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Posted: **Sat Nov 16, 2019 6:23 am**

CaptSMRT wrote: Fri Nov 15, 2019 10:54 pmTo be fair...it was a very whoreish crowd.

So it felt like a family reunion for you?

Posted: **Sat Nov 16, 2019 9:20 am**

God didn't kill the dinosaurs, the big oil companies did. The Burning Bush told me that.

Posted: **Sat Nov 16, 2019 5:18 pm**

Turk Sanderson wrote: Sat Nov 16, 2019 9:20 am God didn't kill the dinosaurs, the big oil companies did. The Burning Bush told me that.

The CEO of Shell is a tiny mammal, which was able to survive the cold winters after the sun got blocked out.

Posted: **Sat Nov 16, 2019 9:35 pm**

CaptSMRT wrote: Sat Nov 16, 2019 5:18 pm
Turk Sanderson wrote: Sat Nov 16, 2019 9:20 am God didn't kill the dinosaurs, the big oil companies did. The Burning Bush told me that.
The CEO of Shell is a tiny mammal, which was able to survive the cold winters after the sun got blocked out.

Look around and see if you can figure out what’s gonna be the fuel source a million years from now.

Posted: **Sun Nov 17, 2019 3:58 am**

Turk Sanderson wrote: Sat Nov 16, 2019 9:35 pmLook around and see if you can figure out what’s gonna be the fuel source a million years from now.

Oh, sure, rub it in. You'll have the Burning Bush to keep you warm, but what about the rest of us?!

Posted: **Sun Nov 17, 2019 9:05 am**

JMC-STL wrote: Sun Nov 17, 2019 3:58 am
Turk Sanderson wrote: Sat Nov 16, 2019 9:35 pmLook around and see if you can figure out what’s gonna be the fuel source a million years from now.
Oh, sure, rub it in. You'll have the Burning Bush to keep you warm, but what about the rest of us?!

It will be turtles that died from straws in their noses.

Posted: **Sun Nov 17, 2019 1:42 pm**

CaptSMRT wrote: Sun Nov 17, 2019 9:05 am It will be turtles that died from straws in their noses.

Poor Tommy. I was just trying to get him to drink his protein supplement.

Posted: **Sun Nov 17, 2019 6:14 pm**

JMC-STL wrote: Sun Nov 17, 2019 1:42 pm
CaptSMRT wrote: Sun Nov 17, 2019 9:05 am It will be turtles that died from straws in their noses.
Poor Tommy. I was just trying to get him to drink his protein supplement.

Not Tommy the blind pinball turtle!!!

Posted: **Mon Nov 18, 2019 9:13 am**

CaptSMRT wrote: Sun Nov 17, 2019 6:14 pm
JMC-STL wrote: Sun Nov 17, 2019 1:42 pm
CaptSMRT wrote: Sun Nov 17, 2019 9:05 amIt will be turtles that died from straws in their noses.
Poor Tommy. I was just trying to get him to drink his protein supplement.
Not Tommy the blind pinball turtle!!!

Calm down, Cap'n. THAT Tommy is an omnivore, so he gets enough protein. MY Tommy was a vegan turtle.

Posted: **Mon Nov 18, 2019 11:01 am**

JMC-STL wrote: Mon Nov 18, 2019 9:13 am
CaptSMRT wrote: Sun Nov 17, 2019 6:14 pm
JMC-STL wrote: Sun Nov 17, 2019 1:42 pm
Poor Tommy. I was just trying to get him to drink his protein supplement.
Not Tommy the blind pinball turtle!!!
Calm down, Cap'n. THAT Tommy is an omnivore, so he gets enough protein. MY Tommy was a vegan turtle.

I hope both Tommys are using eco-friendly paper straws, and not those nasty plastic straws.

Posted: **Mon Nov 18, 2019 3:01 pm**

Turk Sanderson wrote: Mon Nov 18, 2019 11:01 am
JMC-STL wrote: Mon Nov 18, 2019 9:13 am
CaptSMRT wrote: Sun Nov 17, 2019 6:14 pmNot Tommy the blind pinball turtle!!!
Calm down, Cap'n. THAT Tommy is an omnivore, so he gets enough protein. MY Tommy was a vegan turtle.
I hope both Tommys are using eco-friendly paper straws, and not those nasty plastic straws.

MY Tommy doesn't have much use for ANY sorta straws right now.

Posted: **Mon Nov 18, 2019 5:09 pm**

Turk Sanderson wrote: Sat Nov 16, 2019 9:20 am God didn't kill the dinosaurs, the big oil companies did. The Burning Bush told me that.

isnt that just crabs?

Posted: **Mon Nov 18, 2019 5:30 pm**

Ozzies09tc wrote: Mon Nov 18, 2019 5:09 pm
Turk Sanderson wrote: Sat Nov 16, 2019 9:20 am God didn't kill the dinosaurs, the big oil companies did. The Burning Bush told me that.
isnt that just crabs?

Blasphemy!

Posted: **Mon Nov 18, 2019 6:38 pm**

Turk Sanderson wrote: Mon Nov 18, 2019 5:30 pm
Ozzies09tc wrote: Mon Nov 18, 2019 5:09 pm
Turk Sanderson wrote: Sat Nov 16, 2019 9:20 amGod didn't kill the dinosaurs, the big oil companies did. The Burning Bush told me that.
isnt that just crabs?
Blasphemy!

