Heh...in all seriousness I am one of the few people on Earth that does not look at porn on the phone. It seems kind of desperate and a Nerd told me that you can get a virus nested in your phone.
And so I've done a great thing for The World of Comedy.
The world of comedy loves me. I am fun and different.
Like a human-sized egg of Silly Putty. Or a rainbow colored condom.
The former inside the latter, I reckon.
A rainbow colored condom that leaks silly putty swimmers.... now that would make for an interesting re-boot.
But if The Cap'n released it on You Tube, you wouldn't be able to see any of it. Just his voice-over talking about phone sex with a mouthful of MILK DUDS. Though I suppose that could be arousing to some in his audience.
I've been watching Unsolved Mysteries on NetFlix and that show isn't right. You thought the 80's was all about cocaine and ET, but when you look beneath the surface a bit you see there was a lot more grandma raping and burying bodies in ditches than there was Michael Jackson paternity lawsuits.
They were probably asylum posters.
Nah, those clowns are dumped ON by prostitutes. And they enjoy it.Turk Sanderson wrote: ↑Sat Dec 28, 2019 7:54 pmThey were probably asylum posters.