Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

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CaptSMRT wrote: Fri Oct 23, 2020 4:49 pm
Turk Sanderson wrote: Fri Oct 23, 2020 4:24 pm
CaptSMRT wrote: Fri Oct 23, 2020 3:52 pmTImes are confusing...I saw a guy at Walmart returning donuts. What went wrong in your life? Did the Dunkin Donuts man have loud sex with your mom?
Was his name Mike Smith?
Mike Smith's wife eats chocolate long Johns behind his back all day when he is at work...he works from home.
This story line is far more confusing than the times, gentlemen. :?

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CaptSMRT wrote: Fri Oct 23, 2020 9:41 pm
JMC-STL wrote: Fri Oct 23, 2020 7:23 pm
CaptSMRT wrote: Fri Oct 23, 2020 4:49 pm
Mike Smith's wife eats chocolate long Johns behind his back all day when he is at work...he works from home.
This story line is far more confusing than the times, gentlemen. :?
What kind of existential problem is someone going through when they take back donuts?
They weren't glazed when he bought 'em, but they were when he took 'em back. :o

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CaptSMRT wrote: Sat Oct 24, 2020 12:27 pm
JMC-STL wrote: Fri Oct 23, 2020 9:55 pm
CaptSMRT wrote: Fri Oct 23, 2020 9:41 pmWhat kind of existential problem is someone going through when they take back donuts?
Maybe he's married, and his wife told him to sashay his fat ass back to the store & trade in the donuts for a set of exercise bands.
Maybe he is going to put it in his one act play...Waiting for Godonut.
Are you gonna audition for the part of Pozzo, or of Lucky?

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Ranch dressing is confusing...cowboys don't eat salads. Ranch dressing doesn't play by the rules. People dip anything in salad dressing and it seems okay. Can you imagine someone dipping a chicken wing in French dressing? You would call the cops. Ranch dressing is dangerous. I know a girl from college who got lost in Hidden Valley on vacation...she came back pregnant, which was weird because she had a penis!!!! This story makes sense because college is a place where you might meet a transsexual woman and become friends.