All of which raises an even deeper religious question: Was it the dinosaurs or Big Oil that gave us crabs? And before you ask, no, I'm not talking about the famous porn star "Big Oil."

Posted: **Mon Nov 18, 2019 8:16 pm**

JMC-STL wrote: Mon Nov 18, 2019 6:38 pm
Turk Sanderson wrote: Mon Nov 18, 2019 5:30 pm
Ozzies09tc wrote: Mon Nov 18, 2019 5:09 pm isnt that just crabs?
Blasphemy!
All of which raises an even deeper religious question: Was it the dinosaurs or Big Oil that gave us crabs? And before you ask, no, I'm not talking about the famous porn star "Big Oil."

You got a mouse in your pocket? I've never had that misfortune.

Posted: **Mon Nov 18, 2019 10:11 pm**

Which is worse...getting raped in prison, or the rejection of not getting raped in prison?

Posted: **Mon Nov 18, 2019 10:21 pm**

CaptSMRT wrote: Mon Nov 18, 2019 10:11 pm Which is worse...getting raped in prison, or the rejection of not getting raped in prison?

Maybe that’s where JMC got the crabs.

Posted: **Mon Nov 18, 2019 10:22 pm**

Turk Sanderson wrote: Mon Nov 18, 2019 10:21 pm
CaptSMRT wrote: Mon Nov 18, 2019 10:11 pm Which is worse...getting raped in prison, or the rejection of not getting raped in prison?
Maybe that’s where JMC got the crabs.

No way anyone is raping his boney ass.

Posted: **Tue Nov 19, 2019 5:34 am**

Turk Sanderson wrote: Mon Nov 18, 2019 8:16 pm
JMC-STL wrote: Mon Nov 18, 2019 6:38 pm
Turk Sanderson wrote: Mon Nov 18, 2019 5:30 pmBlasphemy!
All of which raises an even deeper religious question: Was it the dinosaurs or Big Oil that gave us crabs? And before you ask, no, I'm not talking about the famous porn star "Big Oil."
You got a mouse in your pocket? I've never had that misfortune.

I was speaking for The Royal Us. You know how royalty sleep around.

Posted: **Tue Nov 19, 2019 5:37 am**

CaptSMRT wrote: Mon Nov 18, 2019 10:22 pm
Turk Sanderson wrote: Mon Nov 18, 2019 10:21 pm
CaptSMRT wrote: Mon Nov 18, 2019 10:11 pmWhich is worse...getting raped in prison, or the rejection of not getting raped in prison?
Maybe that’s where JMC got the crabs.
No way anyone is raping his boney ass.

I'm saving myself for just the right cellmate.

Posted: **Tue Nov 19, 2019 4:26 pm**

CaptSMRT wrote: Mon Nov 18, 2019 10:22 pm
Turk Sanderson wrote: Mon Nov 18, 2019 10:21 pm
CaptSMRT wrote: Mon Nov 18, 2019 10:11 pm Which is worse...getting raped in prison, or the rejection of not getting raped in prison?
Maybe that’s where JMC got the crabs.
No way anyone is raping his boney ass.

It'd be a reverse rape as that would hurt the rapist

Posted: **Tue Nov 19, 2019 5:12 pm**

Ozzies09tc wrote: Tue Nov 19, 2019 4:26 pm
CaptSMRT wrote: Mon Nov 18, 2019 10:22 pm
Turk Sanderson wrote: Mon Nov 18, 2019 10:21 pm

Maybe that’s where JMC got the crabs.
No way anyone is raping his boney ass.
It'd be a reverse rape as that would hurt the rapist

Rape is nothing to joke about. Reverse rape??? That is a gray area.

Posted: **Tue Nov 19, 2019 5:25 pm**

CaptSMRT wrote: Tue Nov 19, 2019 5:12 pm
Ozzies09tc wrote: Tue Nov 19, 2019 4:26 pm
CaptSMRT wrote: Mon Nov 18, 2019 10:22 pm

No way anyone is raping his boney ass.
It'd be a reverse rape as that would hurt the rapist
Rape is nothing to joke about. Reverse rape??? That is a gray area.

If it's jail rape, it may be a brown area...

Posted: **Tue Nov 19, 2019 6:07 pm**

Ozzies09tc wrote: Tue Nov 19, 2019 5:25 pm
CaptSMRT wrote: Tue Nov 19, 2019 5:12 pm
Ozzies09tc wrote: Tue Nov 19, 2019 4:26 pm
It'd be a reverse rape as that would hurt the rapist
Rape is nothing to joke about. Reverse rape??? That is a gray area.
If it's jail rape, it may be a brown area...

According to American History X it is a red area.

Posted: **Tue Nov 19, 2019 6:20 pm**

CaptSMRT wrote: Tue Nov 19, 2019 6:07 pm
Ozzies09tc wrote: Tue Nov 19, 2019 5:25 pm
CaptSMRT wrote: Tue Nov 19, 2019 5:12 pm

Rape is nothing to joke about. Reverse rape??? That is a gray area.
If it's jail rape, it may be a brown area...
According to American History X it is a red area.

I bow down to you good sir. I'll see my way out the back door

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