CaptSMRT wrote: Fri Sep 27, 2019 7:11 am
What if aliens come to Earth and all they do is raise the price of healthcare? All of the probing was to find pre-existing conditions.
If Vasco Da Gama had discovered America we may have had DaGamacare
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
Posted: Mon Sep 30, 2019 6:42 am
by CaptSMRT
There was only one person in the crowd....and he had a good time.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
Posted: Mon Sep 30, 2019 7:52 am
by JMC-STL
CaptSMRT wrote: Mon Sep 30, 2019 6:42 amThere was only one person in the crowd....and he had a good time.
It was a nice gesture for your parole officer to give up an evening at home to support your rehabilitation.
JMC-STL wrote: Mon Sep 30, 2019 7:52 am
It was a nice gesture for your parole officer to give up an evening at home to support your rehabilitation.
The one guy that was there seemed to have a good time.
A one person crowd won't look good on your resume... better burn the tape,
For more reasons than just your future booking potential.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
Posted: Tue Oct 01, 2019 5:36 pm
by Turk Sanderson
As I watch the telly late at night, hoping that there's news of us somehow getting our democracy back. it occurs to me that the only medicines being advertised these days are for "moderate to severe" cases... of anything. What if your ailment hasn't reached that point yet?
Mr Finger:
"Well Doc, what's the verdict?"
DR:
"You have venereal disease. Not a bad case yet, but that's what you have."
Mr Finger:
"Wow! Give me some medicine...quick!"
DR:
" Sorry, you'll have to come back when it reaches the "moderate to severe" stage."
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
Posted: Tue Oct 01, 2019 6:32 pm
by JMC-STL
Turk Sanderson wrote: Tue Oct 01, 2019 5:36 pm... Mr Finger: "Well Doc, what's the verdict?"
DR: "You have venereal disease. Not a bad case yet, but that's what you have."
Mr Finger: "Wow! Give me some medicine...quick!"
DR: "Sorry, you'll have to come back when it reaches the "moderate to severe" stage." Mr. Finger: "Then quick, Doc, give me your sister's phone number!"
Turk Sanderson wrote: Tue Oct 01, 2019 5:36 pm... Mr Finger: "Well Doc, what's the verdict?"
DR: "You have venereal disease. Not a bad case yet, but that's what you have."
Mr Finger: "Wow! Give me some medicine...quick!"
DR: "Sorry, you'll have to come back when it reaches the "moderate to severe" stage." Mr. Finger: "Then quick, Doc, give me your sister's phone number!"
FTFY
I have a mild case of AIDS. Is there a salve for that?
Turk Sanderson wrote: Tue Oct 01, 2019 5:36 pm... Mr Finger: "Well Doc, what's the verdict?"
DR: "You have venereal disease. Not a bad case yet, but that's what you have."
Mr Finger: "Wow! Give me some medicine...quick!"
DR: "Sorry, you'll have to come back when it reaches the "moderate to severe" stage." Mr. Finger: "Then quick, Doc, give me your sister's phone number!"
FTFY
I have a mild case of AIDS. Is there a salve for that?
Not 'till it reaches the "moderate to severe" stage.
JMC-STL wrote: Wed Oct 02, 2019 11:55 am
I think you got a slow learner on your hands here, Rev. Is there a certificate for that?
I'll speak with The Burning Bush about that.
Edit... The Burning Bush says that he’s toast... shoulda paid his 5%.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
Posted: Tue Oct 08, 2019 9:55 pm
by CaptSMRT
Movie violence has an impact on a person's identity. I binge watched every Mel Gibson movie and now I think I'm Australian.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
Posted: Tue Oct 08, 2019 9:58 pm
by Turk Sanderson
CaptSMRT wrote: Tue Oct 08, 2019 9:55 pm
Movie violence has an impact on a person's identity. I binge watched every Mel Gibson movie and now I think I'm Australian.
You ain't Aussie until you've fucked a kangaroo..... Well?
CaptSMRT wrote: Tue Oct 08, 2019 9:55 pm
Movie violence has an impact on a person's identity. I binge watched every Mel Gibson movie and now I think I'm Australian.
You ain't Aussie until you've fucked a kangaroo..... Well?
Throw another shrimp on the barbee!
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
Posted: Wed Oct 09, 2019 8:19 am
by JMC-STL
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Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
Posted: Thu Oct 10, 2019 10:59 am
by CaptSMRT
JMC-STL wrote: Wed Oct 09, 2019 8:19 am
Shrimp on the Barbie.jpg
I love shrimp and dumb blondes and I'm not amused.
JMC-STL wrote: Wed Oct 09, 2019 8:19 am
Shrimp on the Barbie.jpg
I love shrimp and dumb blondes and I'm not amused.
And yet you still call yourself a comic.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
Posted: Sun Oct 13, 2019 1:18 am
by CaptSMRT
Jacksonville IL...kind of a dead ass crowd. I got booed for saying I am fat. Apparently I am not Illinois fat, which means I only have a host of other mental illness I was unaware of.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
Posted: Sun Oct 13, 2019 8:11 am
by JMC-STL
You should have your agent book you in Rockford sometime. You'd be known as "CaptStringbean" there.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
Posted: Sun Oct 13, 2019 2:22 pm
by CaptSMRT
I'm fat enough to get called fat my entire life....but not fat enough to have a sense of humor about it.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
Posted: Sun Oct 13, 2019 3:50 pm
by Turk Sanderson
CaptSMRT wrote: Sun Oct 13, 2019 2:22 pm
I'm fat enough to get called fat my entire life....but not fat enough to have a sense of humor about it.
In Illinois you're not fat unless your shadow has a shadow.