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Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

Posted: Sun Dec 01, 2019 10:14 am
by CaptSMRT
JMC-STL wrote:
Fri Nov 29, 2019 4:04 am
CaptSMRT wrote:
Thu Nov 28, 2019 8:24 pm
JMC-STL wrote:
Thu Nov 28, 2019 10:58 am

To fans of The Office & Playboy TV's Undercover. Career heights I'm glad to see you aspire to, Cap'n.
Hey...it was nice to be treated like a pro.
No argument there. You prostitute yourself every time you step on stage. Too bad the gigs don't pay like it.
I'll be prostituting myself tonight hosting at Helium.

Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

Posted: Sun Dec 01, 2019 6:11 pm
by Turk Sanderson
CaptSMRT wrote:
Sun Dec 01, 2019 10:14 am
JMC-STL wrote:
Fri Nov 29, 2019 4:04 am
CaptSMRT wrote:
Thu Nov 28, 2019 8:24 pm

Hey...it was nice to be treated like a pro.
No argument there. You prostitute yourself every time you step on stage. Too bad the gigs don't pay like it.
I'll be prostituting myself tonight hosting at Helium.
You may be sure that your sins will find you out.

Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

Posted: Mon Dec 02, 2019 9:01 pm
by JMC-STL
Turk Sanderson wrote:
Sun Dec 01, 2019 6:11 pm
CaptSMRT wrote:
Sun Dec 01, 2019 10:14 am
I'll be prostituting myself tonight hosting at Helium.
You may be sure that your sins will find you out.
Or his pharmacist will.

Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

Posted: Tue Dec 03, 2019 10:53 am
by Turk Sanderson
JMC-STL wrote:
Mon Dec 02, 2019 9:01 pm
Turk Sanderson wrote:
Sun Dec 01, 2019 6:11 pm
CaptSMRT wrote:
Sun Dec 01, 2019 10:14 am
I'll be prostituting myself tonight hosting at Helium.
You may be sure that your sins will find you out.
Or his pharmacist will.
his pharmy might help keep his dick from falling off, but he can't save his soul.

Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

Posted: Tue Dec 03, 2019 11:19 am
by JMC-STL
Turk Sanderson wrote:
Tue Dec 03, 2019 10:53 am
JMC-STL wrote:
Mon Dec 02, 2019 9:01 pm
Turk Sanderson wrote:
Sun Dec 01, 2019 6:11 pm
You may be sure that your sins will find you out.
Or his pharmacist will.
his pharmy might help keep his dick from falling off, but he can't save his soul.
But Christian Genius Billionaire Kanye West can! His entrepreneurial spirit is gonna make TDC look like just a run-of-the-mill snake oil sales scam. Not that those certificates of yours don't already have you halfway up the snake's ass. While CGBKW is all the way up Kim's.

Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

Posted: Tue Dec 03, 2019 11:33 am
by Turk Sanderson
JMC-STL wrote:
Tue Dec 03, 2019 11:19 am
Turk Sanderson wrote:
Tue Dec 03, 2019 10:53 am
JMC-STL wrote:
Mon Dec 02, 2019 9:01 pm

Or his pharmacist will.
his pharmy might help keep his dick from falling off, but he can't save his soul.
But Christian Genius Billionaire Kanye West can! His entrepreneurial spirit is gonna make TDC look like just a run-of-the-mill snake oil sales scam. Not that those certificates of yours don't already have you halfway up the snake's ass. While CGBKW is all the way up Kim's.
KW is all the way up KK's and DJT's asses at the same time. Total snake orgy goin' on there.

Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

Posted: Tue Dec 10, 2019 10:59 pm
by CaptSMRT
The human body can live on MILK DUDS alone for 163 days before perishing

Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

Posted: Tue Dec 10, 2019 11:44 pm
by Turk Sanderson
CaptSMRT wrote:
Tue Dec 10, 2019 10:59 pm
The human body can live on MILK DUDS alone for 163 days before perishing
So, how many days do you have left?

Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

Posted: Wed Dec 11, 2019 3:39 am
by JMC-STL
Turk Sanderson wrote:
Tue Dec 10, 2019 11:44 pm
CaptSMRT wrote:
Tue Dec 10, 2019 10:59 pm
The human body can live on MILK DUDS alone for 163 days before perishing
So, how many days do you have left?
CAVEAT: If said human body swallows said MILK DUDS whole, the timeline to expiration is significantly reduced.

Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

Posted: Wed Dec 11, 2019 6:32 am
by CaptSMRT
JMC-STL wrote:
Wed Dec 11, 2019 3:39 am
Turk Sanderson wrote:
Tue Dec 10, 2019 11:44 pm
CaptSMRT wrote:
Tue Dec 10, 2019 10:59 pm
The human body can live on MILK DUDS alone for 163 days before perishing
So, how many days do you have left?
CAVEAT: If said human body swallows said MILK DUDS whole, the timeline to expiration is significantly reduced.
You can build an igloo out of Jolly Ranchers. #CandyPreppers

Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

Posted: Wed Dec 11, 2019 6:44 am
by JMC-STL
CaptSMRT wrote:
Wed Dec 11, 2019 6:32 am
JMC-STL wrote:
Wed Dec 11, 2019 3:39 am
CAVEAT: If said human body swallows said MILK DUDS whole, the timeline to expiration is significantly reduced.
You can build an igloo out of Jolly Ranchers. #CandyPreppers
And you can shit a 1/2-scale model of an African elephant out of whole MILK DUDS. #CandyPrepH'ers

Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

Posted: Wed Dec 11, 2019 7:40 am
by Turk Sanderson
CaptSMRT wrote:
Wed Dec 11, 2019 6:32 am
JMC-STL wrote:
Wed Dec 11, 2019 3:39 am
Turk Sanderson wrote:
Tue Dec 10, 2019 11:44 pm

So, how many days do you have left?
CAVEAT: If said human body swallows said MILK DUDS whole, the timeline to expiration is significantly reduced.
You can build an igloo out of Jolly Ranchers. #CandyPreppers
Polar bears, heard walking away from CAPT’ns destroyed Jolly Rancher igloo:
“That outside coating wasn’t bad, but the filling tastes like shit!”

Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

Posted: Wed Dec 11, 2019 2:01 pm
by CaptSMRT
Turk Sanderson wrote:
Wed Dec 11, 2019 7:40 am
CaptSMRT wrote:
Wed Dec 11, 2019 6:32 am
JMC-STL wrote:
Wed Dec 11, 2019 3:39 am

CAVEAT: If said human body swallows said MILK DUDS whole, the timeline to expiration is significantly reduced.
You can build an igloo out of Jolly Ranchers. #CandyPreppers
Polar bears, heard walking away from CAPT’ns destroyed Jolly Rancher igloo:
“That outside coating wasn’t bad, but the filling tastes like shit!”
I started to think about prepping for a natural disaster and nobody ever mentions candy. I think it would be like gold you could trade for anything. My prepper vault would be stocked with candy and heroin.

Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

Posted: Wed Dec 11, 2019 2:56 pm
by Turk Sanderson
CaptSMRT wrote:
Wed Dec 11, 2019 2:01 pm
Turk Sanderson wrote:
Wed Dec 11, 2019 7:40 am
CaptSMRT wrote:
Wed Dec 11, 2019 6:32 am


You can build an igloo out of Jolly Ranchers. #CandyPreppers
Polar bears, heard walking away from CAPT’ns destroyed Jolly Rancher igloo:
“That outside coating wasn’t bad, but the filling tastes like shit!”
I started to think about prepping for a natural disaster and nobody ever mentions candy. I think it would be like gold you could trade for anything. My prepper vault would be stocked with candy and heroin.
The world gets a re-boot, and you're gonna bring candy and heroin to the party?

Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

Posted: Wed Dec 11, 2019 6:52 pm
by JMC-STL
Turk Sanderson wrote:
Wed Dec 11, 2019 2:56 pm
CaptSMRT wrote:
Wed Dec 11, 2019 2:01 pm
I started to think about prepping for a natural disaster and nobody ever mentions candy. I think it would be like gold you could trade for anything. My prepper vault would be stocked with candy and heroin.
The world gets a re-boot, and you're gonna bring candy and heroin to the party?
He's gonna bring Rock Candy. Her heart is sweet & sticky.

Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

Posted: Wed Dec 11, 2019 9:44 pm
by Turk Sanderson
JMC-STL wrote:
Wed Dec 11, 2019 6:52 pm
Turk Sanderson wrote:
Wed Dec 11, 2019 2:56 pm
CaptSMRT wrote:
Wed Dec 11, 2019 2:01 pm
I started to think about prepping for a natural disaster and nobody ever mentions candy. I think it would be like gold you could trade for anything. My prepper vault would be stocked with candy and heroin.
The world gets a re-boot, and you're gonna bring candy and heroin to the party?
He's gonna bring Rock Candy. Her heart is sweet & sticky.
He'd be better off if the bears ate him...

Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

Posted: Thu Dec 12, 2019 12:51 am
by CaptSMRT
Turk Sanderson wrote:
Wed Dec 11, 2019 9:44 pm
JMC-STL wrote:
Wed Dec 11, 2019 6:52 pm
Turk Sanderson wrote:
Wed Dec 11, 2019 2:56 pm

The world gets a re-boot, and you're gonna bring candy and heroin to the party?
He's gonna bring Rock Candy. Her heart is sweet & sticky.
He'd be better off if the bears ate him...
JMC more optimistic than Turk...this is a disturbing turn of events.

Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

Posted: Thu Dec 12, 2019 5:16 am
by JMC-STL
CaptSMRT wrote:
Thu Dec 12, 2019 12:51 am
JMC more optimistic than Turk...this is a disturbing turn of events.
He's been that way since you got him hooked on MILK DUDS. The old man needs a high colonic.

Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

Posted: Thu Dec 12, 2019 9:58 am
by CaptSMRT
JMC-STL wrote:
Thu Dec 12, 2019 5:16 am
CaptSMRT wrote:
Thu Dec 12, 2019 12:51 am
JMC more optimistic than Turk...this is a disturbing turn of events.
He's been that way since you got him hooked on MILK DUDS. The old man needs a high colonic.
MILK DUDS will be the new money after the Democracy bubble bursts.

Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

Posted: Thu Dec 12, 2019 10:49 am
by JMC-STL
CaptSMRT wrote:
Thu Dec 12, 2019 9:58 am
JMC-STL wrote:
Thu Dec 12, 2019 5:16 am
CaptSMRT wrote:
Thu Dec 12, 2019 12:51 am
JMC more optimistic than Turk...this is a disturbing turn of events.
He's been that way since you got him hooked on MILK DUDS. The old man needs a high colonic.
MILK DUDS will be the new money after the Democracy bubble bursts.
I heard AOC was secretly elected as chairwoman of the Hershey Co. Board of Directors. KISS your MILK DUDS goodbye.

Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

Posted: Thu Dec 12, 2019 11:03 am
by Turk Sanderson
JMC-STL wrote:
Thu Dec 12, 2019 10:49 am
CaptSMRT wrote:
Thu Dec 12, 2019 9:58 am
JMC-STL wrote:
Thu Dec 12, 2019 5:16 am

He's been that way since you got him hooked on MILK DUDS. The old man needs a high colonic.
MILK DUDS will be the new money after the Democracy bubble bursts.
I heard AOC was secretly elected as chairwoman of the Hershey Co. Board of Directors. KISS your MILK DUDS goodbye.
Nope... Free Milk Duds for everybody!!!

Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

Posted: Thu Dec 12, 2019 12:57 pm
by JMC-STL
Turk Sanderson wrote:
Thu Dec 12, 2019 11:03 am
JMC-STL wrote:
Thu Dec 12, 2019 10:49 am
CaptSMRT wrote:
Thu Dec 12, 2019 9:58 am
MILK DUDS will be the new money after the Democracy bubble bursts.
I heard AOC was secretly elected as chairwoman of the Hershey Co. Board of Directors. KISS your MILK DUDS goodbye.
Nope... Free Milk Duds for everybody!!!
The woman doesn't even know how to use a freakin' garbage disposer. Every household in America will get a free plunger instead. I can hear the giant sucking sound already.

Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

Posted: Thu Dec 12, 2019 2:41 pm
by T.C.
there's a monster in her sink. maybe she's just scared, give her a break. i can't imagine how traumatic it must be having a monster in your sink.

Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

Posted: Thu Dec 12, 2019 4:25 pm
by Turk Sanderson
JMC-STL wrote:
Thu Dec 12, 2019 12:57 pm
Turk Sanderson wrote:
Thu Dec 12, 2019 11:03 am
JMC-STL wrote:
Thu Dec 12, 2019 10:49 am

I heard AOC was secretly elected as chairwoman of the Hershey Co. Board of Directors. KISS your MILK DUDS goodbye.
Nope... Free Milk Duds for everybody!!!
The woman doesn't even know how to use a freakin' garbage disposer. Every household in America will get a free plunger instead. I can hear the giant sucking sound already.
There's already a yuge sucking sound coming out of D.C. .... and it's not her.

Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

Posted: Thu Dec 12, 2019 4:27 pm
by Turk Sanderson
T.C. wrote:
Thu Dec 12, 2019 2:41 pm
there's a monster in her sink. maybe she's just scared, give her a break. i can't imagine how traumatic it must be having a monster in your sink.
That monster is Bill Barr trying to find the spys.