It was probably the fact that you admitted that you are a roller hockey player that sent them packing.CaptSMRT wrote: Sat Feb 08, 2020 1:03 pmThe whole inflatable girlfriend thing was working...and then they got up and left. Pretty sure it had more to do with who said it than what was said.Turk Sanderson wrote: Sat Feb 08, 2020 12:05 pmDid you holler at them... "Don't forget your lunch box" ?CaptSMRT wrote: Sat Feb 08, 2020 1:52 am Well..I either walked someone tonight over saying "short bus" or I didn't.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
4552Dude....when i said roller hockey...i could feel the judgement.Turk Sanderson wrote: Sat Feb 08, 2020 1:47 pmIt was probably the fact that you admitted that you are a roller hockey player that sent them packing.CaptSMRT wrote: Sat Feb 08, 2020 1:03 pmThe whole inflatable girlfriend thing was working...and then they got up and left. Pretty sure it had more to do with who said it than what was said.Turk Sanderson wrote: Sat Feb 08, 2020 12:05 pm
Did you holler at them... "Don't forget your lunch box" ?
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
4553CaptSMRT wrote: Sat Feb 08, 2020 5:31 pmDude....when i said roller hockey...i could feel the judgement.Turk Sanderson wrote: Sat Feb 08, 2020 1:47 pmIt was probably the fact that you admitted that you are a roller hockey player that sent them packing.CaptSMRT wrote: Sat Feb 08, 2020 1:03 pm
The whole inflatable girlfriend thing was working...and then they got up and left. Pretty sure it had more to do with who said it than what was said.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
4554All of this GOD DAMN programming for kids....could they make one episode of Mickeys Playhouse where they tell kids to pee in the fucking toilet? This is the perfect job for Pistol Pete.
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4555It ain't Mickey Mouse's job to raise your kids. His job is just to make them laugh. Pistol Pete would, more than likely, make kids shit their knickersCaptSMRT wrote: Sun Feb 09, 2020 1:30 pm All of this GOD DAMN programming for kids....could they make one episode of Mickeys Playhouse where they tell kids to pee in the fucking toilet? This is the perfect job for Pistol Pete.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
4556Kids listen to Mickey...all it would take it one song!Turk Sanderson wrote: Sun Feb 09, 2020 1:40 pmIt ain't Mickey Mouse's job to raise your kids. His job is just to make them laugh. Pistol Pete would, more than likely, make kids shit their knickersCaptSMRT wrote: Sun Feb 09, 2020 1:30 pm All of this GOD DAMN programming for kids....could they make one episode of Mickeys Playhouse where they tell kids to pee in the fucking toilet? This is the perfect job for Pistol Pete.
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4557Stop shirking your parental obligations, and teach your own kid to piss in the pot. If you're counting on Mickey to do your work for you, your kid will never learn anything. Mickey Mouse, Sesame Street, and Veggie Tales aren't there to raise your kids, or teach them about life... if they were, Bert and Ernie would be explaining to kids how the president's tax plan has fucked them over so bad, while rewarding the rich bastards who hide their money in off-shore accounts. Veggie Tales would have a Mr.Orange who goes around bitching and moaning about how the Apples are out to get him. Speedy Gonzales' puppies would be eating shit in an over-crowded kennel in South Texas.... need I go on?
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4558Please do. America needs more straight shooters like you, Rev. I'm gonna write you in on my New Hampshire Democratic primary absentee ballot that I just bought on-line from some comrade in Vladivostok.Turk Sanderson wrote: Sun Feb 09, 2020 2:35 pm Stop shirking your parental obligations, and teach your own kid to piss in the pot. If you're counting on Mickey to do your work for you, your kid will never learn anything. Mickey Mouse, Sesame Street, and Veggie Tales aren't there to raise your kids, or teach them about life... if they were, Bert and Ernie would be explaining to kids how the president's tax plan has fucked them over so bad, while rewarding the rich bastards who hide their money in off-shore accounts. Veggie Tales would have a Mr.Orange who goes around bitching and moaning about how the Apples are out to get him. Speedy Gonzales' puppies would be eating shit in an over-crowded kennel in South Texas.... need I go on?
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4559I can see through this whole thing... there's no kid involved here. The Capt'n got caught urinating on someone's front lawn, down in Soulard, and his whole defense in court is that it's somehow The Walt Disney Company's fault that Mickey Mouse never taught him to piss in the toilet... like no judge has ever heard that one before.JMC-STL wrote: Sun Feb 09, 2020 3:28 pmPlease do. America needs more straight shooters like you, Rev. I'm gonna write you in on my New Hampshire Democratic primary absentee ballot that I just bought on-line from some comrade in Vladivostok.Turk Sanderson wrote: Sun Feb 09, 2020 2:35 pm Stop shirking your parental obligations, and teach your own kid to piss in the pot. If you're counting on Mickey to do your work for you, your kid will never learn anything. Mickey Mouse, Sesame Street, and Veggie Tales aren't there to raise your kids, or teach them about life... if they were, Bert and Ernie would be explaining to kids how the president's tax plan has fucked them over so bad, while rewarding the rich bastards who hide their money in off-shore accounts. Veggie Tales would have a Mr.Orange who goes around bitching and moaning about how the Apples are out to get him. Speedy Gonzales' puppies would be eating shit in an over-crowded kennel in South Texas.... need I go on?
