Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

#4901
We have hit peak conspiracy theory. Grandmothers are making videos about how the Coronavirus is a false flag medicare pyramid scheme . Conspiracy theories used to be a fun way to keep the past alive....Hitler has a casino in Alabama with the best breakfast buffet on Highway 10!! Now there are so many conspiracies they have become lazy and absurd...the CIA is controlled by the giraffe people who are waging a war against the de-jungleization of the jungle.
You can't swing a dead cat without hitting someone with a conspiracy theory...the moon is a triangle and Bigfoot can't refuse to do your taxes if you pour salt on his tail. People will believe anything now because the truth can't get enough clicks.

Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

#4902
CaptSMRT wrote:
Mon May 11, 2020 4:17 pm
We have hit peak conspiracy theory. Grandmothers are making videos about how the Coronavirus is a false flag medicare pyramid scheme . Conspiracy theories used to be a fun way to keep the past alive....Hitler has a casino in Alabama with the best breakfast buffet on Highway 10!! Now there are so many conspiracies they have become lazy and absurd...the CIA is controlled by the giraffe people who are waging a war against the de-jungleization of the jungle.
You can't swing a dead cat without hitting someone with a conspiracy theory...the moon is a triangle and Bigfoot can't refuse to do your taxes if you pour salt on his tail. People will believe anything now because the truth can't get enough clicks.
Bigfoot lost his tail when God hit him in the ass with that lightning bolt back on Noah's Ark ... one of the few lightning bolts that God was able to hit his mark with... so I guess you'll just have to be like D.J.T. and skip paying your taxes.

Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

#4903
Turk Sanderson wrote:
Mon May 11, 2020 6:43 pm
CaptSMRT wrote:
Mon May 11, 2020 4:17 pm
We have hit peak conspiracy theory. Grandmothers are making videos about how the Coronavirus is a false flag medicare pyramid scheme . Conspiracy theories used to be a fun way to keep the past alive....Hitler has a casino in Alabama with the best breakfast buffet on Highway 10!! Now there are so many conspiracies they have become lazy and absurd...the CIA is controlled by the giraffe people who are waging a war against the de-jungleization of the jungle.
You can't swing a dead cat without hitting someone with a conspiracy theory...the moon is a triangle and Bigfoot can't refuse to do your taxes if you pour salt on his tail. People will believe anything now because the truth can't get enough clicks.
Bigfoot lost his tail when God hit him in the ass with that lightning bolt back on Noah's Ark ... one of the few lightning bolts that God was able to hit his mark with... so I guess you'll just have to be like D.J.T. and skip paying your taxes.
Bigfoot works for Bill Gates, which is why Microsoft is based in Washington.

Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

#4904
CaptSMRT wrote:
Mon May 11, 2020 11:30 pm
Turk Sanderson wrote:
Mon May 11, 2020 6:43 pm
CaptSMRT wrote:
Mon May 11, 2020 4:17 pm
We have hit peak conspiracy theory. Grandmothers are making videos about how the Coronavirus is a false flag medicare pyramid scheme . Conspiracy theories used to be a fun way to keep the past alive....Hitler has a casino in Alabama with the best breakfast buffet on Highway 10!! Now there are so many conspiracies they have become lazy and absurd...the CIA is controlled by the giraffe people who are waging a war against the de-jungleization of the jungle. You can't swing a dead cat without hitting someone with a conspiracy theory...the moon is a triangle and Bigfoot can't refuse to do your taxes if you pour salt on his tail. People will believe anything now because the truth can't get enough clicks.
Bigfoot lost his tail when God hit him in the ass with that lightning bolt back on Noah's Ark ... one of the few lightning bolts that God was able to hit his mark with... so I guess you'll just have to be like D.J.T. and skip paying your taxes.
Bigfoot works for Bill Gates, which is why Microsoft is based in Washington.
"If a tree falls in the woods ... you can bet Bigfoot had something to do with it."

Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

#4905
JMC-STL wrote:
Tue May 12, 2020 6:58 am
CaptSMRT wrote:
Mon May 11, 2020 11:30 pm
Turk Sanderson wrote:
Mon May 11, 2020 6:43 pm

Bigfoot lost his tail when God hit him in the ass with that lightning bolt back on Noah's Ark ... one of the few lightning bolts that God was able to hit his mark with... so I guess you'll just have to be like D.J.T. and skip paying your taxes.
Bigfoot works for Bill Gates, which is why Microsoft is based in Washington.
"If a tree falls in the woods ... you can bet Bigfoot had something to do with it."
Bigfoot...I trust him as far as I can throw hm.

Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

#4906
CaptSMRT wrote:
Tue May 12, 2020 5:56 pm
JMC-STL wrote:
Tue May 12, 2020 6:58 am
CaptSMRT wrote:
Mon May 11, 2020 11:30 pm

Bigfoot works for Bill Gates, which is why Microsoft is based in Washington.
"If a tree falls in the woods ... you can bet Bigfoot had something to do with it."
Bigfoot...I trust him as far as I can throw hm.
You really should quit watching FOX News when you're getting high...SMFH

Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

#4914
T.C. wrote:
Thu May 14, 2020 7:22 am
skip to 1:22:40. dude, i didn't know you did KT. that's was great. i know you don't know in advance but i would have come out. gotta catch tony early. you come in that late and you're getting hated.
If the Kings or Ducks came into St Louis, and beat up on the Blues, and insulted them en masse, we'd be pissed... why should we be okay with some L.A. dickhead coming to St Louis and belittling our forum comedian. Fuck that.... When he asked the Capt'n "Why Finger?", the Capt'n should have pointed at him while looking at the audience and said "Because Dickhead was already taken."

Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

#4915
T.C. wrote:
Thu May 14, 2020 7:22 am
skip to 1:22:40. dude, i didn't know you did KT. that's was great. i know you don't know in advance but i would have come out. gotta catch tony early. you come in that late and you're getting hated.
Well...I had no idea what was going on. I heard about the show, so I went...and signed up. There were about 35 names on the list, so I had no idea I was getting called up. I had figured everything out half way through the show and the Jimmy Stealth comes up and does his abortion joke. I was going to do an abortion joke, a better one....but it seemed like I would be trying too hard, and went another direction. I had no idea he was going to hate me that much...and to be honest...the idea of killing Tony on the Kill Tony podcast did cross my mind. I took it all like a pro and still made the audience laugh. That Big Mac song has a new special place in my heart now.

Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

#4924
Turk Sanderson wrote:
Fri May 15, 2020 11:16 am
CaptSMRT wrote:
Thu May 14, 2020 5:52 pm
Turk Sanderson wrote:
Thu May 14, 2020 3:58 pm
No-one should be okay with this, and say shit about Petro letting Jamie Benn use him for a couch.
Look who ended up winning that battle in the long run.
Well... it seems that either you are fine with that asshole making you his fool, or if you aren't fine with that, you really need to up your game.
You are a TOTAL fan-girl with this, Rev. Seek help.

Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

#4925
JMC-STL wrote:
Fri May 15, 2020 11:20 am
Turk Sanderson wrote:
Fri May 15, 2020 11:16 am
CaptSMRT wrote:
Thu May 14, 2020 5:52 pm

Look who ended up winning that battle in the long run.
Well... it seems that either you are fine with that asshole making you his fool, or if you aren't fine with that, you really need to up your game.
You are a TOTAL fan-girl with this, Rev. Seek help.
We've spent 4 years and 8 months and 197 pages slaving away in this comedy mine of his trying to make him St Louis' finest comedian, and then he gets the stinky leather mitt from some L.A. punk. Yeah, I'm taking it personal!
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