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Posted: **Sun Oct 20, 2019 1:01 am**

Turk Sanderson wrote: Sun Oct 20, 2019 12:40 am Peanut butter's too messy... hot sauce should work a lot better.

Posted: **Sun Oct 20, 2019 6:29 am**

CaptSMRT wrote: Sun Oct 20, 2019 12:38 am
JMC-STL wrote: Sat Oct 19, 2019 9:22 pm
CaptSMRT wrote: Sat Oct 19, 2019 7:18 pmWould it be gross if you put peanut butter on your dogs butt, so you know they clean it really well?
Not as long as you wear a rubber glove. Presuming you were gonna use your hand.
I was going to use a straw.

Application, removal, or both?

Posted: **Fri Oct 25, 2019 8:55 pm**

Jesus's finisher in wrestling...you think you have him pinned... he ascends to Heaven...then drops the Savior's elbow.

Posted: **Fri Oct 25, 2019 9:18 pm**

It's a thing ........................... Bodyslamming for Jesus

Posted: **Sat Oct 26, 2019 1:07 am**

Posted: **Tue Oct 29, 2019 6:31 am**

Adultery seems like Adulthood teamed up with Maturity, like...cheating is a really responsible thing to do.

Posted: **Tue Oct 29, 2019 6:49 am**

Cheating sounds bad...Adultery sounds like a class in high school where you learn how to sew.

Posted: **Tue Oct 29, 2019 6:52 am**

Cheating on your taxes sounds like a crime...committing Adultery on the IRS might be something we all have to consider at one point," I was in the Cayman Islands and they came onto me."

Posted: **Tue Oct 29, 2019 10:03 am**

On extramaritall affairs...
Democrats call it Cheating... Republicans call it Adultery

Posted: **Tue Oct 29, 2019 11:53 am**

CaptSMRT wrote: Sat Oct 26, 2019 1:07 am

Again, you lost me after the first 5 seconds.

Posted: **Tue Oct 29, 2019 4:21 pm**

Turk Sanderson wrote: Tue Oct 29, 2019 10:03 am On extramaritall affairs...
Democrats call it Cheating... Republicans call it Adultery

Adultery sounds like a kind of craft...like scrimshaw.

Posted: **Tue Oct 29, 2019 7:49 pm**

CaptSMRT wrote: Tue Oct 29, 2019 4:21 pm
Turk Sanderson wrote: Tue Oct 29, 2019 10:03 am On extramaritall affairs...
Democrats call it Cheating... Republicans call it Adultery
Adultery sounds like a kind of craft...like scrimshaw.

IDK... I cant see a bunch of Repubs sitting around carving bones and tusks... they do like the killing part though.

Posted: **Tue Oct 29, 2019 8:48 pm**

Turk Sanderson wrote: Tue Oct 29, 2019 7:49 pm
CaptSMRT wrote: Tue Oct 29, 2019 4:21 pm
Turk Sanderson wrote: Tue Oct 29, 2019 10:03 am On extramaritall affairs...
Democrats call it Cheating... Republicans call it Adultery
Adultery sounds like a kind of craft...like scrimshaw.
IDK... I cant see a bunch of Repubs sitting around carving bones and tusks... they do like the killing part though.

I can see a bunch of Repubs sitting around carving their bone into some interns tusks though.

Posted: **Wed Oct 30, 2019 1:43 am**

CaptSMRT wrote: Tue Oct 29, 2019 8:48 pm
Turk Sanderson wrote: Tue Oct 29, 2019 7:49 pm
CaptSMRT wrote: Tue Oct 29, 2019 4:21 pmAdultery sounds like a kind of craft...like scrimshaw.
IDK... I cant see a bunch of Repubs sitting around carving bones and tusks... they do like the killing part though.
I can see a bunch of Repubs sitting around carving their bone into some interns tusks though.

They'll never top the craftiness of a certain Democratic president in THAT field of the arts.