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4560Who said anything about raising kids. All I wanted was a tune. Is it cheating to sing the alphabet?Turk Sanderson wrote: Sun Feb 09, 2020 2:35 pm Stop shirking your parental obligations, and teach your own kid to piss in the pot. If you're counting on Mickey to do your work for you, your kid will never learn anything. Mickey Mouse, Sesame Street, and Veggie Tales aren't there to raise your kids, or teach them about life... if they were, Bert and Ernie would be explaining to kids how the president's tax plan has fucked them over so bad, while rewarding the rich bastards who hide their money in off-shore accounts. Veggie Tales would have a Mr.Orange who goes around bitching and moaning about how the Apples are out to get him. Speedy Gonzales' puppies would be eating shit in an over-crowded kennel in South Texas.... need I go on?
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4561Teaching your kid to pee in the pot is easy... it doesn't need it's own background music. I taught Calvin in like 30 seconds. I led him to the bathroom and pointed at the pot and said "Dude, when you gotta pee, do it in there".... That was all it took ... and he was like 55 years old.CaptSMRT wrote: Sun Feb 09, 2020 8:36 pmWho said anything about raising kids. All I wanted was a tune. Is it cheating to sing the alphabet?Turk Sanderson wrote: Sun Feb 09, 2020 2:35 pm Stop shirking your parental obligations, and teach your own kid to piss in the pot. If you're counting on Mickey to do your work for you, your kid will never learn anything. Mickey Mouse, Sesame Street, and Veggie Tales aren't there to raise your kids, or teach them about life... if they were, Bert and Ernie would be explaining to kids how the president's tax plan has fucked them over so bad, while rewarding the rich bastards who hide their money in off-shore accounts. Veggie Tales would have a Mr.Orange who goes around bitching and moaning about how the Apples are out to get him. Speedy Gonzales' puppies would be eating shit in an over-crowded kennel in South Texas.... need I go on?
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4562Not if you're from Cambodia. The Khmer language has 74 letters. That takes 5 verses & a mess of choruses.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
4563Fuck Toodles!!!Turk Sanderson wrote: Sun Feb 09, 2020 5:05 pmI can see through this whole thing... there's no kid involved here. The Capt'n got caught urinating on someone's front lawn, down in Soulard, and his whole defense in court is that it's somehow The Walt Disney Company's fault that Mickey Mouse never taught him to piss in the toilet... like no judge has ever heard that one before.JMC-STL wrote: Sun Feb 09, 2020 3:28 pmPlease do. America needs more straight shooters like you, Rev. I'm gonna write you in on my New Hampshire Democratic primary absentee ballot that I just bought on-line from some comrade in Vladivostok.Turk Sanderson wrote: Sun Feb 09, 2020 2:35 pm Stop shirking your parental obligations, and teach your own kid to piss in the pot. If you're counting on Mickey to do your work for you, your kid will never learn anything. Mickey Mouse, Sesame Street, and Veggie Tales aren't there to raise your kids, or teach them about life... if they were, Bert and Ernie would be explaining to kids how the president's tax plan has fucked them over so bad, while rewarding the rich bastards who hide their money in off-shore accounts. Veggie Tales would have a Mr.Orange who goes around bitching and moaning about how the Apples are out to get him. Speedy Gonzales' puppies would be eating shit in an over-crowded kennel in South Texas.... need I go on?
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
4564I went to the mall the other day and times were tough. Sears is living in it's car. One of the cases at the Clairol booth was full of glass pipes. JC Penny was having a sale where they would trade you a dress for a can of soup.
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4565Pass Pets will rent you a dog if you'll promise to feed him.CaptSMRT wrote: Tue Feb 11, 2020 11:42 am I went to the mall the other day and times were tough. Sears is living in it's car. One of the cases at the Clairol booth was full of glass pipes. JC Penny was having a sale where they would trade you a dress for a can of soup.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
4566Steamboat Willie pissed over the gunnels. He was a REAL mouse.CaptSMRT wrote: Tue Feb 11, 2020 11:42 amFuck Toodles!!!Turk Sanderson wrote: Sun Feb 09, 2020 5:05 pmI can see through this whole thing... there's no kid involved here. The Capt'n got caught urinating on someone's front lawn, down in Soulard, and his whole defense in court is that it's somehow The Walt Disney Company's fault that Mickey Mouse never taught him to piss in the toilet... like no judge has ever heard that one before.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
4567I'll bet he didn't need a pee song either.JMC-STL wrote: Tue Feb 11, 2020 2:29 pmSteamboat Willie pissed over the gunnels. He was a REAL mouse.CaptSMRT wrote: Tue Feb 11, 2020 11:42 amFuck Toodles!!!Turk Sanderson wrote: Sun Feb 09, 2020 5:05 pmI can see through this whole thing... there's no kid involved here. The Capt'n got caught urinating on someone's front lawn, down in Soulard, and his whole defense in court is that it's somehow The Walt Disney Company's fault that Mickey Mouse never taught him to piss in the toilet... like no judge has ever heard that one before.
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4568He did whistle some, though ...
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4569Mr Peanut died for your sinsJMC-STL wrote: Tue Feb 11, 2020 6:23 pmHe did whistle some, though ...Turk Sanderson wrote: Tue Feb 11, 2020 5:55 pmI'll bet he didn't need a pee song either.JMC-STL wrote: Tue Feb 11, 2020 2:29 pm
Steamboat Willie pissed over the gunnels. He was a REAL mouse.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
4575I believe that I've figured out what caused the Corona virus. The Chinese Government ripped off the recipe for Mexican Beer and tried making it with Chinese water.