CaptSMRT wrote: Thu Apr 23, 2020 11:48 am

Turk Sanderson wrote: Thu Apr 23, 2020 11:46 am

CaptSMRT wrote: Thu Apr 23, 2020 11:43 am


Failure is GOD's back door to problem solving. When you fail you are actually succeeding.

...so when you succeed, you're actually losing???

Success is the enemy of failure.

Turk Sanderson wrote: Thu Apr 23, 2020 11:46 am

CaptSMRT wrote: Thu Apr 23, 2020 11:43 am

JMC-STL wrote: Thu Apr 23, 2020 10:19 amFailure is GOD's back door to problem solving. When you fail you are actually succeeding.

...so when you succeed, you're actually failing???

Success & failure do not have a symmetric property. They are transitive on their GOOD days.

JMC-STL wrote: Thu Apr 23, 2020 12:43 pm

Turk Sanderson wrote: Thu Apr 23, 2020 11:46 am

CaptSMRT wrote: Thu Apr 23, 2020 11:43 am
...so when you succeed, you're actually failing???

Success & failure do not have a symmetric property. They are transitive on their GOOD days.

Make your typesetting failure your strength.

CaptSMRT wrote: Thu Apr 23, 2020 1:05 pm

JMC-STL wrote: Thu Apr 23, 2020 12:43 pm

Turk Sanderson wrote: Thu Apr 23, 2020 11:46 am
Success & failure do not have a symmetric property. They are transitive on their GOOD days.

Make your typesetting failure your strength.

I'll leave you two to your philosophy... I've got Certificates to fill out.

CaptSMRT wrote: Thu Apr 23, 2020 1:05 pmMake your typesetting failure your strength.

JMC-STL wrote: Fri Apr 24, 2020 7:42 am Statler & Waldorf Meme-Saturday Nights.jpg

CaptSMRT wrote: Fri Apr 24, 2020 11:12 am

JMC-STL wrote: Fri Apr 24, 2020 7:42 am Statler & Waldorf Meme-Saturday Nights.jpg

It's almost like everything else on the fucking internet...or like any other show ever.

JMC-STL wrote: Fri Apr 24, 2020 3:30 pm

CaptSMRT wrote: Fri Apr 24, 2020 11:12 am

JMC-STL wrote: Fri Apr 24, 2020 7:42 am Statler & Waldorf Meme-Saturday Nights.jpg

It's almost like everything else on the fucking internet...or like any other show ever.

So you've let them drag you down to their level now? Not that it was a steep hill.

CaptSMRT wrote: Fri Apr 24, 2020 4:03 pmTake it up with Jocko

JMC-STL wrote: Wed Apr 22, 2020 5:25 pm Fuck JOCKO ... good.

JMC-STL wrote: Fri Apr 24, 2020 5:59 pm

CaptSMRT wrote: Fri Apr 24, 2020 4:03 pmTake it up with Jocko

Let's see, where was that? Oh yeah, there it is, bottom half of Page 193 ...

JMC-STL wrote: Wed Apr 22, 2020 5:25 pm Fuck JOCKO ... good.

CaptSMRT wrote: Fri Apr 24, 2020 6:03 pm

JMC-STL wrote: Fri Apr 24, 2020 5:59 pm

CaptSMRT wrote: Fri Apr 24, 2020 4:03 pmTake it up with Jocko

Let's see, where was that? Oh yeah, there it is, bottom half of Page 193 ...

JMC-STL wrote: Wed Apr 22, 2020 5:25 pm Fuck JOCKO ... good.

Good. Now he has homosexuality covered.

JMC-STL wrote: Fri Apr 24, 2020 6:08 pm

CaptSMRT wrote: Fri Apr 24, 2020 6:03 pm

JMC-STL wrote: Fri Apr 24, 2020 5:59 pm
Let's see, where was that? Oh yeah, there it is, bottom half of Page 193 ...

Good. Now he has homosexuality covered.

Goin' there next, are you?

CaptSMRT wrote: Fri Apr 24, 2020 6:28 pm

JMC-STL wrote: Fri Apr 24, 2020 6:08 pm

CaptSMRT wrote: Fri Apr 24, 2020 6:03 pmGood. Now he has homosexuality covered.

Goin' there next, are you?

Me? No. If I did I could pull better than you though.

JMC-STL wrote: Sat Apr 25, 2020 6:02 am

CaptSMRT wrote: Fri Apr 24, 2020 6:28 pm

JMC-STL wrote: Fri Apr 24, 2020 6:08 pm
Goin' there next, are you?

