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Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

Posted: Mon May 11, 2020 4:17 pm
by CaptSMRT
We have hit peak conspiracy theory. Grandmothers are making videos about how the Coronavirus is a false flag medicare pyramid scheme . Conspiracy theories used to be a fun way to keep the past alive....Hitler has a casino in Alabama with the best breakfast buffet on Highway 10!! Now there are so many conspiracies they have become lazy and absurd...the CIA is controlled by the giraffe people who are waging a war against the de-jungleization of the jungle.
You can't swing a dead cat without hitting someone with a conspiracy theory...the moon is a triangle and Bigfoot can't refuse to do your taxes if you pour salt on his tail. People will believe anything now because the truth can't get enough clicks.

Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

Posted: Mon May 11, 2020 6:43 pm
by Turk Sanderson
CaptSMRT wrote: Mon May 11, 2020 4:17 pm We have hit peak conspiracy theory. Grandmothers are making videos about how the Coronavirus is a false flag medicare pyramid scheme . Conspiracy theories used to be a fun way to keep the past alive....Hitler has a casino in Alabama with the best breakfast buffet on Highway 10!! Now there are so many conspiracies they have become lazy and absurd...the CIA is controlled by the giraffe people who are waging a war against the de-jungleization of the jungle.
You can't swing a dead cat without hitting someone with a conspiracy theory...the moon is a triangle and Bigfoot can't refuse to do your taxes if you pour salt on his tail. People will believe anything now because the truth can't get enough clicks.
Bigfoot lost his tail when God hit him in the ass with that lightning bolt back on Noah's Ark ... one of the few lightning bolts that God was able to hit his mark with... so I guess you'll just have to be like D.J.T. and skip paying your taxes.

Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

Posted: Mon May 11, 2020 11:30 pm
by CaptSMRT
Turk Sanderson wrote: Mon May 11, 2020 6:43 pm
CaptSMRT wrote: Mon May 11, 2020 4:17 pm We have hit peak conspiracy theory. Grandmothers are making videos about how the Coronavirus is a false flag medicare pyramid scheme . Conspiracy theories used to be a fun way to keep the past alive....Hitler has a casino in Alabama with the best breakfast buffet on Highway 10!! Now there are so many conspiracies they have become lazy and absurd...the CIA is controlled by the giraffe people who are waging a war against the de-jungleization of the jungle.
You can't swing a dead cat without hitting someone with a conspiracy theory...the moon is a triangle and Bigfoot can't refuse to do your taxes if you pour salt on his tail. People will believe anything now because the truth can't get enough clicks.
Bigfoot lost his tail when God hit him in the ass with that lightning bolt back on Noah's Ark ... one of the few lightning bolts that God was able to hit his mark with... so I guess you'll just have to be like D.J.T. and skip paying your taxes.
Bigfoot works for Bill Gates, which is why Microsoft is based in Washington.

Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

Posted: Tue May 12, 2020 6:58 am
by JMC-STL
CaptSMRT wrote: Mon May 11, 2020 11:30 pm
Turk Sanderson wrote: Mon May 11, 2020 6:43 pm
CaptSMRT wrote: Mon May 11, 2020 4:17 pmWe have hit peak conspiracy theory. Grandmothers are making videos about how the Coronavirus is a false flag medicare pyramid scheme . Conspiracy theories used to be a fun way to keep the past alive....Hitler has a casino in Alabama with the best breakfast buffet on Highway 10!! Now there are so many conspiracies they have become lazy and absurd...the CIA is controlled by the giraffe people who are waging a war against the de-jungleization of the jungle. You can't swing a dead cat without hitting someone with a conspiracy theory...the moon is a triangle and Bigfoot can't refuse to do your taxes if you pour salt on his tail. People will believe anything now because the truth can't get enough clicks.
Bigfoot lost his tail when God hit him in the ass with that lightning bolt back on Noah's Ark ... one of the few lightning bolts that God was able to hit his mark with... so I guess you'll just have to be like D.J.T. and skip paying your taxes.
Bigfoot works for Bill Gates, which is why Microsoft is based in Washington.
"If a tree falls in the woods ... you can bet Bigfoot had something to do with it."

Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

Posted: Tue May 12, 2020 5:56 pm
by CaptSMRT
JMC-STL wrote: Tue May 12, 2020 6:58 am
CaptSMRT wrote: Mon May 11, 2020 11:30 pm
Turk Sanderson wrote: Mon May 11, 2020 6:43 pm
Bigfoot lost his tail when God hit him in the ass with that lightning bolt back on Noah's Ark ... one of the few lightning bolts that God was able to hit his mark with... so I guess you'll just have to be like D.J.T. and skip paying your taxes.
Bigfoot works for Bill Gates, which is why Microsoft is based in Washington.
"If a tree falls in the woods ... you can bet Bigfoot had something to do with it."
Bigfoot...I trust him as far as I can throw hm.

Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

Posted: Tue May 12, 2020 7:24 pm
by Turk Sanderson
CaptSMRT wrote: Tue May 12, 2020 5:56 pm
JMC-STL wrote: Tue May 12, 2020 6:58 am
CaptSMRT wrote: Mon May 11, 2020 11:30 pm
Bigfoot works for Bill Gates, which is why Microsoft is based in Washington.
"If a tree falls in the woods ... you can bet Bigfoot had something to do with it."
Bigfoot...I trust him as far as I can throw hm.
You really should quit watching FOX News when you're getting high...SMFH

Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

Posted: Wed May 13, 2020 11:55 am
by CaptSMRT
Skip to about 80 mins in. Tony hated my guts...but there is a Bigfoot joke on the end.


Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

Posted: Wed May 13, 2020 12:55 pm
by JMC-STL

Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

Posted: Wed May 13, 2020 2:08 pm
by Turk Sanderson
Totally disappointed.... you stood there and let that cocksucker insult you for like forever, and you didn't kill him. Isn't the name of the show "Kill Tony" ? ...and was that the Mayan Dentist that was hitting cleanup? ... and when did Slash start playing the sax?

Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

Posted: Wed May 13, 2020 3:30 pm
by CaptSMRT
JMC-STL wrote: Wed May 13, 2020 12:55 pm Statler & Waldorf Meme-80 Minutes.jpg
You can skip to 80 mins in, gramps.

Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

Posted: Wed May 13, 2020 4:45 pm
by JMC-STL
CaptSMRT wrote: Wed May 13, 2020 3:30 pmYou can skip to 80 mins in, gramps.
The thought of there being anything in your life beyond 80 minutes that's worth skipping to is mind boggling.

Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

Posted: Thu May 14, 2020 6:54 am
by CaptSMRT
JMC-STL wrote: Wed May 13, 2020 4:45 pm
CaptSMRT wrote: Wed May 13, 2020 3:30 pmYou can skip to 80 mins in, gramps.
The thought of there being anything in your life beyond 80 minutes that's worth skipping to is mind boggling.
Something makes me think you have some spare time....anyway, Grinch....here is my set from last night


Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

Posted: Thu May 14, 2020 7:22 am
by T.C.
skip to 1:22:40. dude, i didn't know you did KT. that's was great. i know you don't know in advance but i would have come out. gotta catch tony early. you come in that late and you're getting hated.

Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

Posted: Thu May 14, 2020 11:35 am
by Turk Sanderson
T.C. wrote: Thu May 14, 2020 7:22 am skip to 1:22:40. dude, i didn't know you did KT. that's was great. i know you don't know in advance but i would have come out. gotta catch tony early. you come in that late and you're getting hated.
If the Kings or Ducks came into St Louis, and beat up on the Blues, and insulted them en masse, we'd be pissed... why should we be okay with some L.A. dickhead coming to St Louis and belittling our forum comedian. Fuck that.... When he asked the Capt'n "Why Finger?", the Capt'n should have pointed at him while looking at the audience and said "Because Dickhead was already taken."

Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

Posted: Thu May 14, 2020 1:53 pm
by CaptSMRT
T.C. wrote: Thu May 14, 2020 7:22 am skip to 1:22:40. dude, i didn't know you did KT. that's was great. i know you don't know in advance but i would have come out. gotta catch tony early. you come in that late and you're getting hated.
Well...I had no idea what was going on. I heard about the show, so I went...and signed up. There were about 35 names on the list, so I had no idea I was getting called up. I had figured everything out half way through the show and the Jimmy Stealth comes up and does his abortion joke. I was going to do an abortion joke, a better one....but it seemed like I would be trying too hard, and went another direction. I had no idea he was going to hate me that much...and to be honest...the idea of killing Tony on the Kill Tony podcast did cross my mind. I took it all like a pro and still made the audience laugh. That Big Mac song has a new special place in my heart now.

Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

Posted: Thu May 14, 2020 2:56 pm
by T.C.
yeah like i said, gotta get up early if you're getting up, otherwise lesser comedians will have covered a lot of material. still really cool.

Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

Posted: Thu May 14, 2020 2:59 pm
by JMC-STL
Grudging props to The Cap'n for calling an audible. But apparently he got sacked anyway. Almost an hour & a half after the snap.

Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

Posted: Thu May 14, 2020 3:58 pm
by Turk Sanderson
No-one should be okay with this, and say shit about Petro letting Jamie Benn use him for a couch.

Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

Posted: Thu May 14, 2020 4:04 pm
by JMC-STL
Turk Sanderson wrote: Thu May 14, 2020 3:58 pmNo-one should be okay with this, and say shit about Petro letting Jamie Benn use him for a couch.
You seem to be taking this WAY too personally, Rev. Are you siphoning funds from the TDC tithing coffers to finance The Cap'n's "World Tour of Finger Food"?

Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

Posted: Thu May 14, 2020 5:12 pm
by T.C.
it's just kind of tony's M.O.

Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

Posted: Thu May 14, 2020 5:52 pm
by CaptSMRT
Turk Sanderson wrote: Thu May 14, 2020 3:58 pm No-one should be okay with this, and say shit about Petro letting Jamie Benn use him for a couch.
Look who ended up winning that battle in the long run.

Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

Posted: Fri May 15, 2020 7:42 am
by JMC-STL
CaptSMRT wrote: Thu May 14, 2020 5:52 pm
Turk Sanderson wrote: Thu May 14, 2020 3:58 pmNo-one should be okay with this, and say shit about Petro letting Jamie Benn use him for a couch.
Look who ended up winning that battle in the long run.
Twitter?

Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

Posted: Fri May 15, 2020 11:16 am
by Turk Sanderson
CaptSMRT wrote: Thu May 14, 2020 5:52 pm
Turk Sanderson wrote: Thu May 14, 2020 3:58 pm No-one should be okay with this, and say shit about Petro letting Jamie Benn use him for a couch.
Look who ended up winning that battle in the long run.
Well... it seems that either you are fine with that asshole making you his fool, or if you aren't fine with that, you really need to up your game.

Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

Posted: Fri May 15, 2020 11:20 am
by JMC-STL
Turk Sanderson wrote: Fri May 15, 2020 11:16 am
CaptSMRT wrote: Thu May 14, 2020 5:52 pm
Turk Sanderson wrote: Thu May 14, 2020 3:58 pmNo-one should be okay with this, and say shit about Petro letting Jamie Benn use him for a couch.
Look who ended up winning that battle in the long run.
Well... it seems that either you are fine with that asshole making you his fool, or if you aren't fine with that, you really need to up your game.
You are a TOTAL fan-girl with this, Rev. Seek help.

Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

Posted: Fri May 15, 2020 12:30 pm
by Turk Sanderson
JMC-STL wrote: Fri May 15, 2020 11:20 am
Turk Sanderson wrote: Fri May 15, 2020 11:16 am
CaptSMRT wrote: Thu May 14, 2020 5:52 pm
Look who ended up winning that battle in the long run.
Well... it seems that either you are fine with that asshole making you his fool, or if you aren't fine with that, you really need to up your game.
You are a TOTAL fan-girl with this, Rev. Seek help.
We've spent 4 years and 8 months and 197 pages slaving away in this comedy mine of his trying to make him St Louis' finest comedian, and then he gets the stinky leather mitt from some L.A. punk. Yeah, I'm taking it personal!