Setting the bar mighty high for yourself again, I see.CaptSMRT wrote: Mon Aug 12, 2019 10:04 pmMy board breaking video is better than Macaulay Culkin on a bike kissing a dude. ...
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
4103Oh how the tides of fortune have changed.Turk Sanderson wrote: Wed Dec 05, 2018 10:26 pmDon’t let it get you down. It’s fixed... just like pro wrestling... zero difference. Take tonight’s officiating for example.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
4104We should worry when you start digging deep into this thread for material. Let sleeping dogs die their own deaths.CaptSMRT wrote: Tue Aug 13, 2019 11:30 amOh how the tides of fortune have changed.Turk Sanderson wrote: Wed Dec 05, 2018 10:26 pmDon’t let it get you down. It’s fixed... just like pro wrestling... zero difference. Take tonight’s officiating for example.JMC-STL wrote: Wed Dec 05, 2018 9:30 pmSo you're now self-diagnosing as seasonally depressed? Another bullet for your resume.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
4105This thread is pure gold.JMC-STL wrote: Tue Aug 13, 2019 1:51 pmWe should worry when you start digging deep into this thread for material. Let sleeping dogs die their own deaths.CaptSMRT wrote: Tue Aug 13, 2019 11:30 amOh how the tides of fortune have changed.Turk Sanderson wrote: Wed Dec 05, 2018 10:26 pm
Don’t let it get you down. It’s fixed... just like pro wrestling... zero difference. Take tonight’s officiating for example.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
4106In the 90's Kay Jewelers banned hedgehogs from stores due to out of control ring theft.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
4107...well that and that camera in the Ladies Room thing.CaptSMRT wrote: Wed Aug 14, 2019 2:45 pm In the 90's Kay Jewelers banned hedgehogs from stores due to out of control ring theft.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
4108Who would've known that hiring Chuck Berry as a security consultant was a bad idea?Turk Sanderson wrote: Wed Aug 14, 2019 7:57 pm...well that and that camera in the Ladies Room thing.CaptSMRT wrote: Wed Aug 14, 2019 2:45 pmIn the 90's Kay Jewelers banned hedgehogs from stores due to out of control ring theft.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
4109That's why Chuck wrote that song "Wee Wee Hours"JMC-STL wrote: Wed Aug 14, 2019 9:29 pmWho would've known that hiring Chuck Berry as a security consultant was a bad idea?Turk Sanderson wrote: Wed Aug 14, 2019 7:57 pm...well that and that camera in the Ladies Room thing.CaptSMRT wrote: Wed Aug 14, 2019 2:45 pmIn the 90's Kay Jewelers banned hedgehogs from stores due to out of control ring theft.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
4110All Chuck Berrys do not go to HeavenTurk Sanderson wrote: Wed Aug 14, 2019 10:12 pmThat's why Chuck wrote that song "Wee Wee Hours"JMC-STL wrote: Wed Aug 14, 2019 9:29 pmWho would've known that hiring Chuck Berry as a security consultant was a bad idea?Turk Sanderson wrote: Wed Aug 14, 2019 7:57 pm
...well that and that camera in the Ladies Room thing.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
4111I can make it happen, but it will cost more than the average sinner requires.CaptSMRT wrote: Thu Aug 15, 2019 1:13 amAll Chuck Berrys do not go to HeavenTurk Sanderson wrote: Wed Aug 14, 2019 10:12 pmThat's why Chuck wrote that song "Wee Wee Hours"JMC-STL wrote: Wed Aug 14, 2019 9:29 pm
Who would've known that hiring Chuck Berry as a security consultant was a bad idea?
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
4113So you're now being hired to play venues who can't afford to pay their electric bill? Who's your agent, Stevie Wonder?
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
4114It was a pretty neat little bar with a BBQ restaurant attached.JMC-STL wrote: Fri Aug 16, 2019 4:18 pm So you're now being hired to play venues who can't afford to pay their electric bill? Who's your agent, Stevie Wonder?
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
4116Is this what they mean by "dark comedy"?JMC-STL wrote: Fri Aug 16, 2019 4:18 pm So you're now being hired to play venues who can't afford to pay their electric bill? Who's your agent, Stevie Wonder?
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
4117Methinks I've been way too critical of The Capn's contributions in this thread. He's clearly found a way to repel those pesky Russian bots plaguing the Hockey Forum. T.C. could learn a thing or два from our resident anti-spammer.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
4118Bing Bot is a Chinese spy. He's stealing the BNF platform blueprint for when Bettman expands the NHL into Beijing.JMC-STL wrote: Sun Aug 18, 2019 11:50 am Methinks I've been way too critical of The Capn's contributions in this thread. He's clearly found a way to repel those pesky Russian bots plaguing the Hockey Forum. T.C. could learn a thing or два from our resident anti-spammer.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
4119They know when they are in over their heads.JMC-STL wrote: Sun Aug 18, 2019 11:50 am Methinks I've been way too critical of The Capn's contributions in this thread. He's clearly found a way to repel those pesky Russian bots plaguing the Hockey Forum. T.C. could learn a thing or два from our resident anti-spammer.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
4120the original baidu spider copied some of the Capt'n's comedy routines and took them back to India, and tried them on the citizenry there, whereupon he was immediately executed... but you know how it goes..kill one spider and thousands more will appear.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
4122Been buying your wiener pills on the Russian black market, i see.... I was wondering who they followed here.
Re: How many Blues fans does it take?
4123When they said: "wiener pills," I was expecting something else. I've already gone through 3 bottles worth soaking in water, hoping a kosher dog with spicy mustard & some pickle relish would float to the top of the glass.Turk Sanderson wrote: Mon Aug 19, 2019 3:29 pmBeen buying your wiener pills on the Russian black market, i see.... I was wondering who they followed here.