Posted: **Wed Oct 30, 2019 6:46 am**

JMC-STL wrote: Wed Oct 30, 2019 1:43 am
CaptSMRT wrote: Tue Oct 29, 2019 8:48 pm
Turk Sanderson wrote: Tue Oct 29, 2019 7:49 pm
IDK... I cant see a bunch of Repubs sitting around carving bones and tusks... they do like the killing part though.
I can see a bunch of Repubs sitting around carving their bone into some interns tusks though.
They'll never top the craftiness of a certain Democratic president in THAT field of the arts.

Bill Clinton would agree with the original premise....the word adultery almost sounds like it's a good thing.

Posted: **Wed Oct 30, 2019 1:41 pm**

CaptSMRT wrote: Wed Oct 30, 2019 6:46 am
JMC-STL wrote: Wed Oct 30, 2019 1:43 am
CaptSMRT wrote: Tue Oct 29, 2019 8:48 pm
I can see a bunch of Repubs sitting around carving their bone into some interns tusks though.
They'll never top the craftiness of a certain Democratic president in THAT field of the arts.
Bill Clinton would agree with the original premise....the word adultery almost sounds like it's a good thing.

It was, 'till he got caught..... then he was a cheater.

Posted: **Wed Oct 30, 2019 7:23 pm**

Turk Sanderson wrote: Wed Oct 30, 2019 1:41 pm
CaptSMRT wrote: Wed Oct 30, 2019 6:46 am
JMC-STL wrote: Wed Oct 30, 2019 1:43 amThey'll never top the craftiness of a certain Democratic president in THAT field of the arts.
Bill Clinton would agree with the original premise....the word adultery almost sounds like it's a good thing.
It was, 'till he got caught..... then he was a cheater.

"Ah did not have scrimshaw with that woman."

Posted: **Wed Oct 30, 2019 10:23 pm**

JMC-STL wrote: Wed Oct 30, 2019 7:23 pm
Turk Sanderson wrote: Wed Oct 30, 2019 1:41 pm
CaptSMRT wrote: Wed Oct 30, 2019 6:46 am
Bill Clinton would agree with the original premise....the word adultery almost sounds like it's a good thing.
It was, 'till he got caught..... then he was a cheater.
"Ah did not have scrimshaw with that woman."

I'm dying.

Posted: **Thu Oct 31, 2019 4:51 pm**

Native Americans were the first to celebrate Halloween as a reminder of how white people turned them all into ghosts.

Posted: **Thu Oct 31, 2019 10:19 pm**

CaptSMRT wrote: Thu Oct 31, 2019 4:51 pmNative Americans were the first to celebrate Halloween as a reminder of how white people turned them all into ghosts.

So candy corn is actually Native American ghost shit? No wonder my older brother always gave me his bags of it after Halloween.

Posted: **Sat Nov 02, 2019 1:13 am**

Just met a transgender woman. I was confused how to introduce myself so I high fived her vagina.

Posted: **Sat Nov 02, 2019 11:37 am**

CaptSMRT wrote: Sat Nov 02, 2019 1:13 am Just met a transgender woman. I was confused how to introduce myself so I high fived her vagina.

How Trumpian of you.

Posted: **Sat Nov 02, 2019 12:23 pm**

Turk Sanderson wrote: Sat Nov 02, 2019 11:37 am
CaptSMRT wrote: Sat Nov 02, 2019 1:13 am Just met a transgender woman. I was confused how to introduce myself so I high fived her vagina.
How Trumpian of you.

I'm trying to find some common ground.

Posted: **Sat Nov 02, 2019 12:40 pm**

CaptSMRT wrote: Sat Nov 02, 2019 12:23 pm
Turk Sanderson wrote: Sat Nov 02, 2019 11:37 am
CaptSMRT wrote: Sat Nov 02, 2019 1:13 am Just met a transgender woman. I was confused how to introduce myself so I high fived her vagina.
How Trumpian of you.
I'm trying to find some common ground.

Make Anal Great Again

Posted: **Sun Nov 03, 2019 8:21 am**

FUcking survived a show in Desloge....GOD DAMN.

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