22, 2020 6:30 pm
by JMC-STL
Time to turn in your You Tube badge, Cap'n. You'll NEVER beat that for pure entertainment.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
Posted: Sat Aug 22, 2020 6:44 pm
by CaptSMRT
JMC-STL wrote: Sat Aug 22, 2020 6:30 pm
Time to turn in your You Tube badge, Cap'n. You'll NEVER beat that for pure entertainment.
JMC-STL wrote: Sat Aug 22, 2020 6:30 pm
Time to turn in your You Tube badge, Cap'n. You'll NEVER beat that for pure entertainment.
I can add more monkey men.
Save your money to hire the TDC sound crew. I've read reports that they get The Rev's congregation really fired up on Sundays with their crisp audio tracks, before he picks their pockets.
JMC-STL wrote: Sat Aug 22, 2020 6:30 pm
Time to turn in your You Tube badge, Cap'n. You'll NEVER beat that for pure entertainment.
I can add more monkey men.
Save your money to hire the TDC sound crew. I've read reports that they get The Rev's congregation really fired up on Sundays with their crisp audio tracks, before he picks their pockets.
Audio visual equipment is better than it has ever been...I like using the phone because it is easy and the file format doesn't need to be changed. I think my lifeproof case is muting the mic, next time Ill be flying naked.
CaptSMRT wrote: Sat Aug 22, 2020 6:44 pm
I can add more monkey men.
Save your money to hire the TDC sound crew. I've read reports that they get The Rev's congregation really fired up on Sundays with their crisp audio tracks, before he picks their pockets.
Audio visual equipment is better than it has ever been...I like using the phone because it is easy and the file format doesn't need to be changed. I think my lifeproof case is muting the mic, next time Ill be flying naked.
Well, if the room wasn't empty before...
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
Posted: Sun Aug 23, 2020 2:19 pm
by CaptSMRT
The Proud Boys look like a pile of dirty underwear organized a march to gain civil rights for skid marks
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
Posted: Sun Aug 23, 2020 2:21 pm
by CaptSMRT
ANTIFA seems like a group of theater kids decided to put on a Street production of The Road Warrior.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
Posted: Sun Aug 23, 2020 2:28 pm
by Turk Sanderson
What?... No love for the Boogaloo Bois in their Magnum P.I. combat gear?
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
Posted: Sun Aug 23, 2020 4:33 pm
by CaptSMRT
Turk Sanderson wrote: Sun Aug 23, 2020 2:28 pm
What?... No love for the Boogaloo Bois in their Magnum P.I. combat gear?
They are a hate group with the theme song is from Aladdin...nothing says rugged masculinity like show tunes.
Turk Sanderson wrote: Wed Aug 26, 2020 10:26 am
,,,and as the homeless guy was choking me, I recognized the Rolex watch that he was wearing... he was Nick, my financial advisor.
Nick is a good guy!!!
I thought his name was "Dave" ...
Dave was the former teacher - turned homeless Super-Hero. You need to buy a program, if you wanna keep track of the Capt'n's homeless friends.
JMC-STL wrote: Wed Aug 26, 2020 1:20 pmI thought his name was "Dave" ...
Dave was the former teacher - turned homeless Super-Hero. You need to buy a program, if you wanna keep track of the Capt'n's homeless friends.
His name was supposed to be Honey Mustard, which I thought was funnier than a real name...Dave is what I came up with.
Here's to you Mr Hot Sauce Hero...the pleasure of eating isn't enough without making everything taste hotter than the sun.
"Honey Mustard" might actually briefly awaken your audience from their self-centered stupor. "Dave" gets you ... "Bring me another Negroni, sweetheart. And where's your nearest charging station?"
Turk Sanderson wrote: Wed Aug 26, 2020 3:03 pm
Dave was the former teacher - turned homeless Super-Hero. You need to buy a program, if you wanna keep track of the Capt'n's homeless friends.
His name was supposed to be Honey Mustard, which I thought was funnier than a real name...Dave is what I came up with.
Here's to you Mr Hot Sauce Hero...the pleasure of eating isn't enough without making everything taste hotter than the sun.
"Honey Mustard" might actually briefly awaken your audience from their self-centered stupor. "Dave" gets you ... "Bring me another Negroni, sweetheart. And where's your nearest charging station?"
Everybody fucking hates Dave...I think we may have stumbled upon a Universal constant.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
Posted: Thu Aug 27, 2020 7:25 am
by CaptSMRT
if farts were measured like Hurricanes people would respect the damage they do more.
