So it felt like a family reunion for you?
The CEO of Shell is a tiny mammal, which was able to survive the cold winters after the sun got blocked out.
Look around and see if you can figure out what’s gonna be the fuel source a million years from now.
Oh, sure, rub it in. You'll have the Burning Bush to keep you warm, but what about the rest of us?!
It will be turtles that died from straws in their noses.
Not Tommy the blind pinball turtle!!!
Calm down, Cap'n. THAT Tommy is an omnivore, so he gets enough protein. MY Tommy was a vegan turtle.
MY Tommy doesn't have much use for ANY sorta straws right now.Turk Sanderson wrote: ↑Mon Nov 18, 2019 11:01 amI hope both Tommys are using eco-friendly paper straws, and not those nasty plastic straws.
All of which raises an even deeper religious question: Was it the dinosaurs or Big Oil that gave us crabs? And before you ask, no, I'm not talking about the famous porn star "Big Oil."
No way anyone is raping his boney ass.
I was speaking for The Royal Us. You know how royalty sleep around.Turk Sanderson wrote: ↑Mon Nov 18, 2019 8:16 pmYou got a mouse in your pocket? I've never had that misfortune.
Rape is nothing to joke about. Reverse rape??? That is a gray area.
If it's jail rape, it may be a brown area...
According to American History X it is a red area.
I bow down to you good sir. I'll see my way out the back door