You should get a woman doctor... then it would be just another day in your life.CaptSMRT wrote: Mon Feb 03, 2020 6:33 pmHe was man handling my merchandise!!!Turk Sanderson wrote: Mon Feb 03, 2020 1:40 pmWell...was your tater greater, or is your spud a dud?CaptSMRT wrote: Mon Feb 03, 2020 12:52 pm My second thought was...get your GOD DAMN Finger off my man potato!
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
4527So you insist on bagging your own at the grocery store, too? Good luck with the self-exams. Double bag for safety.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
4528I do. I hate those fucking people who stand there and wait for other people to do shit for them.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
4529Sure... put those bag-boys and girls out of a job. Force them into a life of crime, and who knows what else.CaptSMRT wrote: Mon Feb 03, 2020 10:19 pmI do. I hate those fucking people who stand there and wait for other people to do shit for them.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
4530Posting in this bottomless shithole of a thread, for at least one of us.Turk Sanderson wrote: Mon Feb 03, 2020 10:32 pmSure... put those bag-boys and girls out of a job. Force them into a life of crime, and who knows what else.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
4531I mine this thread for ideas all of the time. Nobody is here by anything other than free will.JMC-STL wrote: Tue Feb 04, 2020 4:41 amPosting in this bottomless shithole of a thread, for at least one of us.Turk Sanderson wrote: Mon Feb 03, 2020 10:32 pmSure... put those bag-boys and girls out of a job. Force them into a life of crime, and who knows what else.CaptSMRT wrote: Mon Feb 03, 2020 10:19 pm
I do. I hate those fucking people who stand there and wait for other people to do shit for them.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
4532"free will"? You are the Svengali of BNF, and The Rev 'n' me are your Trilby Twins.CaptSMRT wrote: Tue Feb 04, 2020 7:18 amI mine this thread for ideas all of the time. Nobody is here by anything other than free will.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
4535An inflatable girlfriend seems desperate but people will still respect you more than if you play roller hockey.
I'll say I play hockey and people will ask...oh ..where...and then no matter how vague I am they keep probing until they find out it is roller and then they go ...."Ohh"...then give you that you rode the short bus to school look.
I'll say I play hockey and people will ask...oh ..where...and then no matter how vague I am they keep probing until they find out it is roller and then they go ...."Ohh"...then give you that you rode the short bus to school look.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
4536Why did the roller hockey player cross the road?CaptSMRT wrote: Wed Feb 05, 2020 8:26 pm An inflatable girlfriend seems desperate but people will still respect you more than if you play roller hockey.
I'll say I play hockey and people will ask...oh ..where...and then no matter how vague I am they keep probing until they find out it is roller and then they go ...."Ohh"...then give you that you rode the short bus to school look.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
4537Probably to chop their dick off.Turk Sanderson wrote: Wed Feb 05, 2020 9:46 pmWhy did the roller hockey player cross the road?CaptSMRT wrote: Wed Feb 05, 2020 8:26 pm An inflatable girlfriend seems desperate but people will still respect you more than if you play roller hockey.
I'll say I play hockey and people will ask...oh ..where...and then no matter how vague I am they keep probing until they find out it is roller and then they go ...."Ohh"...then give you that you rode the short bus to school look.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
4538Well.... that’s one way to get it out of the chicken, I guess.CaptSMRT wrote: Wed Feb 05, 2020 10:48 pmProbably to chop their dick off.Turk Sanderson wrote: Wed Feb 05, 2020 9:46 pmWhy did the roller hockey player cross the road?CaptSMRT wrote: Wed Feb 05, 2020 8:26 pm An inflatable girlfriend seems desperate but people will still respect you more than if you play roller hockey.
I'll say I play hockey and people will ask...oh ..where...and then no matter how vague I am they keep probing until they find out it is roller and then they go ...."Ohh"...then give you that you rode the short bus to school look.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
4539Thanks, Rev, I always wondered why chicken necks looked like that in the grocery store meat case.Turk Sanderson wrote: Wed Feb 05, 2020 11:06 pmWell.... that’s one way to get it out of the chicken, I guess.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
4540Is it ironic or stupid that the same people who believe the government has captured UFOs also thinks they faked the moon landing.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
4541Pink Floyd proved that man has been to the moon.CaptSMRT wrote: Thu Feb 06, 2020 5:08 pm Is it ironic or stupid that the same people who believe the government has captured UFOs also thinks they faked the moon landing.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
4543The lunatics are certainly all over that grass.Turk Sanderson wrote: Thu Feb 06, 2020 8:32 pmPink Floyd proved that man has been to the moon.DSOTM.JPGCaptSMRT wrote: Thu Feb 06, 2020 5:08 pmIs it ironic or stupid that the same people who believe the government has captured UFOs also thinks they faked the moon landing.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
4544If your blow-up doll knew that you were a roller hockey player, she wouldn’t fuck you either.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
4545After seeing the picture, it’s obvious that the place is overrun with Bigfoots.JMC-STL wrote: Fri Feb 07, 2020 8:29 amThe lunatics are certainly all over that grass.Turk Sanderson wrote: Thu Feb 06, 2020 8:32 pmPink Floyd proved that man has been to the moon.DSOTM.JPGCaptSMRT wrote: Thu Feb 06, 2020 5:08 pmIs it ironic or stupid that the same people who believe the government has captured UFOs also thinks they faked the moon landing.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
4546@Cap'n: Did it make you feel culturally superior to be skinnier than 95% of your audience that night?Turk Sanderson wrote: Fri Feb 07, 2020 8:35 amIf your blow-up doll knew that you were a roller hockey player, she wouldn’t fuck you either.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
4547Well..I either walked someone tonight over saying "short bus" or I didn't.
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4548You may have just hit their "trigger phrase" from long-ago hypnotherapy, and they were compelled to walk out to the front curb to catch a ride. SURELY your own words don't have that sorta power over people ...CaptSMRT wrote: Sat Feb 08, 2020 1:52 amWell..I either walked someone tonight over saying "short bus" or I didn't.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
4549Did you holler at them... "Don't forget your lunch box" ?CaptSMRT wrote: Sat Feb 08, 2020 1:52 am Well..I either walked someone tonight over saying "short bus" or I didn't.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
4550The whole inflatable girlfriend thing was working...and then they got up and left. Pretty sure it had more to do with who said it than what was said.Turk Sanderson wrote: Sat Feb 08, 2020 12:05 pmDid you holler at them... "Don't forget your lunch box" ?CaptSMRT wrote: Sat Feb 08, 2020 1:52 am Well..I either walked someone tonight over saying "short bus" or I didn't.