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Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

Posted: Fri May 15, 2020 1:59 pm
by JMC-STL
Turk Sanderson wrote: Fri May 15, 2020 12:30 pm
JMC-STL wrote: Fri May 15, 2020 11:20 am
Turk Sanderson wrote: Fri May 15, 2020 11:16 amWell... it seems that either you are fine with that asshole making you his fool, or if you aren't fine with that, you really need to up your game.
You are a TOTAL fan-girl with this, Rev. Seek help.
We've spent 4 years and 8 months and 197 pages slaving away in this comedy mine of his trying to make him St Louis' finest comedian, and then he gets the stinky leather mitt from some L.A. punk. Yeah, I'm taking it personal!

Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

Posted: Fri May 15, 2020 3:50 pm
by CaptSMRT
Turk Sanderson wrote: Fri May 15, 2020 11:16 am
CaptSMRT wrote: Thu May 14, 2020 5:52 pm
Turk Sanderson wrote: Thu May 14, 2020 3:58 pm No-one should be okay with this, and say shit about Petro letting Jamie Benn use him for a couch.
Look who ended up winning that battle in the long run.
Well... it seems that either you are fine with that asshole making you his fool, or if you aren't fine with that, you really need to up your game.
What was I gonna do....turn around and ring his little chicken neck?

Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

Posted: Sun May 17, 2020 12:36 pm
by CaptSMRT
Having a fetish is more than sex....some of them are part time jobs or more. Can you imagine how hard it is to be a person who loves a horse? Your carrot bill is longer than a CVS receipt. You spend a lot of time grading hay.

Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

Posted: Wed May 20, 2020 7:44 pm
by CaptSMRT
Can you imagine being a physician in the 6th century. I feel like a lot of people got diagnosed with a curse.

Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

Posted: Thu May 21, 2020 7:00 am
by CaptSMRT
There were only seven physicians in the 6th century. That means there were 79428571 per Dr. Can you imagine how high the co-pay for a visit was?

Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

Posted: Thu May 21, 2020 12:39 pm
by JMC-STL

Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

Posted: Thu May 21, 2020 12:47 pm
by CaptSMRT
JMC-STL wrote: Thu May 21, 2020 12:39 pm Statler & Waldorf Meme-6th Century.jpg
I figured 6th century would be closer to your generation...must be too modern. Its crazy that the exact number of physicians from every century is known. It seems odd that there are only seven physicians in the 6th century...but then again...how many people do you need to say...we don't know anything?

Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

Posted: Thu May 21, 2020 1:01 pm
by JMC-STL
CaptSMRT wrote: Thu May 21, 2020 12:47 pmI figured 6th century would be closer to your generation...must be too modern. ...
But I'm not your target audience, now OR in the 6th Century. Back then, I was busy arguing with The Rev over Separation of Church & Fiefdom principles.

Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

Posted: Thu May 21, 2020 4:04 pm
by CaptSMRT
JMC-STL wrote: Thu May 21, 2020 1:01 pm
CaptSMRT wrote: Thu May 21, 2020 12:47 pmI figured 6th century would be closer to your generation...must be too modern. ...
But I'm not your target audience, now OR in the 6th Century. Back then, I was busy arguing with The Rev over Separation of Church & Fiefdom principles.
You are my target audience for insights into the ancient mind...fire starting...worshiping Craven images...etc.

Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

Posted: Fri May 22, 2020 1:12 pm
by JMC-STL
CaptSMRT wrote: Thu May 21, 2020 4:04 pm
JMC-STL wrote: Thu May 21, 2020 1:01 pm
CaptSMRT wrote: Thu May 21, 2020 12:47 pmI figured 6th century would be closer to your generation...must be too modern. ...
But I'm not your target audience, now OR in the 6th Century. Back then, I was busy arguing with The Rev over Separation of Church & Fiefdom principles.
You are my target audience for insights into the ancient mind...fire starting...worshiping Craven images...etc.
Are those WES Craven images? Those keep me up at night. Along with the diuretic & the recurring UTIs.

Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

Posted: Thu May 28, 2020 9:43 pm
by CaptSMRT
They worked security at the same bar and didn't know each other...doubtful.


Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

Posted: Fri May 29, 2020 12:52 pm
by JMC-STL
So you're expanding your shtick to Twitterverse material? Edgy.

Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

Posted: Fri May 29, 2020 5:14 pm
by CaptSMRT
JMC-STL wrote: Fri May 29, 2020 12:52 pm So you're expanding your shtick to Twitterverse material? Edgy.
Nah...just sad. It reminds me of a hockey friend who was suffocated...Steve. One day he stopped showing up to play and I asked another guy where he was. With rec hockey people come and people go...but you always have a connection with them. that guy who showed up once...the guy who wasn't there because he is in jail. I know this isn't the first and won't be the last. Life hits you weird sometimes though.

Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

Posted: Fri May 29, 2020 7:20 pm
by JMC-STL
Play on.

Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

Posted: Mon Jun 01, 2020 7:05 am
by JMC-STL

Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

Posted: Mon Jun 01, 2020 11:11 am
by CaptSMRT
GOD invented STDs after he got cheated on, he was all sad and thought...next time she's gonna get sores on her butt.

Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

Posted: Mon Jun 01, 2020 7:57 pm
by Turk Sanderson
CaptSMRT wrote: Mon Jun 01, 2020 11:11 am GOD invented STDs after he got cheated on, he was all sad and thought...next time she's gonna get sores on her butt.
What makes you so sure that God's a he? Do you think that divorce lawyers and judges would be such pricks towards men if a dude created them?

Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

Posted: Tue Jun 02, 2020 7:11 am
by CaptSMRT
Turk Sanderson wrote: Mon Jun 01, 2020 7:57 pm
CaptSMRT wrote: Mon Jun 01, 2020 11:11 am GOD invented STDs after he got cheated on, he was all sad and thought...next time she's gonna get sores on her butt.
What makes you so sure that God's a he? Do you think that divorce lawyers and judges would be such pricks towards men if a dude created them?
Men don't have to sit to pee...that was my first sign.

Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

Posted: Tue Jun 02, 2020 8:41 am
by Turk Sanderson
CaptSMRT wrote: Tue Jun 02, 2020 7:11 am
Turk Sanderson wrote: Mon Jun 01, 2020 7:57 pm
CaptSMRT wrote: Mon Jun 01, 2020 11:11 am GOD invented STDs after he got cheated on, he was all sad and thought...next time she's gonna get sores on her butt.
What makes you so sure that God's a he? Do you think that divorce lawyers and judges would be such pricks towards men if a dude created them?
Men don't have to sit to pee...that was my first sign.
A guy can go take a leak and be back to work in a few minutes... a woman can turn that into an extra 15 minute break. Who’s the smart one?

Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

Posted: Tue Jun 02, 2020 1:09 pm
by CaptSMRT
Im gonna blame all the problems on societies departure from the word Grandma...Mi Mi ain't inspiring anyone.

Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

Posted: Wed Jun 03, 2020 6:38 pm
by CaptSMRT
The sequel to New Jack City was just Ronald Reagan testifying that he didn't remember inventing crack.

Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

Posted: Thu Jun 04, 2020 6:29 pm
by Turk Sanderson
CaptSMRT wrote: Tue Jun 02, 2020 1:09 pm Im gonna blame all the problems on societies departure from the word Grandma...Mi Mi ain't inspiring anyone.
Society took a turn for the worse when the oil companies decided to "let" you pump your own gas, and check your own oil, and clean your own windshield, and top off your own radiator... things have steadily gone to shit ever since... and now stores want you to self-checkout your purchases. It won't be long, that they'll "let" you come in at night and stock shelves and mop floors.

Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

Posted: Thu Jun 04, 2020 6:34 pm
by CaptSMRT
Turk Sanderson wrote: Thu Jun 04, 2020 6:29 pm
CaptSMRT wrote: Tue Jun 02, 2020 1:09 pm Im gonna blame all the problems on societies departure from the word Grandma...Mi Mi ain't inspiring anyone.
Society took a turn for the worse when the oil companies decided to "let" you pump your own gas, and check your own oil, and clean your own windshield, and top off your own radiator... things have steadily gone to shit ever since... and now stores want you to self-checkout your purchases. It won't be long, that they'll "let" you come in at night and stock shelves and mop floors.
Now you have to file a 1090 for grocery shopping

Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

Posted: Thu Jun 04, 2020 7:03 pm
by Turk Sanderson
CaptSMRT wrote: Thu Jun 04, 2020 6:34 pm
Turk Sanderson wrote: Thu Jun 04, 2020 6:29 pm
CaptSMRT wrote: Tue Jun 02, 2020 1:09 pm Im gonna blame all the problems on societies departure from the word Grandma...Mi Mi ain't inspiring anyone.
Society took a turn for the worse when the oil companies decided to "let" you pump your own gas, and check your own oil, and clean your own windshield, and top off your own radiator... things have steadily gone to shit ever since... and now stores want you to self-checkout your purchases. It won't be long, that they'll "let" you come in at night and stock shelves and mop floors.
Now you have to file a 1090 for grocery shopping
All it's going to take, is for Walmart to say "our customers save 10% -15% by self checkout, and the government will interpret that as earnings, and they will want their 35% of your "savings"... and since you pay with plastic at the self checkout, they know exactly how much you will owe them.

Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

Posted: Thu Jun 04, 2020 8:12 pm
by Turk Sanderson