Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

#4180
CaptSMRT wrote:
Mon Sep 30, 2019 11:47 am
JMC-STL wrote:
Mon Sep 30, 2019 7:52 am
CaptSMRT wrote:
Mon Sep 30, 2019 6:42 am
There was only one person in the crowd....and he had a good time.

It was a nice gesture for your parole officer to give up an evening at home to support your rehabilitation.
The one guy that was there seemed to have a good time.
A one person crowd won't look good on your resume... better burn the tape,

Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

#4181
Turk Sanderson wrote:
Mon Sep 30, 2019 12:02 pm
CaptSMRT wrote:
Mon Sep 30, 2019 11:47 am
JMC-STL wrote:
Mon Sep 30, 2019 7:52 am
It was a nice gesture for your parole officer to give up an evening at home to support your rehabilitation.
The one guy that was there seemed to have a good time.
A one person crowd won't look good on your resume... better burn the tape,
For more reasons than just your future booking potential.

Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

#4182
As I watch the telly late at night, hoping that there's news of us somehow getting our democracy back. it occurs to me that the only medicines being advertised these days are for "moderate to severe" cases... of anything. What if your ailment hasn't reached that point yet?
Mr Finger:
"Well Doc, what's the verdict?"
DR:
"You have venereal disease. Not a bad case yet, but that's what you have."
Mr Finger:
"Wow! Give me some medicine...quick!"
DR:
" Sorry, you'll have to come back when it reaches the "moderate to severe" stage."

Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

#4183
Turk Sanderson wrote:
Tue Oct 01, 2019 5:36 pm
... Mr Finger: "Well Doc, what's the verdict?"
DR: "You have venereal disease. Not a bad case yet, but that's what you have."
Mr Finger: "Wow! Give me some medicine...quick!"
DR: "Sorry, you'll have to come back when it reaches the "moderate to severe" stage."
Mr. Finger: "Then quick, Doc, give me your sister's phone number!"
FTFY

Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

#4184
JMC-STL wrote:
Tue Oct 01, 2019 6:32 pm
Turk Sanderson wrote:
Tue Oct 01, 2019 5:36 pm
... Mr Finger: "Well Doc, what's the verdict?"
DR: "You have venereal disease. Not a bad case yet, but that's what you have."
Mr Finger: "Wow! Give me some medicine...quick!"
DR: "Sorry, you'll have to come back when it reaches the "moderate to severe" stage."
Mr. Finger: "Then quick, Doc, give me your sister's phone number!"
FTFY
I have a mild case of AIDS. Is there a salve for that?

Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

#4185
CaptSMRT wrote:
Wed Oct 02, 2019 10:47 am
JMC-STL wrote:
Tue Oct 01, 2019 6:32 pm
Turk Sanderson wrote:
Tue Oct 01, 2019 5:36 pm
... Mr Finger: "Well Doc, what's the verdict?"
DR: "You have venereal disease. Not a bad case yet, but that's what you have."
Mr Finger: "Wow! Give me some medicine...quick!"
DR: "Sorry, you'll have to come back when it reaches the "moderate to severe" stage."
Mr. Finger: "Then quick, Doc, give me your sister's phone number!"
FTFY
I have a mild case of AIDS. Is there a salve for that?
Not 'till it reaches the "moderate to severe" stage.

Re: How many Blues fans does it take?

#4187
JMC-STL wrote:
Wed Oct 02, 2019 11:55 am
Turk Sanderson wrote:
Wed Oct 02, 2019 11:30 am
CaptSMRT wrote:
Wed Oct 02, 2019 10:47 am
I have a mild case of AIDS. Is there a salve for that?
Not 'till it reaches the "moderate to severe" stage.
I think you got a slow learner on your hands here, Rev. Is there a certificate for that?
I'll speak with The Burning Bush.
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