I've done more than my share of Sliders Sniffing. Most of it was post-processing.Turk Sanderson wrote: Wed Oct 14, 2020 9:13 pmIf you ain't huffin' White Castles you ain't doing it right.JMC-STL wrote: Wed Oct 14, 2020 9:07 pmDid you leave the pickle behind for a snack?Turk Sanderson wrote: Wed Oct 14, 2020 6:24 pmThat happened to me once too, but it turned out to be a piece of onion from my White Castles.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
5252Admit it...your wife wrote that, didn't she?JMC-STL wrote: Fri Oct 16, 2020 9:10 pmI've done more than my share of Sliders Sniffing. Most of it was post-processing.Turk Sanderson wrote: Wed Oct 14, 2020 9:13 pmIf you ain't huffin' White Castles you ain't doing it right.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
5253The JMCs share more than just our initials.Turk Sanderson wrote: Fri Oct 16, 2020 9:44 pmAdmit it...your wife wrote that, didn't she?JMC-STL wrote: Fri Oct 16, 2020 9:10 pmI've done more than my share of Sliders Sniffing. Most of it was post-processing.Turk Sanderson wrote: Wed Oct 14, 2020 9:13 pmIf you ain't huffin' White Castles you ain't doing it right.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
5254TImes are confusing...I saw a guy at Walmart returning donuts. What went wrong in your life? Did the Dunkin Donuts man have loud sex with your mom?
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
5255Was his name Mike Smith?CaptSMRT wrote: Fri Oct 23, 2020 3:52 pm TImes are confusing...I saw a guy at Walmart returning donuts. What went wrong in your life? Did the Dunkin Donuts man have loud sex with your mom?
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
5256Mike Smith's wife eats chocolate long Johns behind his back all day when he is at work...he works from home.Turk Sanderson wrote: Fri Oct 23, 2020 4:24 pmWas his name Mike Smith?CaptSMRT wrote: Fri Oct 23, 2020 3:52 pm TImes are confusing...I saw a guy at Walmart returning donuts. What went wrong in your life? Did the Dunkin Donuts man have loud sex with your mom?
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
5257This story line is far more confusing than the times, gentlemen.CaptSMRT wrote: Fri Oct 23, 2020 4:49 pmMike Smith's wife eats chocolate long Johns behind his back all day when he is at work...he works from home.Turk Sanderson wrote: Fri Oct 23, 2020 4:24 pmWas his name Mike Smith?CaptSMRT wrote: Fri Oct 23, 2020 3:52 pmTImes are confusing...I saw a guy at Walmart returning donuts. What went wrong in your life? Did the Dunkin Donuts man have loud sex with your mom?
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
5258What kind of existential problem is someone going through when they take back donuts?
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
5259They weren't glazed when he bought 'em, but they were when he took 'em back.CaptSMRT wrote: Fri Oct 23, 2020 9:41 pmWhat kind of existential problem is someone going through when they take back donuts?
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
5260Maybe he's married, and his wife told him to sashay his fat ass back to the store & trade in the donuts for a set of exercise bands.CaptSMRT wrote: Fri Oct 23, 2020 9:41 pmWhat kind of existential problem is someone going through when they take back donuts?
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
5261Maybe he is going to put it in his one act play...Waiting for Godonut.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
5262Are you gonna audition for the part of Pozzo, or of Lucky?CaptSMRT wrote: Sat Oct 24, 2020 12:27 pmMaybe he is going to put it in his one act play...Waiting for Godonut.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
5263I am Mecha-Carl Jung!!!!
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
5264Bringing Japanese anime into your act now? The pandemic might be just the revival your stage career was yearning for.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
5265Waiting for Godot 2: Electric Suicide the Musical will be bigger than Hamilton.JMC-STL wrote: Sun Oct 25, 2020 6:53 pmBringing Japanese anime into your act now? The pandemic might be just the revival your stage career was yearning for.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
5266I love the ocean. First best reason to love the ocean...when you get there women strip down to their underwear. Talk about a GOD like power. The ocean is natures version of Ryan Reynolds.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
5268It's legal to spend $10k on an engagement ring, but not $40 on a blow job...that is confusing. Prostitution is legal if Helzberg gets their cut.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
5269Ranch dressing is confusing...cowboys don't eat salads. Ranch dressing doesn't play by the rules. People dip anything in salad dressing and it seems okay. Can you imagine someone dipping a chicken wing in French dressing? You would call the cops. Ranch dressing is dangerous. I know a girl from college who got lost in Hidden Valley on vacation...she came back pregnant, which was weird because she had a penis!!!! This story makes sense because college is a place where you might meet a transsexual woman and become friends.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
5270Yeah, but you went to Jared.CaptSMRT wrote: Wed Oct 28, 2020 6:41 am It's legal to spend $10k on an engagement ring, but not $40 on a blow job...that is confusing. Prostitution is legal if Helzberg gets their cut.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
5271I don't know why they call it Hamburger Helper...it never called me when I was in the hospital!
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
5272That's a job reserved for the Hamburger Candy Stripers.CaptSMRT wrote: Sat Oct 31, 2020 11:24 amI don't know why they call it Hamburger Helper...it never called me when I was in the hospital!
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
5274They're too tall for you.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
5275I shaved a mullet on my cat...and the next day he got the dog pregnant, which was odd since my dog is a boy.