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Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

Posted: Sun Jul 05, 2020 6:29 pm
by CaptSMRT
JMC-STL wrote: Sun Jul 05, 2020 3:02 pm
CaptSMRT wrote: Sun Jul 05, 2020 10:25 am
JMC-STL wrote: Sun Jul 05, 2020 10:06 am
So is this a mega-roll commentary, or a 1 vs. 2-ply commentary, or a hoarding commentary? Trying to capture the context here.
Are they really different problems? Once the sanctity of the roll was violated it threw the whole world into anarchy. A worker could show up to the toilet paper plant...and say one hour of work equals forty...and then goes home with a full paycheck.
I never imagined that was a union job. Thanks for the life lesson.
Jimmy Hoffa invented the mega roll.

Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

Posted: Sun Jul 05, 2020 6:40 pm
by JMC-STL
CaptSMRT wrote: Sun Jul 05, 2020 6:29 pm
JMC-STL wrote: Sun Jul 05, 2020 3:02 pm
CaptSMRT wrote: Sun Jul 05, 2020 10:25 amAre they really different problems? Once the sanctity of the roll was violated it threw the whole world into anarchy. A worker could show up to the toilet paper plant...and say one hour of work equals forty...and then goes home with a full paycheck.
I never imagined that was a union job. Thanks for the life lesson.
Jimmy Hoffa invented the mega roll.
Think earlier: Al Capone. THAT'S what Geraldo was looking for when he cracked into Scarface's vault beneath the Lexington Hotel on Chicago's South Side. Unfortunately, the hoarders got there before him. :idea:

Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

Posted: Sun Jul 05, 2020 8:00 pm
by CaptSMRT
JMC-STL wrote: Sun Jul 05, 2020 6:40 pm
CaptSMRT wrote: Sun Jul 05, 2020 6:29 pm
JMC-STL wrote: Sun Jul 05, 2020 3:02 pm
I never imagined that was a union job. Thanks for the life lesson.
Jimmy Hoffa invented the mega roll.
Think earlier: Al Capone. THAT'S what Geraldo was looking for when he cracked into Scarface's vault beneath the Lexington Hotel on Chicago's South Side. Unfortunately, the hoarders got there before him. :idea:
The mega roll was popular in Rome

Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

Posted: Sun Jul 05, 2020 8:39 pm
by JMC-STL
CaptSMRT wrote: Sun Jul 05, 2020 8:00 pmThe mega roll was popular in Rome
Still is in Jamaica. Mon.

Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

Posted: Sun Jul 05, 2020 9:57 pm
by CaptSMRT
JMC-STL wrote: Sun Jul 05, 2020 8:39 pm
CaptSMRT wrote: Sun Jul 05, 2020 8:00 pmThe mega roll was popular in Rome
Still is in Jamaica. Mon.
Jamaica is a third world country....they are lucky to have one ply...per home.

Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

Posted: Mon Jul 06, 2020 5:44 am
by JMC-STL
CaptSMRT wrote: Sun Jul 05, 2020 9:57 pm
JMC-STL wrote: Sun Jul 05, 2020 8:39 pm
CaptSMRT wrote: Sun Jul 05, 2020 8:00 pmThe mega roll was popular in Rome
Still is in Jamaica. Mon.
Jamaica is a third world country....they are lucky to have one ply...per home.
This is clearly where our definitions of "mega roll" have diverged.

Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

Posted: Mon Jul 06, 2020 7:18 am
by CaptSMRT
JMC-STL wrote: Mon Jul 06, 2020 5:44 am
CaptSMRT wrote: Sun Jul 05, 2020 9:57 pm
JMC-STL wrote: Sun Jul 05, 2020 8:39 pm
Still is in Jamaica. Mon.
Jamaica is a third world country....they are lucky to have one ply...per home.
This is clearly where our definitions of "mega roll" have diverged.
Have you ever been there? Toilet paper didn't seem like a tier 1 priority.

Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

Posted: Mon Jul 06, 2020 2:21 pm
by JMC-STL
CaptSMRT wrote: Mon Jul 06, 2020 7:18 am
JMC-STL wrote: Mon Jul 06, 2020 5:44 am
CaptSMRT wrote: Sun Jul 05, 2020 9:57 pmJamaica is a third world country....they are lucky to have one ply...per home.
This is clearly where our definitions of "mega roll" have diverged.
Have you ever been there? Toilet paper didn't seem like a tier 1 priority.
No, but ganja is - mega-rolled.

Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

Posted: Mon Jul 06, 2020 10:43 pm
by CaptSMRT
JMC-STL wrote: Mon Jul 06, 2020 2:21 pm
CaptSMRT wrote: Mon Jul 06, 2020 7:18 am
JMC-STL wrote: Mon Jul 06, 2020 5:44 am
This is clearly where our definitions of "mega roll" have diverged.
Have you ever been there? Toilet paper didn't seem like a tier 1 priority.
No, but ganja is - mega-rolled.
Is that some religious thing?

Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

Posted: Tue Jul 07, 2020 5:27 am
by JMC-STL
CaptSMRT wrote: Mon Jul 06, 2020 10:43 pm
JMC-STL wrote: Mon Jul 06, 2020 2:21 pm
CaptSMRT wrote: Mon Jul 06, 2020 7:18 amHave you ever been there? Toilet paper didn't seem like a tier 1 priority.
No, but ganja is - mega-rolled.
Is that some religious thing?
Depends on what you place it with.

Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

Posted: Sat Jul 11, 2020 6:12 pm
by CaptSMRT
I told a woman that my house was haunted....she said that was only a lost soul trapped by Satan, which was supposed to be comforting. I live in the Devil's holding cell.

Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

Posted: Sat Jul 11, 2020 8:02 pm
by Turk Sanderson
CaptSMRT wrote: Sat Jul 11, 2020 6:12 pm I told a woman that my house was haunted....she said that was only a lost soul trapped by Satan, which was supposed to be comforting. I live in the Devil's holding cell.
She knows you better than you thought.

Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

Posted: Wed Jul 22, 2020 7:39 am
by JMC-STL

Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

Posted: Wed Jul 22, 2020 11:09 pm
by CaptSMRT
JMC-STL wrote: Wed Jul 22, 2020 7:39 am Statler & Waldorf Meme-Cheering.jpg
Hate is a form of love

Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

Posted: Sun Jul 26, 2020 5:15 am
by CaptSMRT

Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

Posted: Sun Jul 26, 2020 5:46 pm
by Turk Sanderson
CaptSMRT wrote: Sun Jul 26, 2020 5:15 am
J-Dogg??? Well you may as well go for broke. What've you got to lose?

Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

Posted: Sun Jul 26, 2020 6:35 pm
by JMC-STL
Turk Sanderson wrote: Sun Jul 26, 2020 5:46 pm
CaptSMRT wrote: Sun Jul 26, 2020 5:15 am
J-Dogg??? Well you may as well go for broke. What've you got to lose?
Whatever it was, he lost it right after the intro sponsorship spot. Two minutes of that would get him a LOT more Likes & Shares.

Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

Posted: Wed Jul 29, 2020 7:23 am
by JMC-STL

Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

Posted: Wed Jul 29, 2020 5:29 pm
by Turk Sanderson
JMC-STL wrote: Wed Jul 29, 2020 7:23 am Statler & Waldorf Meme-Dispensary.jpg

Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

Posted: Sun Aug 02, 2020 9:09 pm
by CaptSMRT
The J-Dog does not appreciate your lack of faith.

Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

Posted: Sun Aug 02, 2020 9:42 pm
by Turk Sanderson
CaptSMRT wrote: Sun Aug 02, 2020 9:09 pm The J-Dog does not appreciate your lack of faith.
His dad doesn't appreciate your Dirty Sanchez move.

Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

Posted: Mon Aug 03, 2020 7:23 am
by CaptSMRT
Turk Sanderson wrote: Sun Aug 02, 2020 9:42 pm
CaptSMRT wrote: Sun Aug 02, 2020 9:09 pm The J-Dog does not appreciate your lack of faith.
His dad doesn't appreciate your Dirty Sanchez move.
His Dad invented me...he knew the consequences!!!

Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

Posted: Mon Aug 03, 2020 7:25 am
by CaptSMRT
My favorite thing is to read on my ph Facebook on my phone while Im on the toilet. While I take a shit....I watch everyone I went to high school with lives go to shit.

Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

Posted: Wed Aug 05, 2020 7:07 am
by CaptSMRT
The bigger the jerk in high school...the wider the trailer in adulthood

Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

Posted: Wed Aug 05, 2020 7:45 am
by JMC-STL
CaptSMRT wrote: Wed Aug 05, 2020 7:07 amThe bigger the jerk in high school...the wider the trailer in adulthood
So you've given up on future gigs in Southern Illinois? The Rev & his flock ain't NEVER comin' to one of your sets with social commentary that hits so close to manufactured home.