Me? No. If I did I could pull better than you though.

I meant in your act, not in your lifestyle choices. If the latter, then the Title of this tedious thread will take on a whole new meaning. Though The Rev may become an even more frequent contributor. He's clearly a lonely man.

CaptSMRT wrote: Sat Apr 25, 2020 8:24 am

JMC-STL wrote: Sat Apr 25, 2020 6:02 am

CaptSMRT wrote: Fri Apr 24, 2020 6:28 pmMe? No. If I did I could pull better than you though.

I meant in your act, not in your lifestyle choices. If the latter, then the Title of this tedious thread will take on a whole new meaning. Though The Rev may become an even more frequent contributor. He's clearly a lonely man.

My act? I'm probably one of the most fun people even attempting comedy. If only you got to meet some of the people who think this is an art.

JMC-STL wrote: Sat Apr 25, 2020 9:49 am

CaptSMRT wrote: Sat Apr 25, 2020 8:24 am

JMC-STL wrote: Sat Apr 25, 2020 6:02 am
I meant in your act, not in your lifestyle choices. If the latter, then the Title of this tedious thread will take on a whole new meaning. Though The Rev may become an even more frequent contributor. He's clearly a lonely man.

My act? I'm probably one of the most fun people even attempting comedy. If only you got to meet some of the people who think this is an art.

So you're actually PROUD that the last 194 pages of your posts are genuine? Says a lot about you.

CaptSMRT wrote: Sat Apr 25, 2020 10:43 am

JMC-STL wrote: Sat Apr 25, 2020 9:49 am

CaptSMRT wrote: Sat Apr 25, 2020 8:24 amMy act? I'm probably one of the most fun people even attempting comedy. If only you got to meet some of the people who think this is an art.

So you're actually PROUD that the last 194 pages of your posts are genuine? Says a lot about you.

Who is more foolish, the fool, or the fool who follows him? (You got Kenobi'd)

JMC-STL wrote: Sat Apr 25, 2020 11:16 am

CaptSMRT wrote: Sat Apr 25, 2020 10:43 am

JMC-STL wrote: Sat Apr 25, 2020 9:49 am
So you're actually PROUD that the last 194 pages of your posts are genuine? Says a lot about you.

Who is more foolish, the fool, or the fool who follows him? (You got Kenobi'd)

I ain't no fool. I'm doing God's work in trying to change your evil ways. Without the overhead of Rev's TDC & those worthless certificates.

CaptSMRT wrote: Sat Apr 25, 2020 11:54 am

JMC-STL wrote: Sat Apr 25, 2020 11:16 am

CaptSMRT wrote: Sat Apr 25, 2020 10:43 amWho is more foolish, the fool, or the fool who follows him? (You got Kenobi'd)

I ain't no fool. I'm doing God's work in trying to change your evil ways. Without the overhead of Rev's TDC & those worthless certificates.

I am GOD's sword!!!

JMC-STL wrote: Sat Apr 25, 2020 12:31 pm

CaptSMRT wrote: Sat Apr 25, 2020 11:54 am

JMC-STL wrote: Sat Apr 25, 2020 11:16 am
I ain't no fool. I'm doing God's work in trying to change your evil ways. Without the overhead of Rev's TDC & those worthless certificates.

I am GOD's sword!!!

You flatter yourself, as always. More like a dull pen knife.

Turk Sanderson wrote: Sat Apr 25, 2020 1:11 pm

JMC-STL wrote: Sat Apr 25, 2020 12:31 pm

CaptSMRT wrote: Sat Apr 25, 2020 11:54 amI am GOD's sword!!!

You flatter yourself, as always. More like a dull pen knife.

So... The Comedy Clubs and the Minor League Hockey venues are all shuttered, and now you two ass-holes think that you can do MY job, huh?
Well, good luck with that!

JMC-STL wrote: Sat Apr 25, 2020 1:24 pm

Turk Sanderson wrote: Sat Apr 25, 2020 1:11 pm

JMC-STL wrote: Sat Apr 25, 2020 12:31 pm
You flatter yourself, as always. More like a dull pen knife.

So... The Comedy Clubs and the Minor League Hockey venues are all shuttered, and now you two ass-holes think that you can do MY job, huh?
Well, good luck with that!

It's a dog-eat-dog world out here, Rev. Better start discounting those certificates & getting your Burning Bush advisor signed up with the TED Talks folks if you wanna keep market share. The Cap'n is building a fervent You Tube following, and may soon have more subscribers than HolaSoyGerman.