Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

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CaptSMRT wrote: Fri Jan 10, 2020 10:15 pm
JMC-STL wrote: Fri Jan 10, 2020 8:47 pm
Turk Sanderson wrote: Fri Jan 10, 2020 5:27 pmRaise your hand if a prostitute's hand is in you,
Ask for a copy of her American Board of Colon and Rectal Surgery license if a prostitute's hand is in you,
That might be the wrong time to start asking questions.
At least you'd know you were dealing with an educated professional. Small comforts are important at times like these.

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JMC-STL wrote: Sat Jan 11, 2020 8:00 am
CaptSMRT wrote: Fri Jan 10, 2020 10:15 pm
JMC-STL wrote: Fri Jan 10, 2020 8:47 pm
Ask for a copy of her American Board of Colon and Rectal Surgery license if a prostitute's hand is in you,
That might be the wrong time to start asking questions.
At least you'd know you were dealing with an educated professional. Small comforts are important at times like these.
I don't know how educated they are, but he's used to dealing with professionals.

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Turk Sanderson wrote: Sat Jan 11, 2020 3:34 pm
JMC-STL wrote: Sat Jan 11, 2020 8:00 am
CaptSMRT wrote: Fri Jan 10, 2020 10:15 pmThat might be the wrong time to start asking questions.
At least you'd know you were dealing with an educated professional. Small comforts are important at times like these.
I don't know how educated they are, but he's used to dealing with professionals.
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Like I said ... small comforts ...

Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

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JMC-STL wrote: Sat Jan 11, 2020 7:08 pm
Turk Sanderson wrote: Sat Jan 11, 2020 3:34 pm
JMC-STL wrote: Sat Jan 11, 2020 8:00 am
At least you'd know you were dealing with an educated professional. Small comforts are important at times like these.
I don't know how educated they are, but he's used to dealing with professionals.
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Like I said ... small comforts ...
Hooking should be an Olympic event, it takes more skill than wrestling.

Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

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Turk Sanderson wrote: Sun Jan 12, 2020 9:55 am
JMC-STL wrote: Sun Jan 12, 2020 4:17 am
CaptSMRT wrote: Sun Jan 12, 2020 1:29 amHooking should be an Olympic event, it takes more skill than wrestling.
Stand-up comedy oughta be one, too. It's like the Olympic Handball of the Entertainment World: Water Polo for those who never learned how to swim.
The Capt'n would get kicked out for using performance enhancing prostitutes.
You could tell that there were some guys in the room that had some secrets...this prostitute thing is gold!!!

Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

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CaptSMRT wrote: Sun Jan 12, 2020 8:37 pm
Turk Sanderson wrote: Sun Jan 12, 2020 9:55 am
JMC-STL wrote: Sun Jan 12, 2020 4:17 am
Stand-up comedy oughta be one, too. It's like the Olympic Handball of the Entertainment World: Water Polo for those who never learned how to swim.
The Capt'n would get kicked out for using performance enhancing prostitutes.
You could tell that there were some guys in the room that had some secrets...this prostitute thing is gold!!!
That's what all of the pimps say.

Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

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I'm thinking about jumping into the presidential race, on one platform and one alone. Universal plastic refrigerator container lids.... there can be different capacities, but all brands must have interchangeable lids. Hefty, Glad, Rubbermaid, Dollar Store...doesn't matter who's name is on them, they must interchange. With 40% of Americans not giving a shit about our democracy, I think that maybe I've got a shot.

Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

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Turk Sanderson wrote: Tue Jan 14, 2020 10:07 pmI'm thinking about jumping into the presidential race, on one platform and one alone. Universal plastic refrigerator container lids.... there can be different capacities, but all brands must have interchangeable lids. Hefty, Glad, Rubbermaid, Dollar Store...doesn't matter who's name is on them, they must interchange. With 40% of Americans not giving a shit about our democracy, I think that maybe I've got a shot.
Sound strategy. Considering recent pre-Iowa Caucus polling, that'll mean 40% each of voters for the Democrats & the Republicans & The Revs. Is that what they mean by a "super-majority"?

Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

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JMC-STL wrote: Wed Jan 15, 2020 12:08 pm
Turk Sanderson wrote: Tue Jan 14, 2020 10:07 pmI'm thinking about jumping into the presidential race, on one platform and one alone. Universal plastic refrigerator container lids.... there can be different capacities, but all brands must have interchangeable lids. Hefty, Glad, Rubbermaid, Dollar Store...doesn't matter who's name is on them, they must interchange. With 40% of Americans not giving a shit about our democracy, I think that maybe I've got a shot.
Sound strategy. Considering recent pre-Iowa Caucus polling, that'll mean 40% each of voters for the Democrats & the Republicans & The Revs. Is that what they mean by a "super-majority"?
We probably lose a substantial amount of Americans each year due to the anxiety, food poisoning, and accidental falls, caused by mismatched food storage containers and lids. That alone should bring the price of health insurance down.

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Turk Sanderson wrote: Wed Jan 15, 2020 12:36 pm
JMC-STL wrote: Wed Jan 15, 2020 12:08 pm
Turk Sanderson wrote: Tue Jan 14, 2020 10:07 pmI'm thinking about jumping into the presidential race, on one platform and one alone. Universal plastic refrigerator container lids.... there can be different capacities, but all brands must have interchangeable lids. Hefty, Glad, Rubbermaid, Dollar Store...doesn't matter who's name is on them, they must interchange. With 40% of Americans not giving a shit about our democracy, I think that maybe I've got a shot.
Sound strategy. Considering recent pre-Iowa Caucus polling, that'll mean 40% each of voters for the Democrats & the Republicans & The Revs. Is that what they mean by a "super-majority"?
We probably lose a substantial amount of Americans each year due to the anxiety, food poisoning, and accidental falls, caused by mismatched food storage containers and lids. That alone should bring the price of health insurance down.
**OR** your platform could focus on development and distribution of ultra-virulent & immediately deadly strains of foodborne pathogens, which would cut down dramatically on long-term health care expenditures in the U.S.. Certainly easier than getting Reynolds and P&G and Newell and hundreds of Chinese knockoff suppliers to normalize their container lids.

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JMC-STL wrote: Wed Jan 15, 2020 3:31 pm
Turk Sanderson wrote: Wed Jan 15, 2020 12:36 pm
JMC-STL wrote: Wed Jan 15, 2020 12:08 pm
Sound strategy. Considering recent pre-Iowa Caucus polling, that'll mean 40% each of voters for the Democrats & the Republicans & The Revs. Is that what they mean by a "super-majority"?
We probably lose a substantial amount of Americans each year due to the anxiety, food poisoning, and accidental falls, caused by mismatched food storage containers and lids. That alone should bring the price of health insurance down.
**OR** your platform could focus on development and distribution of ultra-virulent & immediately deadly strains of foodborne pathogens, which would cut down dramatically on long-term health care expenditures in the U.S.. Certainly easier than getting Reynolds and P&G and Newell and hundreds of Chinese knockoff suppliers to normalize their container lids.
The Chinese containers already carry slow-release toxins, my clergy won't even touch them.... The American companies will play ball, or I'll subsidize a start-up company that will.

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My father in law is Austrian and he never stops telling me how good the pretzels were in the home country. Rooooonald...zee pretzels at home dont make you thirsty.

You aren't a man in Austria until you've killed an animal with a pretzel.

In Austria priests molest the pretzels and not little boys, it's a right of passage.

If a priest wont molest your pretzel it not a good pretzel.

Zey are salted with the sweat of the priest who molested them.

Oh...zis tastes like Father Arnold

Why are you telling me this, Heinz?

Zis is information, Ronald. Information is zee key.

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CaptSMRT wrote: Wed Jan 15, 2020 4:56 pm My father in law is Austrian and he never stops telling me how good the pretzels were in the home country. Rooooonald...zee pretzels at home dont make you thirsty.

You aren't a man in Austria until you've killed an animal with a pretzel.

In Austria priests molest the pretzels and not little boys, it's a right of passage.

If a priest wont molest your pretzel it not a good pretzel.

Zey are salted with the sweat of the priest who molested them.

Oh...zis tastes like Father Arnold

Why are you telling me this, Heinz?

Zis is information, Ronald. Information is zee key.
No wonder my church is doing so well.

