Cats don't pay child support.CaptSMRT wrote: Sun Nov 01, 2020 8:34 am I shaved a mullet on my cat...and the next day he got the dog pregnant, which was odd since my dog is a boy.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
5277He put truck nuts on his cat box!Turk Sanderson wrote: Sun Nov 01, 2020 10:11 amCats don't pay child support.CaptSMRT wrote: Sun Nov 01, 2020 8:34 am I shaved a mullet on my cat...and the next day he got the dog pregnant, which was odd since my dog is a boy.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
5278His last paycheck was garnished for back child supportCaptSMRT wrote: Sun Nov 01, 2020 11:02 amHe put truck nuts on his cat box!Turk Sanderson wrote: Sun Nov 01, 2020 10:11 amCats don't pay child support.CaptSMRT wrote: Sun Nov 01, 2020 8:34 am I shaved a mullet on my cat...and the next day he got the dog pregnant, which was odd since my dog is a boy.
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5280I'm moving to flat Earth, not because it makes sense. I feel like life on there is easier....Jesus is still alive and releasing albums...there are no stairs...the only thing you need to worry about is falling off the edge and that is always 30 miles away.
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5281An increasingly rare +1 from the better looking old man in the balcony.CaptSMRT wrote: Sun Nov 08, 2020 12:36 amI'm moving to flat Earth, not because it makes sense. I feel like life on there is easier....Jesus is still alive and releasing albums...there are no stairs...the only thing you need to worry about is falling off the edge and that is always 30 miles away.
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5282I can't take credit for reality making less sense than a conspiracy theory.JMC-STL wrote: Sun Nov 08, 2020 9:28 amAn increasingly rare +1 from the better looking old man in the balcony.CaptSMRT wrote: Sun Nov 08, 2020 12:36 amI'm moving to flat Earth, not because it makes sense. I feel like life on there is easier....Jesus is still alive and releasing albums...there are no stairs...the only thing you need to worry about is falling off the edge and that is always 30 miles away.
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5283Sure, move to your Frisbee, just to escape your responsibilities here on round Earth. Don't come spiraling back here when an asteroid hit it, and it shatters like a piece of Grandma's fine china. The U.S.Space Force will shoot you down, just to see if you are friendly or not.CaptSMRT wrote: Sun Nov 08, 2020 12:36 am I'm moving to flat Earth, not because it makes sense. I feel like life on there is easier....Jesus is still alive and releasing albums...there are no stairs...the only thing you need to worry about is falling off the edge and that is always 30 miles away.
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5284Have you heard about adrenochrome? It is a substance Social and Political elites harvest from the blood of frightened children to give themselves super strength and immortality.
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5285isn't there supposed to be a joke mixed in with facts? or did you switch to ted talks?
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5286I'm trying to get an idea what people think and know about this arcane topic. This is a workshop thread...not a show.T.C. wrote: Mon Nov 09, 2020 11:35 am isn't there supposed to be a joke mixed in with facts? or did you switch to ted talks?
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5288I've been mainlining this shit since the early 1950s, when I proof-read the manuscript of The Doors of Perception for my buddy Aldous Huxley. It may be the only thing keeping me alive - besides this thread.CaptSMRT wrote: Mon Nov 09, 2020 7:08 amHave you heard about adrenochrome? It is a substance Social and Political elites harvest from the blood of frightened children to give themselves super strength and immortality.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
5289You must be mainlining something when you post at 3am.JMC-STL wrote: Tue Nov 10, 2020 2:10 amI've been mainlining this shit since the early 1950s, when I proof-read the manuscript of The Doors of Perception for my buddy Aldous Huxley. It may be the only thing keeping me alive - besides this thread.CaptSMRT wrote: Mon Nov 09, 2020 7:08 amHave you heard about adrenochrome? It is a substance Social and Political elites harvest from the blood of frightened children to give themselves super strength and immortality.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
5290GeritolCaptSMRT wrote: Tue Nov 10, 2020 4:18 pmYou must be mainlining something when you post at 3am.JMC-STL wrote: Tue Nov 10, 2020 2:10 amI've been mainlining this shit since the early 1950s, when I proof-read the manuscript of The Doors of Perception for my buddy Aldous Huxley. It may be the only thing keeping me alive - besides this thread.CaptSMRT wrote: Mon Nov 09, 2020 7:08 amHave you heard about adrenochrome? It is a substance Social and Political elites harvest from the blood of frightened children to give themselves super strength and immortality.
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5291Adrenochrome is the Geritol for Washington Elites.Turk Sanderson wrote: Tue Nov 10, 2020 11:00 pmGeritolCaptSMRT wrote: Tue Nov 10, 2020 4:18 pmYou must be mainlining something when you post at 3am.JMC-STL wrote: Tue Nov 10, 2020 2:10 am
I've been mainlining this shit since the early 1950s, when I proof-read the manuscript of The Doors of Perception for my buddy Aldous Huxley. It may be the only thing keeping me alive - besides this thread.
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5292New segment....roast this pic. Post a pic and then it gets roasted....each pic gets at least two hours and ten comments before you can post a new pic.
His name is Braxton and he has raised $1 billion in capital to fund his APP that delivers an existential crisis with one button.
His name is Braxton and he has raised $1 billion in capital to fund his APP that delivers an existential crisis with one button.
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Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
5293The Rev doesn't roast, he smokes his meat. Send Braxton over to his place, and we'll all have BBQ for the weekend.
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5294This cow would love to feed your family as soon as he is done writing one more love poem.JMC-STL wrote: Thu Nov 12, 2020 8:10 am The Rev doesn't roast, he smokes his meat. Send Braxton over to his place, and we'll all have BBQ for the weekend.
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5295roast, v., informal: criticize or reprimand severely.
I'm not seeing it.
I'm not seeing it.
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5296And FYI, "Braxton" is not a "he" bovine. The upward curving horns are clearly indicative of a Highlands breed of female cow. The Highland males' horns exit the head nearly horizontally and curve forward for a menacing look & possible face-to-face engagement with rival bulls.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
5297Braxton's pronouns are He/She/MooJMC-STL wrote: Fri Nov 13, 2020 2:18 pm And FYI, "Braxton" is not a "he" bovine. The upward curving horns are clearly indicative of a Highlands breed of female cow. The Highland males' horns exit the head nearly horizontally and curve forward for a menacing look & possible face-to-face engagement with rival bulls.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
5298☑CaptSMRT wrote: Fri Nov 13, 2020 4:34 pmBraxton's pronouns are He/She/MooJMC-STL wrote: Fri Nov 13, 2020 2:18 pmAnd FYI, "Braxton" is not a "he" bovine. The upward curving horns are clearly indicative of a Highlands breed of female cow. The Highland males' horns exit the head nearly horizontally and curve forward for a menacing look & possible face-to-face engagement with rival bulls.