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Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

Posted: Tue Nov 19, 2019 7:04 pm
by CaptSMRT
Ozzies09tc wrote: Tue Nov 19, 2019 6:20 pm
CaptSMRT wrote: Tue Nov 19, 2019 6:07 pm
Ozzies09tc wrote: Tue Nov 19, 2019 5:25 pm

If it's jail rape, it may be a brown area...
According to American History X it is a red area.
I bow down to you good sir. I'll see my way out the back door
I see what you did there.

Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

Posted: Tue Nov 19, 2019 7:21 pm
by Ozzies09tc
CaptSMRT wrote: Tue Nov 19, 2019 7:04 pm
Ozzies09tc wrote: Tue Nov 19, 2019 6:20 pm
CaptSMRT wrote: Tue Nov 19, 2019 6:07 pm

According to American History X it is a red area.
I bow down to you good sir. I'll see my way out the back door
I see what you did there.
Good.

I'm into voyeurism :blush:

Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

Posted: Wed Nov 20, 2019 7:46 am
by JMC-STL
The last few posts have changed my mind about using words that I **NEVER** thought I'd be compelled to utter regarding The Cap'n's legendary mega-thread ...

"This has taken a very dark turn ..."

Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

Posted: Wed Nov 20, 2019 10:56 pm
by Turk Sanderson
JMC-STL wrote: Wed Nov 20, 2019 7:46 am The last few posts have changed my mind about using words that I **NEVER** thought I'd be compelled to utter regarding The Cap'n's legendary mega-thread ...

"This has taken a very dark turn ..."
You weren't expecting that shit to be goin' on in the daylight, were you?

Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

Posted: Thu Nov 21, 2019 2:48 pm
by JMC-STL
Turk Sanderson wrote: Wed Nov 20, 2019 10:56 pm
JMC-STL wrote: Wed Nov 20, 2019 7:46 am The last few posts have changed my mind about using words that I **NEVER** thought I'd be compelled to utter regarding The Cap'n's legendary mega-thread ...

"This has taken a very dark turn ..."
You weren't expecting that shit to be goin' on in the daylight, were you?
I prefer to be able to see my attacker ... even if it's in the mirror.

Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

Posted: Thu Nov 21, 2019 10:40 pm
by CaptSMRT

Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

Posted: Thu Nov 21, 2019 11:19 pm
by Turk Sanderson
CaptSMRT wrote: Thu Nov 21, 2019 10:40 pm
"This has taken a very dark turn ..."

Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

Posted: Fri Nov 22, 2019 7:17 am
by JMC-STL
Turk Sanderson wrote: Thu Nov 21, 2019 11:19 pm
CaptSMRT wrote: Thu Nov 21, 2019 10:40 pm
"This has taken a very dark turn ..."
He drove all the way to Cape for that? He could've gotten the same indifferent response down at St. Patrick Center.

Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

Posted: Sat Nov 23, 2019 1:29 am
by CaptSMRT
JMC-STL wrote: Fri Nov 22, 2019 7:17 am
Turk Sanderson wrote: Thu Nov 21, 2019 11:19 pm
CaptSMRT wrote: Thu Nov 21, 2019 10:40 pm
"This has taken a very dark turn ..."
He drove all the way to Cape for that? He could've gotten the same indifferent response down at St. Patrick Center.
That indifference got me three guest spots at a new club and a leg into a higher level of comedy.

Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

Posted: Sat Nov 23, 2019 7:07 am
by JMC-STL
CaptSMRT wrote: Sat Nov 23, 2019 1:29 am
JMC-STL wrote: Fri Nov 22, 2019 7:17 amHe drove all the way to Cape for that? He could've gotten the same indifferent response down at St. Patrick Center.
That indifference got me three guest spots at a new club and a leg into a higher level of comedy.
Good luck, and don't forget get to take the rest of your body parts along for the ride.

Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

Posted: Sat Nov 23, 2019 9:19 am
by CaptSMRT
JMC-STL wrote: Sat Nov 23, 2019 7:07 am
CaptSMRT wrote: Sat Nov 23, 2019 1:29 am
JMC-STL wrote: Fri Nov 22, 2019 7:17 amHe drove all the way to Cape for that? He could've gotten the same indifferent response down at St. Patrick Center.
That indifference got me three guest spots at a new club and a leg into a higher level of comedy.
Good luck, and don't forget get to take the rest of your body parts along for the ride.
The drive wasn't bad. I got invited to a festival in LA!!!

Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

Posted: Sat Nov 23, 2019 10:45 am
by Turk Sanderson
CaptSMRT wrote: Sat Nov 23, 2019 9:19 am
JMC-STL wrote: Sat Nov 23, 2019 7:07 am
CaptSMRT wrote: Sat Nov 23, 2019 1:29 am
That indifference got me three guest spots at a new club and a leg into a higher level of comedy.
Good luck, and don't forget get to take the rest of your body parts along for the ride.
The drive wasn't bad. I got invited to a festival in LA!!!
A fish fry in Lower Arnold is hardly a festival.

Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

Posted: Sat Nov 23, 2019 12:11 pm
by JMC-STL
Turk Sanderson wrote: Sat Nov 23, 2019 10:45 am
CaptSMRT wrote: Sat Nov 23, 2019 9:19 amThe drive wasn't bad. I got invited to a festival in LA!!!
A fish fry in Lower Arnold is hardly a festival.
I thought he meant "Lower Alabama" - aka, "the Florida Panhandle" - aka, "the Emerald Coast" - aka, "the Redneck Riviera." It's just like Lower Arnold, only you can actually see your wife-cousin's 11th toe under the water.

Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

Posted: Sat Nov 23, 2019 4:42 pm
by Turk Sanderson
JMC-STL wrote: Sat Nov 23, 2019 12:11 pm
Turk Sanderson wrote: Sat Nov 23, 2019 10:45 am
CaptSMRT wrote: Sat Nov 23, 2019 9:19 amThe drive wasn't bad. I got invited to a festival in LA!!!
A fish fry in Lower Arnold is hardly a festival.
I thought he meant "Lower Alabama" - aka, "the Florida Panhandle" - aka, "the Emerald Coast" - aka, "the Redneck Riviera." It's just like Lower Arnold, only you can actually see your wife-cousin's 11th toe under the water.
I don't think blow-job ghosts would go over well with the Lower Alabama pseudo-Christian crowd..they'd probably broom-stick his ass for even mentioning it. The Lower Arnold crowd would probably give it a good laugh though... just before they broom-sticked his ass.

Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

Posted: Mon Nov 25, 2019 11:15 am
by CaptSMRT

Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

Posted: Wed Nov 27, 2019 9:05 am
by CaptSMRT
Did the audience response come through on this one?

Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

Posted: Wed Nov 27, 2019 9:06 am
by CaptSMRT
Kate Quigley loved my Blues hoodie.

Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

Posted: Wed Nov 27, 2019 1:17 pm
by JMC-STL
CaptSMRT wrote: Wed Nov 27, 2019 9:06 amKate Quigley loved my Blues hoodie.
Is that a veiled reference to your foreskin? :?

Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

Posted: Wed Nov 27, 2019 8:49 pm
by Turk Sanderson
JMC-STL wrote: Wed Nov 27, 2019 1:17 pm
CaptSMRT wrote: Wed Nov 27, 2019 9:06 amKate Quigley loved my Blues hoodie.
Is that a veiled reference to your foreskin? :?
He calls his junk Kate Quigley?

Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

Posted: Wed Nov 27, 2019 8:53 pm
by JMC-STL
Turk Sanderson wrote: Wed Nov 27, 2019 8:49 pm
JMC-STL wrote: Wed Nov 27, 2019 1:17 pm
CaptSMRT wrote: Wed Nov 27, 2019 9:06 amKate Quigley loved my Blues hoodie.
Is that a veiled reference to your foreskin? :?
He calls his junk Kate Quigley?
What's that, Lassie - Timmy's in the well?!

Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

Posted: Thu Nov 28, 2019 10:20 am
by CaptSMRT
JMC-STL wrote: Wed Nov 27, 2019 8:53 pm
Turk Sanderson wrote: Wed Nov 27, 2019 8:49 pm
JMC-STL wrote: Wed Nov 27, 2019 1:17 pm
Is that a veiled reference to your foreskin? :?
He calls his junk Kate Quigley?
What's that, Lassie - Timmy's in the well?!
She is famous.

Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

Posted: Thu Nov 28, 2019 10:58 am
by JMC-STL
CaptSMRT wrote: Thu Nov 28, 2019 10:20 am
JMC-STL wrote: Wed Nov 27, 2019 8:53 pm
Turk Sanderson wrote: Wed Nov 27, 2019 8:49 pmHe calls his junk Kate Quigley?
What's that, Lassie - Timmy's in the well?!
She is famous.
To fans of The Office & Playboy TV's Undercover. Career heights I'm glad to see you aspire to, Cap'n.

Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

Posted: Thu Nov 28, 2019 8:24 pm
by CaptSMRT
JMC-STL wrote: Thu Nov 28, 2019 10:58 am
CaptSMRT wrote: Thu Nov 28, 2019 10:20 am
JMC-STL wrote: Wed Nov 27, 2019 8:53 pm
What's that, Lassie - Timmy's in the well?!
She is famous.
To fans of The Office & Playboy TV's Undercover. Career heights I'm glad to see you aspire to, Cap'n.
Hey...it was nice to be treated like a pro.

Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

Posted: Thu Nov 28, 2019 9:14 pm
by Turk Sanderson
CaptSMRT wrote: Thu Nov 28, 2019 8:24 pm
JMC-STL wrote: Thu Nov 28, 2019 10:58 am
CaptSMRT wrote: Thu Nov 28, 2019 10:20 am
She is famous.
To fans of The Office & Playboy TV's Undercover. Career heights I'm glad to see you aspire to, Cap'n.
Hey...it was nice to be treated like a pro.
....when you're used to being treated like a con.

Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

Posted: Fri Nov 29, 2019 4:04 am
by JMC-STL
CaptSMRT wrote: Thu Nov 28, 2019 8:24 pm
JMC-STL wrote: Thu Nov 28, 2019 10:58 am
CaptSMRT wrote: Thu Nov 28, 2019 10:20 amShe is famous.
To fans of The Office & Playboy TV's Undercover. Career heights I'm glad to see you aspire to, Cap'n.
Hey...it was nice to be treated like a pro.
No argument there. You prostitute yourself every time you step on stage. Too bad the gigs don't pay like it.