Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

#4960
JMC-STL wrote:
Sun Jun 07, 2020 9:25 am
CaptSMRT wrote:
Sun Jun 07, 2020 1:58 am
Turk Sanderson wrote:
Sun Jun 07, 2020 12:39 am
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I appreciate the jokes here...but...damn...no way you dudes can read fonts this small.
For as long as the arthritis in our hands doesn't prevent us from zoom-ing our smarty-phone screens, we'll be able to read them ... one character at a time, maybe, but still not beyond reading ...
I never browse here on my phone...and touch screen laptops have only recently developed enough power for me to be interested.

Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

#4964
I'm cooking BBQ at my friends restaurant...a drunk guy walks up and starts talking my ear off...he tells me a story about how he threatened protesters with an uzi...then he starts talking about how real he is, which transitions into him talking about what a bad ass he is...he says...If you fuck with me...I will cum all over you. That has to be the most disturbing threat I have ever heard...but it also seems really effective. Walk into a bank and scream...give me all the money or I will cum all over you. Nobody is risking that confrontation.

Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

#4966
CaptSMRT wrote:
Thu Jun 11, 2020 11:34 pm
I'm cooking BBQ at my friends restaurant...a drunk guy walks up and starts talking my ear off...he tells me a story about how he threatened protesters with an uzi...then he starts talking about how real he is, which transitions into him talking about what a bad ass he is...he says...If you fuck with me...I will cum all over you. That has to be the most disturbing threat I have ever heard...but it also seems really effective. Walk into a bank and scream...give me all the money or I will cum all over you. Nobody is risking that confrontation.
You need police protection if you're BBQ'n at your friend's restaurant... I'm sure that the cops could take some time off from drawing chalk-lines on the streets and sidewalks and chase ignorant fucks like that away from your pit... especially if you give them some Q.

Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

#4969
Turk Sanderson wrote:
Fri Jun 12, 2020 10:07 pm
JMC-STL wrote:
Fri Jun 12, 2020 9:52 pm
Turk Sanderson wrote:
Fri Jun 12, 2020 9:35 pm
You need police protection if you're BBQ'n at your friend's restaurant...
That strategy didn't work so well @ Lee's Pawn and Jewelry.
That poor guard was almost as old as you...
Just shows-to-go-ya where retirement & a passion to help others will land you. Luckily I have no plans to adopt either habit.
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