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I dont look at mobile porn because I get jealous my phone is experiencing penetration and I'm not.

(golf clap)

JMC-STL wrote: Thu Dec 12, 2019 5:44 pm(golf clap)

Heh...in all seriousness I am one of the few people on Earth that does not look at porn on the phone. It seems kind of desperate and a Nerd told me that you can get a virus nested in your phone.

So you're taking phone-sex advice from JMC???

Turk Sanderson wrote: Thu Dec 12, 2019 6:07 pm So you're taking phone-sex advice from JMC???

When you put it like that....I just died from throwing up.

CaptSMRT wrote: Thu Dec 12, 2019 10:27 pm

Turk Sanderson wrote: Thu Dec 12, 2019 6:07 pmSo you're taking phone-sex advice from JMC???

When you put it like that....I just died from throwing up.

And so I've done a great thing for The World of Comedy.

JMC-STL wrote: Fri Dec 13, 2019 6:28 am

CaptSMRT wrote: Thu Dec 12, 2019 10:27 pm

Turk Sanderson wrote: Thu Dec 12, 2019 6:07 pmSo you're taking phone-sex advice from JMC???

When you put it like that....I just died from throwing up.

And so I've done a great thing for The World of Comedy.

The world of comedy loves me. I am fun and different.

CaptSMRT wrote: Fri Dec 13, 2019 6:46 am

JMC-STL wrote: Fri Dec 13, 2019 6:28 am

CaptSMRT wrote: Thu Dec 12, 2019 10:27 pmWhen you put it like that....I just died from throwing up.

And so I've done a great thing for The World of Comedy.

The world of comedy loves me. I am fun and different.

Like a human-sized egg of Silly Putty. Or a rainbow colored condom.

JMC-STL wrote: Fri Dec 13, 2019 7:48 am

CaptSMRT wrote: Fri Dec 13, 2019 6:46 am

JMC-STL wrote: Fri Dec 13, 2019 6:28 am
And so I've done a great thing for The World of Comedy.

The world of comedy loves me. I am fun and different.

Like a human-sized egg of Silly Putty. Or a rainbow colored condom.

Both

CaptSMRT wrote: Fri Dec 13, 2019 3:34 pm

JMC-STL wrote: Fri Dec 13, 2019 7:48 am

CaptSMRT wrote: Fri Dec 13, 2019 6:46 amThe world of comedy loves me. I am fun and different.

Like a human-sized egg of Silly Putty. Or a rainbow colored condom.

Both

The former inside the latter, I reckon.

JMC-STL wrote: Fri Dec 13, 2019 7:51 pm

CaptSMRT wrote: Fri Dec 13, 2019 3:34 pm

JMC-STL wrote: Fri Dec 13, 2019 7:48 am
Like a human-sized egg of Silly Putty. Or a rainbow colored condom.

Both

The former inside the latter, I reckon.

A rainbow colored condom that leaks silly putty swimmers.... now that would make for an interesting re-boot.

Turk Sanderson wrote: Fri Dec 13, 2019 10:26 pmA rainbow colored condom that leaks silly putty swimmers.... now that would make for an interesting re-boot.

But if The Cap'n released it on You Tube, you wouldn't be able to see any of it. Just his voice-over talking about phone sex with a mouthful of MILK DUDS. Though I suppose that could be arousing to some in his audience.

I know this is the same video from the other night...but i am trying to put things in a more consumable format.

I've been watching Unsolved Mysteries on NetFlix and that show isn't right. You thought the 80's was all about cocaine and ET, but when you look beneath the surface a bit you see there was a lot more grandma raping and burying bodies in ditches than there was Michael Jackson paternity lawsuits.

CaptSMRT wrote: Tue Dec 24, 2019 2:48 pm

You Anti-Dinosaurite BASTARD!

Merry Christmas, America. Enjoy it while you can before NASA is able to carry out the lizard-man agenda and commit mass genocide of immigrants with space lasers.

And you act like this is a bad thing.

JMC-STL wrote: Fri Dec 27, 2019 6:32 pm And you act like this is a bad thing.

Build a space wall!!!!

CaptSMRT wrote: Fri Dec 27, 2019 6:57 pm

JMC-STL wrote: Fri Dec 27, 2019 6:32 pmAnd you act like this is a bad thing.

Build a space wall!!!!

Just make sure it's one that's transparent to immigrant-lethal lasers!!!!

The last week has been illuminating. Two guys I know were dumped by prostitutes, one for not bathing and one for being too clingy. If you are married and have sex write a book about it...you are ahead of the curve.

CaptSMRT wrote: Sat Dec 28, 2019 1:42 pm The last week has been illuminating. Two guys I know were dumped by prostitutes, one for not bathing and one for being too clingy. ...

That's oddly illuminating about you, as well.

JMC-STL wrote: Sat Dec 28, 2019 6:16 pm

CaptSMRT wrote: Sat Dec 28, 2019 1:42 pm The last week has been illuminating. Two guys I know were dumped by prostitutes, one for not bathing and one for being too clingy. ...

That's oddly illuminating about you, as well.

They were probably asylum posters.

Turk Sanderson wrote: Sat Dec 28, 2019 7:54 pm

JMC-STL wrote: Sat Dec 28, 2019 6:16 pm

CaptSMRT wrote: Sat Dec 28, 2019 1:42 pmThe last week has been illuminating. Two guys I know were dumped by prostitutes, one for not bathing and one for being too clingy. ...

That's oddly illuminating about you, as well.

They were probably asylum posters.

Nah, those clowns are dumped ON by prostitutes. And they enjoy it.