...and somewhere in between, lies your comedy career.CaptSMRT wrote: Thu Apr 23, 2020 11:48 amTurk Sanderson wrote: Thu Apr 23, 2020 11:46 am...so when you succeed, you're actually losing???CaptSMRT wrote: Thu Apr 23, 2020 11:43 am
Failure is GOD's back door to problem solving. When you fail you are actually succeeding.
Success is the enemy of failure.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
4828Turk Sanderson wrote: Thu Apr 23, 2020 11:46 amSuccess & failure do not have a symmetric property. They are transitive on their GOOD days.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
4829JMC-STL wrote: Thu Apr 23, 2020 12:43 pmMake your typesetting failure your strength.Turk Sanderson wrote: Thu Apr 23, 2020 11:46 amSuccess & failure do not have a symmetric property. They are transitive on their GOOD days.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
4830CaptSMRT wrote: Thu Apr 23, 2020 1:05 pmI'll leave you two to your philosophy... I've got Certificates to fill out.JMC-STL wrote: Thu Apr 23, 2020 12:43 pmMake your typesetting failure your strength.Turk Sanderson wrote: Thu Apr 23, 2020 11:46 am
Success & failure do not have a symmetric property. They are transitive on their GOOD days.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
4834It's almost like everything else on the fucking internet...or like any other show ever.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
4835So you've let them drag you down to their level now? Not that it was a steep hill.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
4836Take it up with JockoJMC-STL wrote: Fri Apr 24, 2020 3:30 pmSo you've let them drag you down to their level now? Not that it was a steep hill.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
4837Let's see, where was that? Oh yeah, there it is, bottom half of Page 193 ...
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
4839Goin' there next, are you?
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
4841I meant in your act, not in your lifestyle choices. If the latter, then the Title of this tedious thread will take on a whole new meaning. Though The Rev may become an even more frequent contributor. He's clearly a lonely man.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
4842My act? I'm probably one of the most fun people even attempting comedy. If only you got to meet some of the people who think this is an art.JMC-STL wrote: Sat Apr 25, 2020 6:02 amI meant in your act, not in your lifestyle choices. If the latter, then the Title of this tedious thread will take on a whole new meaning. Though The Rev may become an even more frequent contributor. He's clearly a lonely man.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
4843So you're actually PROUD that the last 194 pages of your posts are genuine? Says a lot about you.CaptSMRT wrote: Sat Apr 25, 2020 8:24 amMy act? I'm probably one of the most fun people even attempting comedy. If only you got to meet some of the people who think this is an art.JMC-STL wrote: Sat Apr 25, 2020 6:02 amI meant in your act, not in your lifestyle choices. If the latter, then the Title of this tedious thread will take on a whole new meaning. Though The Rev may become an even more frequent contributor. He's clearly a lonely man.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
4844Who is more foolish, the fool, or the fool who follows him? (You got Kenobi'd)JMC-STL wrote: Sat Apr 25, 2020 9:49 amSo you're actually PROUD that the last 194 pages of your posts are genuine? Says a lot about you.CaptSMRT wrote: Sat Apr 25, 2020 8:24 amMy act? I'm probably one of the most fun people even attempting comedy. If only you got to meet some of the people who think this is an art.JMC-STL wrote: Sat Apr 25, 2020 6:02 am
I meant in your act, not in your lifestyle choices. If the latter, then the Title of this tedious thread will take on a whole new meaning. Though The Rev may become an even more frequent contributor. He's clearly a lonely man.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
4845I ain't no fool. I'm doing God's work in trying to change your evil ways. Without the overhead of Rev's TDC & those worthless certificates.CaptSMRT wrote: Sat Apr 25, 2020 10:43 amWho is more foolish, the fool, or the fool who follows him? (You got Kenobi'd)JMC-STL wrote: Sat Apr 25, 2020 9:49 amSo you're actually PROUD that the last 194 pages of your posts are genuine? Says a lot about you.CaptSMRT wrote: Sat Apr 25, 2020 8:24 amMy act? I'm probably one of the most fun people even attempting comedy. If only you got to meet some of the people who think this is an art.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
4846I am GOD's sword!!!JMC-STL wrote: Sat Apr 25, 2020 11:16 amI ain't no fool. I'm doing God's work in trying to change your evil ways. Without the overhead of Rev's TDC & those worthless certificates.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
4847You flatter yourself, as always. More like a dull pen knife.CaptSMRT wrote: Sat Apr 25, 2020 11:54 amI am GOD's sword!!!JMC-STL wrote: Sat Apr 25, 2020 11:16 amI ain't no fool. I'm doing God's work in trying to change your evil ways. Without the overhead of Rev's TDC & those worthless certificates.CaptSMRT wrote: Sat Apr 25, 2020 10:43 amWho is more foolish, the fool, or the fool who follows him? (You got Kenobi'd)
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
4848So... The Comedy Clubs and the Minor League Hockey venues are all shuttered, and now you two ass-holes think that you can do MY job, huh?JMC-STL wrote: Sat Apr 25, 2020 12:31 pmYou flatter yourself, as always. More like a dull pen knife.
Well, good luck with that!
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
4849It's a dog-eat-dog world out here, Rev. Better start discounting those certificates & getting your Burning Bush advisor signed up with the TED Talks folks if you wanna keep market share. The Cap'n is building a fervent You Tube following, and may soon have more subscribers than HolaSoyGerman.Turk Sanderson wrote: Sat Apr 25, 2020 1:11 pmSo... The Comedy Clubs and the Minor League Hockey venues are all shuttered, and now you two ass-holes think that you can do MY job, huh?
Well, good luck with that!
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
4850False prophets abound in times like these.... I have people calling me in the middle of the night asking if they should be huffing Lysol, and sticking U.V. lamps up their poop-chutes, because some false prophet told them that that would save them from the pestilence.... this shit ain't easy!JMC-STL wrote: Sat Apr 25, 2020 1:24 pmIt's a dog-eat-dog world out here, Rev. Better start discounting those certificates & getting your Burning Bush advisor signed up with the TED Talks folks if you wanna keep market share. The Cap'n is building a fervent You Tube following, and may soon have more subscribers than HolaSoyGerman.Turk Sanderson wrote: Sat Apr 25, 2020 1:11 pmSo... The Comedy Clubs and the Minor League Hockey venues are all shuttered, and now you two ass-holes think that you can do MY job, huh?JMC-STL wrote: Sat Apr 25, 2020 12:31 pm
You flatter yourself, as always. More like a dull pen knife.
Well, good luck with that!