Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
Posted: Sat Nov 16, 2019 6:23 am
So it felt like a family reunion for you?
So it felt like a family reunion for you?
The CEO of Shell is a tiny mammal, which was able to survive the cold winters after the sun got blocked out.Turk Sanderson wrote: Sat Nov 16, 2019 9:20 am God didn't kill the dinosaurs, the big oil companies did. The Burning Bush told me that.
Look around and see if you can figure out what’s gonna be the fuel source a million years from now.CaptSMRT wrote: Sat Nov 16, 2019 5:18 pmThe CEO of Shell is a tiny mammal, which was able to survive the cold winters after the sun got blocked out.Turk Sanderson wrote: Sat Nov 16, 2019 9:20 am God didn't kill the dinosaurs, the big oil companies did. The Burning Bush told me that.
Oh, sure, rub it in. You'll have the Burning Bush to keep you warm, but what about the rest of us?!Turk Sanderson wrote: Sat Nov 16, 2019 9:35 pmLook around and see if you can figure out what’s gonna be the fuel source a million years from now.
It will be turtles that died from straws in their noses.JMC-STL wrote: Sun Nov 17, 2019 3:58 amOh, sure, rub it in. You'll have the Burning Bush to keep you warm, but what about the rest of us?!Turk Sanderson wrote: Sat Nov 16, 2019 9:35 pmLook around and see if you can figure out what’s gonna be the fuel source a million years from now.
Poor Tommy. I was just trying to get him to drink his protein supplement.
Calm down, Cap'n. THAT Tommy is an omnivore, so he gets enough protein. MY Tommy was a vegan turtle.
I hope both Tommys are using eco-friendly paper straws, and not those nasty plastic straws.JMC-STL wrote: Mon Nov 18, 2019 9:13 amCalm down, Cap'n. THAT Tommy is an omnivore, so he gets enough protein. MY Tommy was a vegan turtle.
MY Tommy doesn't have much use for ANY sorta straws right now.Turk Sanderson wrote: Mon Nov 18, 2019 11:01 amI hope both Tommys are using eco-friendly paper straws, and not those nasty plastic straws.
isnt that just crabs?Turk Sanderson wrote: Sat Nov 16, 2019 9:20 am God didn't kill the dinosaurs, the big oil companies did. The Burning Bush told me that.
Blasphemy!Ozzies09tc wrote: Mon Nov 18, 2019 5:09 pmisnt that just crabs?Turk Sanderson wrote: Sat Nov 16, 2019 9:20 am God didn't kill the dinosaurs, the big oil companies did. The Burning Bush told me that.
All of which raises an even deeper religious question: Was it the dinosaurs or Big Oil that gave us crabs? And before you ask, no, I'm not talking about the famous porn star "Big Oil."Turk Sanderson wrote: Mon Nov 18, 2019 5:30 pmBlasphemy!Ozzies09tc wrote: Mon Nov 18, 2019 5:09 pmisnt that just crabs?Turk Sanderson wrote: Sat Nov 16, 2019 9:20 amGod didn't kill the dinosaurs, the big oil companies did. The Burning Bush told me that.
You got a mouse in your pocket? I've never had that misfortune.JMC-STL wrote: Mon Nov 18, 2019 6:38 pmAll of which raises an even deeper religious question: Was it the dinosaurs or Big Oil that gave us crabs? And before you ask, no, I'm not talking about the famous porn star "Big Oil."
Maybe that’s where JMC got the crabs.CaptSMRT wrote: Mon Nov 18, 2019 10:11 pm Which is worse...getting raped in prison, or the rejection of not getting raped in prison?
No way anyone is raping his boney ass.Turk Sanderson wrote: Mon Nov 18, 2019 10:21 pmMaybe that’s where JMC got the crabs.CaptSMRT wrote: Mon Nov 18, 2019 10:11 pm Which is worse...getting raped in prison, or the rejection of not getting raped in prison?
I was speaking for The Royal Us. You know how royalty sleep around.Turk Sanderson wrote: Mon Nov 18, 2019 8:16 pmYou got a mouse in your pocket? I've never had that misfortune.JMC-STL wrote: Mon Nov 18, 2019 6:38 pmAll of which raises an even deeper religious question: Was it the dinosaurs or Big Oil that gave us crabs? And before you ask, no, I'm not talking about the famous porn star "Big Oil."
I'm saving myself for just the right cellmate.CaptSMRT wrote: Mon Nov 18, 2019 10:22 pmNo way anyone is raping his boney ass.Turk Sanderson wrote: Mon Nov 18, 2019 10:21 pmMaybe that’s where JMC got the crabs.CaptSMRT wrote: Mon Nov 18, 2019 10:11 pmWhich is worse...getting raped in prison, or the rejection of not getting raped in prison?
It'd be a reverse rape as that would hurt the rapistCaptSMRT wrote: Mon Nov 18, 2019 10:22 pmNo way anyone is raping his boney ass.Turk Sanderson wrote: Mon Nov 18, 2019 10:21 pmMaybe that’s where JMC got the crabs.CaptSMRT wrote: Mon Nov 18, 2019 10:11 pm Which is worse...getting raped in prison, or the rejection of not getting raped in prison?
Rape is nothing to joke about. Reverse rape??? That is a gray area.Ozzies09tc wrote: Tue Nov 19, 2019 4:26 pmIt'd be a reverse rape as that would hurt the rapist
If it's jail rape, it may be a brown area...CaptSMRT wrote: Tue Nov 19, 2019 5:12 pmRape is nothing to joke about. Reverse rape??? That is a gray area.
According to American History X it is a red area.Ozzies09tc wrote: Tue Nov 19, 2019 5:25 pmIf it's jail rape, it may be a brown area...CaptSMRT wrote: Tue Nov 19, 2019 5:12 pmRape is nothing to joke about. Reverse rape??? That is a gray area.
I bow down to you good sir. I'll see my way out the back doorCaptSMRT wrote: Tue Nov 19, 2019 6:07 pmAccording to American History X it is a red area.Ozzies09tc wrote: Tue Nov 19, 2019 5:25 pmIf it's jail rape, it may be a brown area...CaptSMRT wrote: Tue Nov 19, 2019 5:12 pm
Rape is nothing to joke about. Reverse rape??? That is a gray area.