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CaptSMRT wrote: Wed Jan 15, 2020 4:56 pmMy father in law is Austrian and he never stops telling me how good the pretzels were in the home country. Rooooonald...zee pretzels at home dont make you thirsty.

You aren't a man in Austria until you've killed an animal with a pretzel.

In Austria priests molest the pretzels and not little boys, it's a right of passage.

If a priest wont molest your pretzel it not a good pretzel.

Zey are salted with the sweat of the priest who molested them.

Oh...zis tastes like Father Arnold

Why are you telling me this, Heinz?

Zis is information, Ronald. Information is zee key.
You're on a first-name basis with your FIL? Whatever happened to Old World etiquette? Henry VIII was widely reported to have stifled a belch as Anne Boleyn's head rolled off the executioner's platform.

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JMC-STL wrote: Wed Jan 15, 2020 7:29 pm
CaptSMRT wrote: Wed Jan 15, 2020 4:56 pmMy father in law is Austrian and he never stops telling me how good the pretzels were in the home country. Rooooonald...zee pretzels at home dont make you thirsty.

You aren't a man in Austria until you've killed an animal with a pretzel.

In Austria priests molest the pretzels and not little boys, it's a right of passage.

If a priest wont molest your pretzel it not a good pretzel.

Zey are salted with the sweat of the priest who molested them.

Oh...zis tastes like Father Arnold

Why are you telling me this, Heinz?

Zis is information, Ronald. Information is zee key.
You're on a first-name basis with your FIL? Whatever happened to Old World etiquette? Henry VIII was widely reported to have stifled a belch as Anne Boleyn's head rolled off the executioner's platform.
Everything Heinz says seems like an interrogation...even if you are telling him what time a movie starts.

Heinz: Seven o'clock. Zis is when the movie starts, no?

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CaptSMRT wrote: Wed Jan 15, 2020 11:53 pm
JMC-STL wrote: Wed Jan 15, 2020 7:29 pm
CaptSMRT wrote: Wed Jan 15, 2020 4:56 pmMy father in law is Austrian and he never stops telling me how good the pretzels were in the home country. Rooooonald...zee pretzels at home dont make you thirsty.

You aren't a man in Austria until you've killed an animal with a pretzel.

In Austria priests molest the pretzels and not little boys, it's a right of passage.

If a priest wont molest your pretzel it not a good pretzel.

Zey are salted with the sweat of the priest who molested them.

Oh...zis tastes like Father Arnold

Why are you telling me this, Heinz?

Zis is information, Ronald. Information is zee key.
You're on a first-name basis with your FIL? Whatever happened to Old World etiquette? Henry VIII was widely reported to have stifled a belch as Anne Boleyn's head rolled off the executioner's platform.
Everything Heinz says seems like an interrogation...even if you are telling him what time a movie starts.

Heinz: Seven o'clock. Zis is when the movie starts, no?
You go to the movies with a guy who eats molested pretzels, no?

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Turk Sanderson wrote: Wed Jan 15, 2020 11:59 pm
CaptSMRT wrote: Wed Jan 15, 2020 11:53 pm
JMC-STL wrote: Wed Jan 15, 2020 7:29 pm

You're on a first-name basis with your FIL? Whatever happened to Old World etiquette? Henry VIII was widely reported to have stifled a belch as Anne Boleyn's head rolled off the executioner's platform.
Everything Heinz says seems like an interrogation...even if you are telling him what time a movie starts.

Heinz: Seven o'clock. Zis is when the movie starts, no?
You go to the movies with a guy who eats molested pretzels, no?
Zat is how good zeese pretzels are, Mein Freund.

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CaptSMRT wrote: Thu Jan 16, 2020 12:10 am
Turk Sanderson wrote: Wed Jan 15, 2020 11:59 pm
CaptSMRT wrote: Wed Jan 15, 2020 11:53 pm

Everything Heinz says seems like an interrogation...even if you are telling him what time a movie starts.

Heinz: Seven o'clock. Zis is when the movie starts, no?
You go to the movies with a guy who eats molested pretzels, no?
Zat is how good zeese pretzels are, Mein Freund.
Is Heinz buddies with the fat priest from Mascoutah, who is heading for a lengthy stay in the Big House for kiddie-porn and meth?