Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
Posted: Sun Nov 03, 2019 8:38 am
Desloge? Have you lost your fucking mind??
Desloge? Have you lost your fucking mind??
The people were all nice...it was the damn cigg smoke that almost killed me. ALso....never do crowd work in a loud room unless you are working the whole crowd.
It's all fun and games until you tell a lumberjack joke...CaptSMRT wrote: Sun Nov 03, 2019 8:58 amThe people were all nice...it was the damn cigg smoke that almost killed me. ALso....never do crowd work in a loud room unless you are working the whole crowd.
It was his Walmart set that spoiled the night. There were two 350-pound she-beings covered in "I ♥ Bubba" tats & wearing Bubba's boxers disappearing up their ass cracks waiting for The Cap'n in the parking lot.Turk Sanderson wrote: Sun Nov 03, 2019 9:07 amIt's all fun and games until you tell a lumberjack joke...CaptSMRT wrote: Sun Nov 03, 2019 8:58 amThe people were all nice...it was the damn cigg smoke that almost killed me. ALso....never do crowd work in a loud room unless you are working the whole crowd.
Bigfoot heads down 67 highway whenever he wants to get laid.JMC-STL wrote: Sun Nov 03, 2019 6:26 pmIt was his Walmart set that spoiled the night. There were two 350-pound she-beings covered in "I ♥ Bubba" tats & wearing Bubba's boxers disappearing up their ass cracks waiting for The Cap'n in the parking lot.Turk Sanderson wrote: Sun Nov 03, 2019 9:07 amIt's all fun and games until you tell a lumberjack joke...CaptSMRT wrote: Sun Nov 03, 2019 8:58 am
The people were all nice...it was the damn cigg smoke that almost killed me. ALso....never do crowd work in a loud room unless you are working the whole crowd.
It wasn't that anyone was mad...but if you ask one person a question in a noisy room...everyone's focus drifts.Turk Sanderson wrote: Sun Nov 03, 2019 6:55 pmBigfoot heads down 67 highway whenever he wants to get laid.JMC-STL wrote: Sun Nov 03, 2019 6:26 pmIt was his Walmart set that spoiled the night. There were two 350-pound she-beings covered in "I ♥ Bubba" tats & wearing Bubba's boxers disappearing up their ass cracks waiting for The Cap'n in the parking lot.Turk Sanderson wrote: Sun Nov 03, 2019 9:07 am
It's all fun and games until you tell a lumberjack joke...
Now you know how a first-grade teacher feels. Except your audience in Desloge didn't make it quite that far in school.CaptSMRT wrote: Sun Nov 03, 2019 7:15 pmIt wasn't that anyone was mad...but if you ask one person a question in a noisy room...everyone's focus drifts.
The ones that aren’t listening to you are discussing where they’re gonna hide your dead body.CaptSMRT wrote: Sun Nov 03, 2019 7:15 pmIt wasn't that anyone was mad...but if you ask one person a question in a noisy room...everyone's focus drifts.Turk Sanderson wrote: Sun Nov 03, 2019 6:55 pmBigfoot heads down 67 highway whenever he wants to get laid.JMC-STL wrote: Sun Nov 03, 2019 6:26 pm
It was his Walmart set that spoiled the night. There were two 350-pound she-beings covered in "I ♥ Bubba" tats & wearing Bubba's boxers disappearing up their ass cracks waiting for The Cap'n in the parking lot.
The lead mine tailings will cover the scent so the police dogs can't find The Cap'n's remains. And they make good tattoo inks.Turk Sanderson wrote: Sun Nov 03, 2019 7:42 pmThe ones that aren’t listening to you are discussing where they’re gonna hide your dead body.CaptSMRT wrote: Sun Nov 03, 2019 7:15 pmIt wasn't that anyone was mad...but if you ask one person a question in a noisy room...everyone's focus drifts.
Paul was not amused by anyones antics.JMC-STL wrote: Sun Nov 03, 2019 7:50 pmThe lead mine tailings will cover the scent so the police dogs can't find The Cap'n's remains. And they make good tattoo inks.Turk Sanderson wrote: Sun Nov 03, 2019 7:42 pmThe ones that aren’t listening to you are discussing where they’re gonna hide your dead body.CaptSMRT wrote: Sun Nov 03, 2019 7:15 pmIt wasn't that anyone was mad...but if you ask one person a question in a noisy room...everyone's focus drifts.
Is this like a police lineup type of thing?CaptSMRT wrote: Sun Nov 03, 2019 8:34 pm I did a sketch thing today and Im not sure how it will turn out.
STL LIVE is attempting to be SNL for St Louis. It was all pretty raw. I don't know if i will do any more.Turk Sanderson wrote: Sun Nov 03, 2019 9:32 pmIs this like a police lineup type of thing?CaptSMRT wrote: Sun Nov 03, 2019 8:34 pm I did a sketch thing today and Im not sure how it will turn out.
STL DEAD may be better suited for your material. Or at least STL COMATOSE, if Paul is any indication. BTW, did you lose weight, or is it just the haircut?CaptSMRT wrote: Mon Nov 04, 2019 6:40 amSTL LIVE is attempting to be SNL for St Louis. It was all pretty raw. I don't know if i will do any more.
The guy in that pic doesn't even remotely look like me...congratulations...your eyesight is officially worse than your personality.JMC-STL wrote: Mon Nov 04, 2019 11:32 amSTL DEAD may be better suited for your material. Or at least STL COMATOSE, if Paul is any indication. BTW, did you lose weight, or is it just the haircut?CaptSMRT wrote: Mon Nov 04, 2019 6:40 amSTL LIVE is attempting to be SNL for St Louis. It was all pretty raw. I don't know if i will do any more.
I've been working on that very thing for years. Thanks for validating my efforts.CaptSMRT wrote: Mon Nov 04, 2019 6:35 pm...congratulations...your eyesight is now worse than your personality.
Truly exceeding all expectations...treat yourself to a trip to the ZOO with the other tourists.
Can I ride the train, too?CaptSMRT wrote: Mon Nov 04, 2019 7:04 pmTruly exceeding all expectations...treat yourself to a trip to the ZOO with the other tourists.
Do you offer high colonics at a reduced rate with that thing?Turk Sanderson wrote: Wed Nov 06, 2019 3:44 pmNow that you sinners have turned back the clocks, it's time to start preparing your souls for the holiday season....
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We got some outdated Ex-lax in the hidden storeroom.JMC-STL wrote: Thu Nov 07, 2019 5:30 pmDo you offer high colonics at a reduced rate with that thing?Turk Sanderson wrote: Wed Nov 06, 2019 3:44 pmNow that you sinners have turned back the clocks, it's time to start preparing your souls for the holiday season....
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I think some of those spoiled bottles of Massengill would do a better job cuttin' through my blockage right now. Be sure they come with applicators.Turk Sanderson wrote: Thu Nov 07, 2019 6:00 pmWe got some outdated Ex-lax in the hidden storeroom.JMC-STL wrote: Thu Nov 07, 2019 5:30 pmDo you offer high colonics at a reduced rate with that thing?Turk Sanderson wrote: Wed Nov 06, 2019 3:44 pmNow that you sinners have turned back the clocks, it's time to start preparing your souls for the holiday season....
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